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| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
19 Dec 2003 08:25:26 PM |
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Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
(Hector Plasmic) wrote:
misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message news:<fd16a342.0312161829.1129b3a9@posting.google.com>...
My penis is pure evil, he is the antichrist!
Somehow I always pictured the antichrist as being, well, bigger.
<rofl!>
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Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/bush/bush_tsg.mov
(Audio file of the fascist dictator speaking. A must listen.)
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| User: "nu-monet v6.0" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
19 Dec 2003 08:41:44 PM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
My penis is pure evil, he is the antichrist!
Somehow I always pictured the antichrist as being, well, bigger.
My antichrist is the penis.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
20 Dec 2003 03:46:01 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:41:44 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
} Fredric L. Rice wrote:
} >
} > >> My penis is pure evil, he is the antichrist!
} >
} > >Somehow I always pictured the antichrist as being, well, bigger.
} >
}
}
} My antichrist is the penis.
Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
but my christ is Jesus,
who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
of the Church of the SubGenius,
and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
and he runs the Church Swag department.
If I called him the anti-penis, he'd probably send my next order of
swag in a package pressurized with negative church air, and when I
opened it, it'd explode and douse me with anti-slack and I'd end up
having the spend the next few years living through the Disco era
again.
Because Jesus is that kind of christ: he loves a good laugh.
--
Orbital Mind Control Lasers, Inc.:
"By the time you finish reading this,
we can rewire all your brain cells
and make you thimp thut frew
krizled pluts caniff chuw grobby."
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| User: "nu-monet v6.0" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
20 Dec 2003 06:20:10 PM |
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Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
but my christ is Jesus,
who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
of the Church of the SubGenius,
and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
and he runs the Church Swag department.
That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
Irish Setter discordian thing.
First we have to come up with THE RULES as to
what makes the CHOSED ONE the CHOSED ONE. Then
we choose somebody and abuse the heck out of
them.
For example:
THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN OF WOMAN. (Which excepts
clones, including yrs truly.)
THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN EITHER DURING THE DAY
OR AT NIGHT OR DURING THE TWILIGHT IN BETWEEN.
AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT WILL HERALD THE COMING OF
THE CHOSED ONE.
AN EARTHQUAKE SOMEWHERE WILL FORETELL THE COMING
OF THE CHOSED ONE.
THERE WILL BE A MOON WHEN THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN.
THE CHOSED ONE WILL BE A PAID UP SUBGENIUS REVEREND
OR WILL GET A FREEBIE REVERENDSHIP BECAUSE HE OR
SHE IS LOADED.
THE CHOSED ONE IS *NOT* NENSLO.
THE CHOSED ONE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SEX AS THEY
WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
etc.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
20 Dec 2003 08:59:42 PM |
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On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
} Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
} >
} > Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
} > but my christ is Jesus,
} > who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
} > of the Church of the SubGenius,
} > and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
} > and he runs the Church Swag department.
} >
}
} That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
} be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
} between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
} Irish Setter discordian thing.
}
} First we have to come up with THE RULES as to
} what makes the CHOSED ONE the CHOSED ONE. Then
} we choose somebody and abuse the heck out of
} them.
}
} For example:
}
} THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN OF WOMAN. (Which excepts
} clones, including yrs truly.)
}
} THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN EITHER DURING THE DAY
} OR AT NIGHT OR DURING THE TWILIGHT IN BETWEEN.
}
} AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT WILL HERALD THE COMING OF
} THE CHOSED ONE.
}
} AN EARTHQUAKE SOMEWHERE WILL FORETELL THE COMING
} OF THE CHOSED ONE.
}
} THERE WILL BE A MOON WHEN THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN.
}
} THE CHOSED ONE WILL BE A PAID UP SUBGENIUS REVEREND
} OR WILL GET A FREEBIE REVERENDSHIP BECAUSE HE OR
} SHE IS LOADED.
}
} THE CHOSED ONE IS *NOT* NENSLO.
}
} THE CHOSED ONE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SEX AS THEY
} WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
}
} etc.
And alive. They GOT to be alive. We don't want to end up with Elron
Hubbard by mistake.
