"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:26:46 -0500, "sportsfan"
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"Ninth Commandment" <ninthcommandment@aolistoast.com> wrote in message
I believe in the LORD GOD JEHOVAH ADONAI. Too bad he wants to save
people like you.
Too bad the belief in your god doesn't help you become a compassionate
loving person. I pray for you.
Be well.
kevin
some people who believe in God are incredibly fucked up losers who have
turned to God in desperation hoping that He will perform some miracle and
turn their lives around. They feel wholly incapable of taking the
necessary
steps to do for themselves what they expect God to do.
and you must worship the devil himself fag boy.
The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult
15. Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's...
13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the
apocalypse.
11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out
flowers at airport.
8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day."
7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the
true believers.
4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3. Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson.
2. He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
1. Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut; lives in a
mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute! That's Bill Gates!!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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