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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Ken Smith"
Date: 28 Sep 2003 05:34:45 AM
Object: Re: One Porcine Drunk Named Ted at the Hotel Bar
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John 14 15-21 wrote:

Mr. Kaldis is at best a troll, often much worse. I could not resist his
complete mocking of the commands of Jesus.

Ted is the very soul of a man whom your Jesus has let down.

"Theodore A. Kaldis"

wrote:
Bob Vorie a.k.a. "John 14 15-21" wrote:

[snip]

Jesus gave certain commands that you have repeatly mocked. People often come to
Christ because of unconditional acceptance by those that know Christ.

Many Christians work both the prisons and rescue missions because they care
about others. That is in complete contrast to you who just mock. They want
others to know the love of Christ. They follow his commands. And many have come
to Christ because his love shines through others.

You only turn people away from Christ by the hatred and mocking that you
display for anybody who is different from yourself.

We heathen can't help but love our TeddiBeer, as he is everything we
have come to expect from Christians. Vicious hatred, endless bile, the
need to shove his views down others' throats -- sadly, radical Islam has
nothing on Christianity on that score.

Much love and compassion is sent to each and every person who may read this
and learn how to love people and use things - not love things and use
people.


Anyone who thinks she did anything meaningful here is fooling themselves.
Jesus' exhortation in Rev. 3 to the church at Laodicea comes immediatly to
mind.


You represent the church at Laodicia.

Jesus said:

"I advise you to buy from Me gold refined by fire so that you may become
rich"

You can do that by following His commands instead of mocking them Mr. Kaldis;
if you understood your need and God's grace you would not be mocking others,
spitting out hatred, engaging in libel and trying to pick fights simply because
your
lonely and bored.

Ted's lonely and bored because he can do nothing other than spew
from his bottomless pit of bile. No woman with a lick of sense or self-
worth would even *consider* sharing her life with him, and there's not
much you can do to enjoy life when, like our Teddi, you are so fat that
you need to *drive* to the mailbox when home, and spend an endless
procession of evenings in hotel bars (see attached).
My prescription for our poor Teddi is a lengthy series of encounters
with the local gym. He should start with exercycles/Spinning classes,
as running (and even substantial walking), given his weight, wouldn't be
good for his knees. If Teddi were healthier, he might actually enjoy the
exotic (and not-so-exotic) ports his career takes him to.

Rev 3:16-18 [snipped]

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Subject: Re: Christianity has compelling proofs
Date: 13 Mar 2002 08:53:43 -0800
From:
(Theodore A. Kaldis)
Organization: http://groups.google.com/
Newsgroups: alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel,alt.atheism
Ken Smith wrote:

Teresita wrote:

Theodore A. Kaldis wrote:

So I've said "ugga booga". Why don't you go ahead and confess with your
mouth Jesus as your Lord? And believe in your heart that God has raised
him from the dead, and you shall not be ashamed. You will proudly
proclaim how God has saved you to any and all who will listen. And you
shall have eternal life. Where's the loss in that?

The loss of honor and self-integrity due to sacrificing reason for a
nothing backed up by warm fuzzy emotions of "burning in the bosom."

Ted feels no shame in such an endeavor, because he needs the false hope
Christianity provides far more.

Christianity provides _TRUE_ hope. If only Ken would learn how to avail
himself of it, he would certainly be far happier.

He often comes home to an empty hotel room in a strange city, and probably
has cause to wonder whether life has any meaning at all.

Nah, that never happens. I'll plug in my laptop, connect through the network
(if LodgeNet is available there) or else dial up Worldnet, and start pounding
away. And I'll turn on the tube and see what's on. (If I'm in Dallas, they
have heaps of religious programming on the TV there.) Or maybe I'll just dig
the Gideons Bible out of the drawer and start reading and meditating on the
Word of God. Or if I'm not in such a spiritual mood, I might run down to the
hotel bar for a few brewski's and shoot the bull with the bartender.
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