Richard wrote:

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 18:30:05 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:

Wow, your house is bigger than I imagined.

Sadly, that's true. I just hate taking the commuter train to my
bathroom.

I didn't know you could get adult sized peddle trains.

That isn't a problem since I hire two kindergartners to do the
peddling. They do get a little cranky when it's nap time, though.

Borrow Ma's taser!

I already did. How else do you think I get them to work 16 hours a
day seven days a week?

you suck them off?

Wow. There's tasteless and then there is genuinely offensive in
a creepy scary kind of way.
And you are waayyyyy the ***** over that line.