stoney wrote:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 13:00:28 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> wrote in
alt.atheism
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Good one. I'm looking forward to EAP's coverage of the
papal conclave.
I had an idea for a story about an EAC operative sneaking
up onto the
roof of the Vatican and putting a red smoke maker in the
chimney to
confuse people, but since there's live TV coverage of the
conclave, I
didn't think anybody would believe it.
Something like:
VATICAN CITY (EAP) -- Red smoke came out of the chimney of
the
Sistine Chapel today causing confusion among onlookers who
expected
to see either white or black smoke to signify the election
of a new pope.
"I think Satan is behind it," said one woman who claims
that she saw
the shape of a Red Devil in the smoke.
"It sent shivers down my spine when I saw it," she said...
I like it! Keep going! :)
Nobody would believe it, would they?
They believe some old schmuck ejaculated the universe into existance.
That people turn into pillars of salt.
That rape, genocide, torture, and eternal torture are good.
That snakes and jackasses can talk.
That females with only 1/2 the genetic code can give birth.
And all sorts of other dingleberry ***** so red smoke's a piece of
cake.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
TE, Iesu, verum Deum et Hominem
hic in sancta Eucharistia praesentem,
in genua humillime provolutus,
***** fidelibus terrae et Sanctis caeli mente coniunctus,
adoro;
ac pro tanto beneficio intime gratus,
te, Iesu, infinite perfectum
atque infinite amabilem ex toto corde diligo.
DA mihi gratiam ne ullo modo te unquam offendam,
atque ut, tua hac in terra eucharistica praesentia recreatus,
ad tua aeterna ac beata in caelis praesentia
una ***** Maria perfruendum merear pervenire.
Amen.
.