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
20 Dec 2003 09:23:53 PM |
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"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:j33auv8d89cne74b6g27mf61ao7j6ldb95@4ax.com...
| On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
| <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
|
| } Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
| } >
| } > Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
| } > but my christ is Jesus,
| } > who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
| } > of the Church of the SubGenius,
| } > and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
| } > and he runs the Church Swag department.
| } >
| }
| } That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
| } be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
| } between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
| } Irish Setter discordian thing.
| }
| } First we have to come up with THE RULES as to
| } what makes the CHOSED ONE the CHOSED ONE. Then
| } we choose somebody and abuse the heck out of
| } them.
| }
| } For example:
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN OF WOMAN. (Which excepts
| } clones, including yrs truly.)
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN EITHER DURING THE DAY
| } OR AT NIGHT OR DURING THE TWILIGHT IN BETWEEN.
| }
| } AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT WILL HERALD THE COMING OF
| } THE CHOSED ONE.
| }
| } AN EARTHQUAKE SOMEWHERE WILL FORETELL THE COMING
| } OF THE CHOSED ONE.
| }
| } THERE WILL BE A MOON WHEN THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE WILL BE A PAID UP SUBGENIUS REVEREND
| } OR WILL GET A FREEBIE REVERENDSHIP BECAUSE HE OR
| } SHE IS LOADED.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS *NOT* NENSLO.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SEX AS THEY
| } WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
| }
| } etc.
|
| And alive. They GOT to be alive. We don't want to end up with Elron
| Hubbard by mistake.
|
Dead limp dicks suck just as much as live limp dicks do.
Please submit a bug report through the usual beta product charnels.
Glok Vor Smok!
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
21 Dec 2003 01:33:52 AM |
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"Ricardo MadGello" <madgello@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dn8Fb.6301$GO2.2621@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:j33auv8d89cne74b6g27mf61ao7j6ldb95@4ax.com...
| On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
| <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
|
| } Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
| } >
| } > Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
| } > but my christ is Jesus,
| } > who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
| } > of the Church of the SubGenius,
| } > and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
| } > and he runs the Church Swag department.
ahh, the holy seers of Cleveland...but to sorta quote w.c. fields, I would
be more at ease if
"All things (were) considered, I'd rather (they) be in Philadelphia." and
you just gotta know those uppity excursions into amsterdamn ain't bringing
the proper cultural influences that I know "Bob" expects. When k/coffee
houses take a backseat to museums, and yummy pastries, then mission control
probably has a problem.
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
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| User: "Kevin Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
21 Dec 2003 05:33:13 AM |
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my gitar takes offense at that....
http://www.geocities.com/norbert_asshole/antichrist.html
"Ricardo MadGello" <madgello@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dn8Fb.6301$GO2.2621@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:j33auv8d89cne74b6g27mf61ao7j6ldb95@4ax.com...
| On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
| <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
|
| } Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
| } >
| } > Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
| } > but my christ is Jesus,
| } > who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
| } > of the Church of the SubGenius,
| } > and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
| } > and he runs the Church Swag department.
| } >
| }
| } That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
| } be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
| } between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
| } Irish Setter discordian thing.
| }
| } First we have to come up with THE RULES as to
| } what makes the CHOSED ONE the CHOSED ONE. Then
| } we choose somebody and abuse the heck out of
| } them.
| }
| } For example:
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN OF WOMAN. (Which excepts
| } clones, including yrs truly.)
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN EITHER DURING THE DAY
| } OR AT NIGHT OR DURING THE TWILIGHT IN BETWEEN.
| }
| } AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT WILL HERALD THE COMING OF
| } THE CHOSED ONE.
| }
| } AN EARTHQUAKE SOMEWHERE WILL FORETELL THE COMING
| } OF THE CHOSED ONE.
| }
| } THERE WILL BE A MOON WHEN THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE WILL BE A PAID UP SUBGENIUS REVEREND
| } OR WILL GET A FREEBIE REVERENDSHIP BECAUSE HE OR
| } SHE IS LOADED.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE IS *NOT* NENSLO.
| }
| } THE CHOSED ONE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SEX AS THEY
| } WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
| }
| } etc.
|
| And alive. They GOT to be alive. We don't want to end up with Elron
| Hubbard by mistake.
|
Dead limp dicks suck just as much as live limp dicks do.
