"jabriol" <jabriol@hotmail.com> wrote...
If every printing press in the USA was shutdown, production of the
[Watchtower] magazine will not fall behind.
I guess this must mean that invisible Filipino spirit creatures, in all
probability like the ones whose voices the Watchtower's Golden Age editor
kept hearing, would carry the magazines 'down' directly from the Pleiades
(which the WT taught was Jehovah's private home), hot off the 0 degK press.
It would take some time, as even J-God (as the Jehovah's Witnesses have
been taught) cannot travel instantaneously (or tell the future, etc.).
And those pesky Demons [who] Infest the Earth's Atmosphere (title of top
turn-of-the-century Watchtower tract) might hold up the "delivery-its"...
Oh, the fine theocratic dramas of the lunatic cult....
The things they endure to bring their litter to your door
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() The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses Cult ()
() is a CUNNING CONTRIVANCE, a FRAUD, a DIRTY LIE, ()
() a WOLFISH TRICK, a SCAM, a CRUEL HOAX, a WICKED ()
() CHEAT, the embodiment of SPIRITUAL PORNOGRAPHY, ()
() a PARADISE for FILTHY PEDOPHILES, a BLASPHEMOUS ()
() INSULT, a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION, a DISGRACE, a ()
() SCANDAL, a DAMNED OUTRAGE from start to finish. ()
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And on the third day, God said:
"Let there be div(D)=Pf, div(B)=0, curl(E)=-dB/dt, curl(H)=jf+dD/dt."
And there was light."
Love
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Examples of FINE SPIRITUAL FOOD AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME FROM "THE SLAVE":
"We need not here repeat the evidences that the 'seventh trump' began its
sounding in A.D. 1840, and will continue until the end of the time of
trouble" {WT Nov 1880 p1}; "masturbation is no mere innocent pastime but
rather a practice that can lead to homosexual acts" {WT May 15 1970 p315;
also WT Oct 1 1970 p604}; "If heaven were made the receptacle of the
heathen, savages, barbarians, the idiotic, simple, insane and INFANTS, it
would cease to be heaven to a considerable extent, and become a pandemonium
.. billions of ignorant, imbecile and degraded .. never formed characters
[not] fit companions for saints" {WT Oct 15 1896 p245} Fine JW Wisdom!!
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THE LIST OF AMAZING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES' CLAIMS, BELIEFS & PREDICTIONS
Prepared by MYSELF may be found at the following websites:-
http://www.freeminds.org/history/part1.htm
http://www1.tip.nl/~t661020/wtcitaten/part1.htm
http://localsonly.wilmington.net/jmalik/TheList.zip
http://www.concordance.com/watchtower.htm
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