Now that it's been proven that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene
this opens up a whole new can of worms. Everyone knows that Jesus was
gay. So why did he marry MM? Ancient Judea was a very homophobic
place, as evidenced in the bible. You could be stoned to death for
being queer. So it's obvious Jesus married MM to put up a front. So
she was his beard.

I think they will have to rewrite all the history books now to include
this fact. Many have thought that it was only in modern times that
gay men were having to marry women for social cover, mostly famous men
in show business, Maybe David Gest and Liza Minnelli were trying to
imitate Jesus Christ and MM?

Well who knew - Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Brad Pitt were all unto
something. Something very ancient, with roots in the beginning of
time. And very holy too, after all, if Jesus did it.......