Please submit a bug report through the usual beta product charnels.
Glok Vor Smok!
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
21 Dec 2003 12:02:43 PM |
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Now here's some cheerleaders worthy of Satan's paws.
http://www.geocities.com/norbert_asshole/heaven.jpg
--
"Kevin Anderson" <docmartian@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:ZxfFb.7539$ci1.5614@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
| my gitar takes offense at that....
| http://www.geocities.com/norbert_asshole/antichrist.html
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| "Ricardo MadGello" <madgello@hotmail.com> wrote in message
| news:dn8Fb.6301$GO2.2621@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
| > "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
| > news:j33auv8d89cne74b6g27mf61ao7j6ldb95@4ax.com...
| > | On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
| > | <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
| > |
| > | } Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
| > | } >
| > | } > Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
| > | } > but my christ is Jesus,
| > | } > who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
| > | } > of the Church of the SubGenius,
| > | } > and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
| > | } > and he runs the Church Swag department.
| > | } >
| > | }
| > | } That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
| > | } be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
| > | } between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
| > | } Irish Setter discordian thing.
| > | }
| > | } First we have to come up with THE RULES as to
| > | } what makes the CHOSED ONE the CHOSED ONE. Then
| > | } we choose somebody and abuse the heck out of
| > | } them.
| > | }
| > | } For example:
| > | }
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN OF WOMAN. (Which excepts
| > | } clones, including yrs truly.)
| > | }
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN EITHER DURING THE DAY
| > | } OR AT NIGHT OR DURING THE TWILIGHT IN BETWEEN.
| > | }
| > | } AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT WILL HERALD THE COMING OF
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE.
| > | }
| > | } AN EARTHQUAKE SOMEWHERE WILL FORETELL THE COMING
| > | } OF THE CHOSED ONE.
| > | }
| > | } THERE WILL BE A MOON WHEN THE CHOSED ONE IS BORN.
| > | }
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE WILL BE A PAID UP SUBGENIUS REVEREND
| > | } OR WILL GET A FREEBIE REVERENDSHIP BECAUSE HE OR
| > | } SHE IS LOADED.
| > | }
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE IS *NOT* NENSLO.
| > | }
| > | } THE CHOSED ONE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH SEX AS THEY
| > | } WANTED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
| > | }
| > | } etc.
| > |
| > | And alive. They GOT to be alive. We don't want to end up with Elron
| > | Hubbard by mistake.
| > |
| >
| > Dead limp dicks suck just as much as live limp dicks do.
| >
| > Please submit a bug report through the usual beta product charnels.
| >
| >
| > Glok Vor Smok!
| >
| >
| >
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| User: "Newton Joseph" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
21 Dec 2003 05:58:31 PM |
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PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
By New 10.
Millions of people are awaiting the return of Jesus Christ. I wonder if
these
Simple souls really give any thought to how this will happen? Who would he
Choose to approach and say. Hi! I'm Jesus Christ? How many people would take
Him seriously? After all, many men (and some women) in the back wards of
mental
Hospitals claim they are Jesus Christ, whom should we believe? Would he
reveal
Himself to a hooker (AKA a prostitute) as he washes her feet in Times Square
New
York? or Joe, the humble butcher in Metairie, Louisiana? Or possibly to
Father
Gregory the pedophile priest in Minneapolis or to a Bantu tribesman in Zair?
Which group would he reveal himself to? His co-religionists, the Jews
(Would Christians be happy with such an act? ). Would they want to Jump on
the
Bandwagon to use an old metaphor and want to become Jews? Or will he reveal
Himself to born again Christians? Would he know or even understand a
Catholic,
Protestant, Greek Orthodox, Baptist, or any of the hundreds of denominations
that
Use his name? Would people meeting him for the first time salute him, shake
his
Hand, bow down on their knees or kiss his feet? Would he fall from the sky
like a
Meteor or will he drive up in a Mercedes, a Chevy, a flying saucer, a
Greyhound
Bus, on a cloud or on an *****?
Will he be recognized by the medieval rendition of him with long blond hair
And beard with blue eyes, or the earlier Byzantine depletion of him being a
very dark
Skinned man with short black kinky hair? Would the people in the Bible belt
really
Accept him with these features? Will he be freshly showered, with clean
Underwear? Will he be wearing an Armani suit, or a tunic? (I don't want to
seem
Disrespectful but these are just some of the many questions that come to
mind.)
