Precision<precision@usenet.com>wrote:
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Irrelevant, given that I never said anything of the kind, Precision.
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Coming back with fancy retorts is not my style unless I think at that
moment that it will benefit beings.
I have never had sex in the back seat of a car.
Right, well. Thanks for sharing, Precision.
Not true.
Do you feel as if you're getting revenge?
I'm constantly being spoofed on this newsgroup.
This is right up your alley.
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A supplemental activity?
The circular logic here is that if you spoof a post with my screen
name, and write as if you were me, then you could claim the faked post
is in fact really Precision's.
What else can you do with your screen name?
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Make it easy on yourself.
I prefer the missionary position when I'm getting humped.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be fat.
On that basis, you could claim Precision is never spoofed or bothered
because all the posts in the newsgroup -- even the offending posts
that were faked -- were really Precision's posts.
Never again.
Since every subsequent faked post with the screen name Precision is
claimed to be the real, then even a year after I stopped posting
altogether YOU could claim that the fact Precision's posts were not
spoofed, is proof that Precision is spoofing other people as well.
I don't start until after eleven. [Drinking]
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You're right, and I'm right.
please please help me. this anxiety is sending me bonkers.
Neat trick, Precision. Embarrass yourself in front of everyone; that'll
teach 'em not ***** with you, eh.
The problem with this stupid logic is that it appeals to the kind of
stupidity that your stereotypical JW parodies are supposed to have.
Are you really dumb?
Either you're ignorant of the fact that most real JWs are smart enough
to see through your transparent facade, or you are a stupid person who
has a warped view of JWs and thinks you are fooling JWs.
And you, Precision, are a(n) refiner of precious dung.
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You gotta give me an example.
I keep saying that your covering this newsgroup with graffiti has
driven away most people.
People don't have thoughts and feelings. They have realisations.
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Any way you look at it, it's bad.
In fact, after posting this message, I'm going to do something radical
that I've never resorted to doing.
I don't start until after eleven. [Drinking]
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What do you mean, 'Something smells?'
I'v been bit of an wordsmith sinse I was 18 and now decide to be
porfessional. I am birlliant at stringing together words together.
Your immediate death would fix that, Precision
You see, there is a ton of messages highlighted that I have not read
in this newsgroup.
You really should have.
Many messages are from Joe Smith and others.
And they left in a huff.
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I don't know where your partner is there. He's probably off having lunch
someplace.
I actually found some of Joe's posts fascinating to read, and didn't
have the heart to do what I am about to do.
Don't tell me you are about to do, I don't believe it.
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You could teach me.
CAN I LOOSE HAIR FROM STRESS??!!!1!
You really do have personal issues, don't you, Precision?
But I must do something drastic because I cannot bear to sort through
these sordid topics and there's something, maybe just plain
"rubbernecking curiosity" of slowing down to see a traffic wreck
knowing I may regret what mine eyes may see, that keeps drawing me
here.
You are not the only one who can't, you know.
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One thing leads to another.
It's okay. The confusion is all in my mind.
Try blowing your brains out with a.44 magnum. I recommend a Ruger.
And so the only resolution is.
I know nothing about computers.
(drum roll, please).
Pansy *****.
I don't like the idea of getting old, so I'm considering the
alternative.
It could be worse; you could be gay and have warts in your throat. Oh,
hang on. You had that last week.
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You could be the President's chauffeur.
To highlight ALL the posts in this newsgroup and hit the DELETE key,
then answer "Yes" to confirm the deletion.
Classic disregard for the truth, as evidenced by your being
procrastinating, Precision.
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You're not just saying that.
I have nightmare stress!!! I'm begging for help!!!
Yes, Precision, you need encouragement and support. You have issues; it
shows.
This will cause my Outlook Express to display an empty
news:alt.religion.
I tried an internal modem once, but it hurt when I walked.
jehovahs-witnesses newsgroup.
If you take enough of a vacation from yourself, it won't have that power
over you.
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It's below that.
I have nightmare stress!!! I'm begging for help!!!
I really don't want to know, Precision.
New posts, of course, will appear when my curiosity compels me to
check back in a few days.
When are you going to grow up?
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Hogwash.
im a really really popluar girl at school, im in year 9, and everyone
knows me, but when the light hartedly take the ***** out of me it
sometimes anoys me, they mock my glasses sometimes, but they dont meen
it, cos my mam said i look wonderfull in my glasses, and they all go
round saying i have nits, and lurgies, but i know they dont meen it,
cos i have loads of frends, cos in class everyones talking to me, or
about me, cos im fantastic. sometimes they say i wear halfies, but
they dont meen that either, im sick of being so popular and adored,
how do i kool of my fan club, and aviod them to get alittle pience and
quite!
It could be worse, Precision. Your insides could be rotting and falling
out of your arse.
I think the spammer recognizes the seriousness of what I'm about to
do! YOU are essentially playing to an almost empty house, and one of
the proverbial last "customers" sitting at the bar is getting up,
putting down his cash for his drinks, and is about to walk out!
Do you still suffer physiological withdrawal states when you stop
drinking?
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What do you expect?
I have a very bad feeling about this.
It could be worse; you could have got a cold instead, Precision.
Worse, everything you wrote -- HUNDREDS OF POSTS -- are never going to
be even glanced at by me! Most other people have abandoned you and
now, the last individual you hoped might be demoralized is going to
delete ALL YOUR POSTS (teehehehe!).
Everything you're saying is a dodge.
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You don't understand the big picture.
I waxed my pubes the other day and it f-u-c-k-i-n-g killed!
My heart bleeds for you.
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LMFAO
I win.
You have to be quick.
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Tubs.
No. I can always tell when I'm going to have another fit. I get a
really bad headache and my scalp tingles, burns and itches.
Death would become you.
You lose.
I don't want to be conceited anymore.
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I didn't mean to be talking to you.
Should I feel like ***** all the time? I mean, am I normal?
You also have numerous, nasty blackheads on your nose.
Adios.
You have all the advantages in the world.
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Ignoring you is the only way to relate to you.
:-).
The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
I have ejaculation problems when I'm on Zoloft.
Is your mother heartbroken about that, Precision?
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