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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Doug Laidlaw"
Date: 02 Oct 2005 02:42:49 AM
Object: Re: My wife is really fat!
Jon wrote:

On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:09:58 -0400,

(Ugly) wrote in
message <4YSdnXh3doLeh6PeRVn-oA@rogers.com>:

On 23 Nov 2003 12:09:04 -0000, Steve Chaney, aka NR's Tormentee babbled on
about My wife is really fat! proclaiming:

My wife is so fat, she has to get her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey.
One time we went to the zoo, and the elephants started throwing her
peanuts.

I feel sorry for you, friend. I love my plus-sized wife and that full
figure really drives
me wild. I have told her many times I hope she does NOT lose weight.
It's really sexy. A joy you'll never know.


if you can state her weight in kilograms, go ahead.

***** with that pound *****.

this '#' is not a pound sign. it is a hash mark.

this is a pound '£'.

Please also note that litres is spelt litres, not liters. liters is German
/ Dutch / Afrikaans spelling. Litres is French / English spelling. Litres
is a French word which has been adopted into the English language.

NO ONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD USES THE BRITISH EMPIRIAL MEASUREMEANT
SYSTEM ANYMORE EXCEPT FUCKING DUMB ARSE BACKWARD FUCKING AMERICANS. NOT
EVEN THE FUCKING BRITS USE IT ANYMORE.

when the ***** are you retarded arseholes gonna realise that you are the
SOLE DUMB ARSE NATION in the entire fucking world which is not on the
METRIC system?

get with the fucking international standards. there are international
standards for every fucking thing under the Sun.

oh yeah, and down the line, get used to the idea that America is gonna
have to surrender control of the Internet to an international body.

one of the hottest topics on the agenda is why the ***** third world
countries have to pay 100% of the cost of their international connection
to the Internet, when first world countries share the cost 50 / 50 between
them.

debt relief for third world nations is just the first step. third world
nations need an equitable economic deal in all aspects including trade.

"Some mothers do 'ave 'em." Pity the mothers, or blame them?
Doug.
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Registered Linux User No. 277548. My true email address has hotkey for
myaccess.
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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