Will he speak English with or without an accent, Aramaic, Hebrew, Latin or
Yiddish? How old will he be when he returns? Remember, he supposedly died
2,000 years ago. Will he have any physical maladies that we are prone to?
Does
He have plaque on his teeth? I assume he doesn't floss.
Would he be treated like a superstar with his own stretched limo? Would he
Have any credibility if he wore Florham wing tip shoes, or will he be
wearing
Sandals? I'm assuming that he will not appear naked, so where does he buy
his
Clothes? Would the Pope and Jesus become pals and drink beer together as
they
Swap stories? Since the Jews are still waiting the return of the Messiah,
would the
Jews claim "Him" for themselves?
When he returns will there still be a need for priests and ministers to
interpret
His message? Wouldn't his return make their jobs superfluous? Wouldn't
people
Get the word right from the horse's mouth - in a manner of speaking? Will
NBC
Give him a time slot opposite 60 Minutes with his own program? Will Pat
Robertson, Benny Hinn, Oral Roberts and Billy Graham and the other
televangelists
Who have been waiting the return of Jesus really want that to happen? Would
they
Be able to exist with that kind of competition?
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Seeing they have made capital on the promise of his return, wouldn't it be
reasonable to assume they would claim he is the false messiah, the devil or
the
anti-Christ? How would people react if "he" pointed out all the errors in
the Bible
and about himself for setting them straight?
Would it be possible to discard all that they hold dear, or would it be
easier
to discard Jesus? Would they lynch him, crucify or shoot him?
Which religious sect would he favor, if any? And what would happen to the
ones he didn't? Would people agree with what he might say today in a modern
technological world, and would it be applicable, seeing he has been gone for
so
many years? How would Jesus feel when he discovers Catholics everywhere were
gnawing on his body for so many years?
I could go on almost forever with my questions and I'm sure you have many
of your own.
If you would ask a thousand believing Christians these very same questions,
in order to avoid mundane answers, they would have to resort to
"supernatural"
answers. They would be creative, amazing, fantastic and most of all
hilarious
(which would make an interesting book on humor).
I think as soon as "he" would become a definable, intelligible person with
an
identity, he would be seen as just another homogeneous guy. Perhaps with a
soiled shirt, perhaps wearing glasses and who knows speaks with a lisp or a
stutter, most people would lose interest in him very quickly. They would
have to
invent another mysterious, invisible, unknowable, supernatural somebody. He
only
holds Christians' interest as long as he remains hidden in the clouds.
I'm sure I'm not the only person who thought there is a deep fear held by
all
Christian theologians and "Faith Healers" that Jesus would come back. If he
does
they are out of business, the game is over and the money stops flowing in.
Since
televangelists have been so successful at hawking the concept of Jesus as a
God,
wouldn't you agree they would make great used car salesmen? As long as he
remains hidden from view it's business as usual. The cash will keep flowing
in as
long as the promise of his return (like the carrot and the stick). This
charade has
gone on for nearly 2,000 years. And yet they wait, wait and wait.
drnjoseph@socal.rr.com
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
22 Dec 2003 02:17:09 AM |
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"Newton Joseph" <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
news:HsqFb.14392$Vs3.11970@twister.socal.rr.com...
PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
maybe it's people's inabilty to save....jesus is suppose to be good
at the saving thing...is so, I have two tiny suggestion for him...
if indeed he does save...
1..loan me $1995
2.. save yourself
l0v3,
GG
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
22 Dec 2003 11:03:57 PM |
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"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
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| "Newton Joseph" <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
| news:HsqFb.14392$Vs3.11970@twister.socal.rr.com...
| >
| >
| > PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
| >
| > >
| >
|
| maybe it's people's inabilty to save....jesus is suppose to be good
| at the saving thing...is so, I have two tiny suggestion for him...
| if indeed he does save...
| 1..loan me $1995
| 2.. save yourself
|
| l0v3,
| GG
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|
Where can I get one of those cool Jesus Saves stickers like you all gotsezz?
