Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:43:48 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:pan.2003.09.19.14.45.57.288733@hotmail.com:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 19 Sep 2003 14:35:44 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net.spumf> wrote in
news:3F6B09CD.3B0C8BC8@arvig.net.spumf:

Peter J Ross wrote:

On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 03:20:45 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com>
wrote in news:pan.2003.09.16.00.59.18.403977@hotmail.com:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 15 Sep 2003 17:21:27 +0000,
Bertie the Bunyip posted:

flaXagg <look@the.sig> wrote in
news:47c778af64a45db5e29a69fb1699ff8e@news.teranews.com:

In article
<ba716f180739cf4619aa59604ca84fb3@news.cyclonews.com>,
Bertie the Bunyip <A@a.aaaaaa> writes...

"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net.spumf> wrote in
news:3F65DC70.E225B5FE@arvig.net.spumf:

Vladimir Fukovski wrote:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 21:56:55 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:pan.2003.09.14.20.08.36.42297@hotmail.com:

Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 15:56:35
+0000, Bertie the Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com>
wrote in
news:pan.2003.09.14.10.13.21.806148@hotmail.com:

Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:27:02
+0100, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:43:03 +0200, Dr.
Flonkenstein's long-suffering mother turned her
back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003
10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com>
wrote in
news:pan.2003.09.12.01.34.54.805320@hotmail.com:

Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003
10:43:52 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross <pjr@petitmorte.net> wrote in
news:6frvlvorcilor6kjl8ckcsm0q370ubdk8o@4ax.com:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC),
Bertie the Bunyip's long-suffering mother
turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik <warrensson@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@4ax.com
:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was
Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow

2.FREIA THE *****


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"

She took off her helmet

And grabbed my rocket

And it blasted right off to the skya!

Great !!!
Distributed poetry (like computing).
Let's have another one:

3. THOR THE DRUNKEN TRANSVESTITE (courtesy
R.Xemblinosky III) (*)

There once was a drunken transvestite God named Thor

Who dedcided one day to be a *****.

He put on some lip-stick

And vacuumed a dipstick,
Which left it Baldur than before.

4. Djirk the halfwit Nazi.

Ther was a fjuckwit named Djirkie

Whose "plumbing" downstairs didn't wjorkie

He pumped and he pumped

Until his core was dumped

And his plumbing resembled beef jerky.

5. There once was a cult called Asatru

Who asked of its Priest, "What? Izzat true?"
The acres of spam
We poor newsfroups exam
Was /nothing/ to what they then sat through.

6. there once was a doper named Njikky.

Who was always ready for a quicky

He lit up a spliff

And jumped off the cliff