On 02 Jul 2004,

In article <cc5hae$kon$0@pita.alt.net>,
Seth Bullock <sethb@ydeadwoodsdhardware.net> wrote:

In article <Xns951AD7A45A8AF585704769FF@216.168.3.44>,
Ed Moses <arkchurians@stonedheads.com> wrote:

On 02 Jul 2004,

In article <cc59qe$3pm$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

@localhost.localdomain:

In article <Xns951ACCD1E3935CxhpPvHmKoz5@64.0.17.12>,
Quark <quark.jmh@sundials.com> wrote:

"Blessed are the screed makers for they shall plagiarize

the

earth"

"Blessed are the dumpster divers for they increase their

chances

of one day being crushed in a nasty compactor accident"

"Blessed are the jyotish, for they shall masturbate on

usenet"

"Blessed are the lits-makers, for they shall see their names

on

ballots."

"Blessed are the kook for they shall bring us laughter."

"Blessed are department stores for they sell panties to fit any

head."

"Blessed are the Edvo for they shell default their suits"

"Blessed are the delusional, for they shall be cheap

entertainment."

"Blesses are the Barlo for they shall be the foam on the ocean's

surf"

"Blessed are the railroad tracks, for they shall not trespass

against

others."

"Blessed are the judges for they shall shake their heads in

disgust."

"All hail, for the newsgroup's charter was superceded by a higher

power,

and there was a great gnashing of unbrushed teeth, an unheeded wailing
to NANAU, and rending and tearing of the tweetybird panties, but great
rejoicing and laughter by the chosen people"

"And lo the plagiarism shall be exposed and no whining shall
change reality."

Thereupon, a great void was torn in the octalverse while the winds grew.
As the lighting flashed and rains fell, screed poured into the depths of
hell.