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
23 Dec 2003 02:46:50 PM |
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"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
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| "Newton Joseph" <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
| news:HsqFb.14392$Vs3.11970@twister.socal.rr.com...
| >
| >
| > PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
| >
| > >
| >
|
| maybe it's people's inabilty to save....jesus is suppose to be good
| at the saving thing...is so, I have two tiny suggestion for him...
| if indeed he does save...
| 1..loan me $1995
| 2.. save yourself
|
| l0v3,
| GG
|
|
Where can I get one of those cool Jesus Saves stickers like you all
gotsezz?
bouy oh bouy are you in luck....I JUST happen to have
in my very posession....2 bumper sticker that read " Jesus = God"
I will let you have one of 'em for $ 9.95..or the both of 'em
for $ 1.95...but ya better GET while the GETTIN's good !!
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
23 Dec 2003 09:22:25 PM |
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"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
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| "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
| news:11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
| > "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
| > news:qaednetp87p0O3ui4p2dnA@comcast.com...
| > |
| > | "Newton Joseph" <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
| > | news:HsqFb.14392$Vs3.11970@twister.socal.rr.com...
| > | >
| > | >
| > | > PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
| > | >
| > | > >
| > | >
| > |
| > | maybe it's people's inabilty to save....jesus is suppose to be good
| > | at the saving thing...is so, I have two tiny suggestion for him...
| > | if indeed he does save...
| > | 1..loan me $1995
| > | 2.. save yourself
| > |
| > | l0v3,
| > | GG
| > |
| > |
| >
| > Where can I get one of those cool Jesus Saves stickers like you all
| gotsezz?
|
| bouy oh bouy are you in luck....I JUST happen to have
| in my very posession....2 bumper sticker that read " Jesus = God"
| I will let you have one of 'em for $ 9.95..or the both of 'em
| for $ 1.95...but ya better GET while the GETTIN's good !!
|
| gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
| >
| >
| >
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|
A bargain at twice the price, I'll take one as it's a waaaaaay mo' bedda
deal.
Do you have any that say 'Susej = Dog' on them?
The kind where people in front can read it right-ways-round in their
rear-view mirror?
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
24 Dec 2003 09:27:22 AM |
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"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:RD7Gb.10040$Q%5.4203@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
--
"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:vcidnU9S0d-CNXWiRVn-iQ@comcast.com...
|
| "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
| news:11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
| > "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote in message
| > news:qaednetp87p0O3ui4p2dnA@comcast.com...
| > |
| > | "Newton Joseph" <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
| > | news:HsqFb.14392$Vs3.11970@twister.socal.rr.com...
| > | >
| > | >
| > | > PLEASE, JESUS, WE CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO COME BACK
| > | >
| > | > >
| > | >
| > |
| > | maybe it's people's inabilty to save....jesus is suppose to be good
| > | at the saving thing...is so, I have two tiny suggestion for him...
| > | if indeed he does save...
| > | 1..loan me $1995
| > | 2.. save yourself
| > |
| > | l0v3,
| > | GG
| > |
| > |
| >
| > Where can I get one of those cool Jesus Saves stickers like you all
| gotsezz?
|
| bouy oh bouy are you in luck....I JUST happen to have
| in my very posession....2 bumper sticker that read " Jesus = God"
| I will let you have one of 'em for $ 9.95..or the both of 'em
| for $ 1.95...but ya better GET while the GETTIN's good !!
|
| gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
| >
| >
| >
|
|
A bargain at twice the price, I'll take one as it's a waaaaaay mo' bedda
deal.
+++++++
damn son ! you're a bright one for sure...that damn Huey *snickers* has
been buyin' 'em up up on the $1.95 offer.
Just goes to show that a sucker REALLY is born every
minute...er...er...second
Do you have any that say 'Susej = Dog' on them?
The kind where people in front can read it right-ways-round in their
rear-view mirror?
++++++++
I damn sure do...we stole....er er liberated the concept
from 'em ambulanc3 people and believe it or not no Nicolas Cages were
injured in the process.but we promise to try harder next time.
GoG
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| User: "HellPopeHuey" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
23 Dec 2003 01:06:20 PM |
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"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
<drivel>
No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
--
HellPope Huey
Dial-A-Confused-Lesbian, wrong number, *****.
