Tue, 2 Nov 2004 16:47:23 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote:

Keith E. wrote:

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:41:26 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote:

Keith E. wrote:

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:48:46 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote:

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

If you're trying to lure Keith into you car, try RC.....

I quit drinking that when I was 12.

Mos is dyslexic as well as typo prone. He meant CR.

I can't believe anyone would ever drink cordial - nasty stuff.

Ever try Aftershock? It's like an alcoholic version of those
little cinnamon hearts that are sold around Valentine's Day.

Hello Earthling Keith,
It has come to the attention of ATJ Earth Command (Alien Division) that
you may be a sissy girl. You have 24 hours to prove the contrary by
bringing home the dead body of a rec.humor poster. Failing that...
well, you don't want to fail. trust me.
Zoogar
Adjutant, Screams in the Piercing Dark Alien Unit

You know, I'd take you a lot more seriously if you didn't look so
much like a big fuzzy pink bunny with a glandular problem.

you want to see what i look like? i venture out only after dark and i
hide in the shadows. the only time you will see me is in the last few
seconds of your life.
i come for you now.

Big fuzzy pink bunnies with glandular problems don't scare me.