Religions > Atheism > Re: Lenny Flank Accepts Position With Kent Hovind at Creation ScienceEvangelism Web Site
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"Tom McDonald" |
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02 Apr 2005 12:44:12 AM |
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Re: Lenny Flank Accepts Position With Kent Hovind at Creation ScienceEvangelism Web Site |
Sean Colmes wrote:
While attending Creation Boot Camp at the Southern Creation Conference
Lenny and Jason met with Kent Hovind. The two agreed to create and
operate the new atheismdebunked web site which is scheduled to come on
line in July. Dr Hovind is scheduled to baptize the two in the Jordan
river on June 15th during a ceremony that will be aired on the
Christian Broadcasting Network.
In other news Uncle Davey has been contacted by the Vatican and it may
be that his goal of becoming the first Protestant Pope may become a
reality in the near future.
In other news Mike Painter has accepted a postion as a deacon in a
large SDA church and the Jerry aka the Rogue has been confirmed as
lead evangelist at a local JW Kingdom Hall.
Apparently there is about to be an exodus to a new genesis when David
D and Mark Bilbo begin work at answersingenesis in June.
Bible Bob, Tom MacDonald, AC, and Al Klien are to begin work on the
new Atheists Bible this month. Pastors Steve Winter and Pastor Dave
have agreed to work Michell Malkin on an a gender respectful version
of the KJV Bible.
I'm confident that the team assigned to the Atheist Bible
project will be able to produce a scriptu...erm, book that is
absolutely faithful to the original texts in their autographs.
Soon, atheists all over the world will be know exactly what
atheism is and requires. The Fundamentals will be available to
everyone.
Then there will be no excuse for anyone calling him/herself an
atheist to hold any but the True and Complete Atheist Canon.
The auto-de-fes will commence shortly thereafter. I fully
expect the four of us to be among the first.
Do mine at night. I'm pretty fat, and will produce a lovely light.
--
Tom McDonald
http://ahwhatdoiknow.blogspot.com/
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Lenny Flank Accepts Position With Kent Hovind at Creation ScienceEvangelism Web Site |
02 Apr 2005 04:08:30 AM |
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"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@nohormelcharter.net.lga.highwinds-media.com>
wrote in message news:SVl3e.807$yL2.788@fe08.lga...
Sean Colmes wrote:
While attending Creation Boot Camp at the Southern Creation Conference
Lenny and Jason met with Kent Hovind. The two agreed to create and
operate the new atheismdebunked web site which is scheduled to come on
line in July. Dr Hovind is scheduled to baptize the two in the Jordan
river on June 15th during a ceremony that will be aired on the
Christian Broadcasting Network.
In other news Uncle Davey has been contacted by the Vatican and it may
be that his goal of becoming the first Protestant Pope may become a
reality in the near future.
In other news Mike Painter has accepted a postion as a deacon in a
large SDA church and the Jerry aka the Rogue has been confirmed as
lead evangelist at a local JW Kingdom Hall.
Apparently there is about to be an exodus to a new genesis when David
D and Mark Bilbo begin work at answersingenesis in June.
Bible Bob, Tom MacDonald, AC, and Al Klien are to begin work on the
new Atheists Bible this month. Pastors Steve Winter and Pastor Dave
have agreed to work with Michelle Malkin on a gender respectful version
of the KJV Bible
Aw, shucks. Perrsonally, if either Pastors Steve or Dave come
within 50 feet of me, I'll call the cops.
I'm confident that the team assigned to the Atheist Bible
project will be able to produce a scriptu...erm, book that is
absolutely faithful to the original texts in their autographs.
Soon, atheists all over the world will be know exactly what
atheism is and requires. The Fundamentals will be available to
everyone.
Then there will be no excuse for anyone calling him/herself an
atheist to hold any but the True and Complete Atheist Canon.
The auto-de-fes will commence shortly thereafter. I fully
expect the four of us to be among the first.
Do mine at night. I'm pretty fat, and will produce a lovely light.
They'd better get me before my AbLounge arrives.
--
Tom McDonald
http://ahwhatdoiknow.blogspot.com/
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| User: "Rev Dr Lenny Flank" |
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| Title: Re: Lenny Flank Accepts Position With Kent Hovind at Creation ScienceEvangelism Web Site |
02 Apr 2005 01:03:35 AM |
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I'm taking my pizza delivery boy with me.
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Lenny Flank
"There are no loose threads in the web of life"
Creation "Science" Debunked:
http://www.geocities.com/lflank
DebunkCreation email list:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DebunkCreation/
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