There is nothing to writing.
All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
- Red Smith
"Why do things I love always burn?"
- Homer Simpson
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
23 Dec 2003 02:20:41 PM |
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"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
<drivel>
No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be sure
that 2 sevens have crossed...
yeah, I've seen a bad moon a-rising
where there's blood fallin' from the sky
yeah, I've done seen a bad moon a-rising
maybe, it's time we kiss our asses goodbye
to all of my old pals,
except blackout..
[at least, until he get's own his knees
and supplys damn good head]
hang in there...and kick richard nixon
around 'till I get back
l0ve,
gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
--
HellPope Huey
Dial-A-Confused-Lesbian, wrong number, *****.
There is nothing to writing.
All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
- Red Smith
"Why do things I love always burn?"
- Homer Simpson
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
27 Dec 2003 01:26:56 PM |
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"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
<drivel>
No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be sure
that 2 sevens have crossed...
The Eighth Seal has been broken.
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/bush/bush_tsg.mov
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/washingtondc/media/video/6/9_11laugh.mpg
(Audio files of the fascist dictator speaking. A must listen.)
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| User: "Burroughs Arrow ucandoit.zzz" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
31 Dec 2003 09:36:39 PM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:vurn9a715cf0d7@corp.supernews.com...
"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
<drivel>
No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be
sure
that 2 sevens have crossed...
The Eighth Seal has been broken.
the rastas enjoice !!!
pass the chalice
the root of david has indeed prevel3d..
BA
a.k.a dread a. stare
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/bush/bush_tsg.mov
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/washingtondc/media/video/6/9_11laugh.mpg
(Audio files of the fascist dictator speaking. A must listen.)
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
28 Dec 2003 12:37:06 AM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}
} >"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
} >news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
} >> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
} >news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
} >> <drivel>
} >> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
} >> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
} >> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
} >> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
} >> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}
} >oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be sure
} >that 2 sevens have crossed...
}
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
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| User: "Burroughs Arrow ucandoit.zzz" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
31 Dec 2003 09:38:50 PM |
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"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:6fusuvgqneii2a5f8mn7pf73a18arjq8l6@4ax.com...
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}
} >"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
} >news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
} >> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
} >news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
} >> <drivel>
} >> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
} >> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
} >> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
} >> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
} >> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}
} >oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be
sure
} >that 2 sevens have crossed...
}
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
and they be cute....kinda like lumpy swiss flags
BA
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
29 Dec 2003 11:57:20 AM |
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Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}>"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
}>news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
}>> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
}>news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
}>> <drivel>
}>> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
}>> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
}>> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
}>> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
}>> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}>oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be sure
}>that 2 sevens have crossed...
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
I'll send Greenpeace over to interdict -- and you can club them.
---
CAUTION: Reading these Scientoloy "secrets" will give you pneumonia:
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://w4u.eexi.gr/~antbos/XENU.HTM
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| User: "Klyf Fenderson" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
31 Dec 2003 04:20:51 PM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> wrote in message
news:vv0qpdmu2p2d7d@corp.supernews.com...
Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}>"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
}>news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
}>> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
}>news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
}>> <drivel>
}>> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
}>> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
}>> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
}>> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
}>> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}>oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be
sure
}>that 2 sevens have crossed...
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
I'll send Greenpeace over to interdict -- and you can club them.
Damn, I was hoping to club PETA instead.
--
Rev. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" Sēģ-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane Fenderson
Visit a website that hasn't been updated in a year:
http://klyfonline.com
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
01 Jan 2004 11:01:31 AM |
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"Klyf Fenderson" <news@klyfonline.com> wrote:
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> wrote in message
news:vv0qpdmu2p2d7d@corp.supernews.com...
Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}>"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
}>news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
}>> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
}>news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
}>> <drivel>
}>> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
}>> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
}>> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
}>> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
}>> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}>oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can be sure
}>that 2 sevens have crossed...
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
I'll send Greenpeace over to interdict -- and you can club them.
Damn, I was hoping to club PETA instead.
They would be easier, fighting back with lawyers whereas Greenpeace
will try to sink you.
---
CAUTION: Reading these Scientoloy "secrets" will give you pneumonia:
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://w4u.eexi.gr/~antbos/XENU.HTM
And Saddam: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/
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| User: "Klyf Fenderson" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
03 Jan 2004 06:14:11 AM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <FredR@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> wrote in message
news:vv8kkp6ho4ql24@corp.supernews.com...
"Klyf Fenderson" < > wrote:
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> wrote in message
news:vv0qpdmu2p2d7d@corp.supernews.com...
Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:26:56 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
} "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:
}>"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
}>news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
}>> "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
}>news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
}>> <drivel>
}>> No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
}>> the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
}>> head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make
Satan
}>> himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs.
Die
}>> you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
}>oh *****...when the day comes that huey begins quoting me ...you can
be sure
}>that 2 sevens have crossed...
} The Eighth Seal has been broken.
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
I'll send Greenpeace over to interdict -- and you can club them.
Damn, I was hoping to club PETA instead.
They would be easier, fighting back with lawyers whereas Greenpeace
will try to sink you.
Exactly, plus you get to club a few lawyers, as well.
--
Rev. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" Sēģ-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane Fenderson
A website that hasn't been updated in a year:
http://www.klyfonline.com
Flame Klyf in person:
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| User: "11D" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
28 Dec 2003 01:15:30 AM |
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IS THAT ALL?
Your membershit doth hath been revoketh!
"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:6fusuvgqneii2a5f8mn7pf73a18arjq8l6@4ax.com...
Eight? Hell, we usually club thirty or forty of them little bastards
before lunch.
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| User: "Desertphile" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
28 Dec 2003 01:59:12 PM |
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And ay girlfriend's clitoris is Goddess.
--
http://desertphile.org
The I.C.R. Cult Exposed: http://holysmoke.org/icr-cult.htm
"Scientology: the 'science' of making money." http://holysmoke.org/theta.htm
"To the bat tank!" --- Tank Girl
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
23 Dec 2003 09:19:29 PM |
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Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HPH always make fun of my cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Wa Wa Wa waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
--
"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0312231106.4d98b11e@posting.google.com...
| "Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:<11QFb.2970$Q%5.1519@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>...
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| <drivel>
|
| No, you are the AntiPenis. You probably just have an ugly vag even
| the cross-dressing hermaphrodites shun and your ***** looks like the
| head of a tiny pug dog, or so Gurdjieff sez. Its enough to make Satan
| himself puke. You are a roll of #5 grit toilet paper on two legs. Die
| you feckless fucker, etc. etc., same ol' same ol'.
|
| --
|
| HellPope Huey
| Dial-A-Confused-Lesbian, wrong number, *****.
|
| There is nothing to writing.
| All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
| - Red Smith
|
| "Why do things I love always burn?"
| - Homer Simpson
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| User: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
24 Dec 2003 08:42:06 AM |
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"Ricardo MadGello" <hotlinks@southern.belle.org> wrote in message
news:5B7Gb.10028$Q%5.7091@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HPH always make fun of my cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Wa Wa Wa waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
duh, he's paid by the boring minute to do so...
GG
[censored]
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| User: "Ricardo MadGello" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
21 Dec 2003 08:21:17 PM |
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Jesus came back as the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: My penis is the antichrist! |
20 Dec 2003 10:26:14 PM |
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Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:20:10 -0700, "nu-monet v6.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
} Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
}> Well, I WOULD say that my christ is the anti-penis,
}> but my christ is Jesus,
}> who is Personal Assistant to Rev. Ivan Stang,
}> of the Church of the SubGenius,
}> and is Rev. Stang's Hair Apparent,
}> and he runs the Church Swag department.
} That still leaves the promblem of who's going to
} be the designated CHOSED ONE. Kind of a cross
} between a Mahdi and that hyperactively nervous
} Irish Setter discordian thing.
And alive. They GOT to be alive. We don't want
to end up with Elron Hubbard by mistake.
Hubbard would be _perfect_ for the job -- in a jar burried in the yard.
I'd rather have the candidates stand on a hillside with their mouthes
open waiting for bats. The first one to acquire 10 face fucks win.
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/bush/bush_tsg.mov
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/washingtondc/media/video/6/9_11laugh.mpg
(Audio files of the fascist dictator speaking. A must listen.)
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