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01 Nov 2005 08:18:29 AM |
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Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:18:16 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <Y5u9f.73$7d.40@trnddc01>:
CheechWizard wrote:
...mean anything??...
persistant....i still wanna marry pee-chee...
but i think she is fuked-up on her original vows...
Highly amusing scene dear, but no vows.
No weddings, no priests, no promises.
I'll keep ya til you bore me, then I'm moving on.
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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01 Nov 2005 03:26:49 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:18:16 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <Y5u9f.73$7d.40@trnddc01>:
CheechWizard wrote:
...mean anything??...
persistant....i still wanna marry pee-chee...
but i think she is fuked-up on her original vows...
Highly amusing scene dear, but no vows.
No weddings, no priests, no promises.
I'll keep ya til you bore me, then I'm moving on.
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
01 Nov 2005 07:05:16 PM |
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"exquisite witch peachy" <ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:t4R9f.825$W%2.1@trnddc06
Jon wrote:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:18:16 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<Y5u9f.73$7d.40@trnddc01>:
CheechWizard wrote:
...mean anything??...
persistant....i still wanna marry pee-chee...
but i think she is fuked-up on her original vows...
Highly amusing scene dear, but no vows.
No weddings, no priests, no promises.
I'll keep ya til you bore me, then I'm moving on.
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and
hold you against your will for purposes of extracting a
ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into
The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
....heh....the dork don't even know blondes
sell better in the slave market. Not too
many running around that area.
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 03:08:24 AM |
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On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <t4R9f.825$W%2.1@trnddc06>:
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 08:25:41 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <t4R9f.825$W%2.1@trnddc06>:
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
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| User: "Bill Colmers" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 01:05:17 PM |
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"exquisite witch peachy" <ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:F%3af.802$zU2.327@trnddc07...
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be a
woman.
But if you ask nicely, I'm sure that some of the testicularly-enabled in teh
NG will volunteer to lend you theirs.
Bill
For a while, anyway
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 08:13:44 PM |
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Bill Colmers wrote:
"exquisite witch peachy" <ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:F%3af.802$zU2.327@trnddc07...
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be a
woman.
But if you ask nicely, I'm sure that some of the testicularly-enabled in teh
NG will volunteer to lend you theirs.
Bill
For a while, anyway
Will they huh?
hmmmmm
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
03 Nov 2005 09:56:17 AM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:00:28 -0600, erikc <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in
message <nt5km1h258kritmsug9j3p9t8cdkkj145e@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 21:19:28 -0500, "Greg Evans"
exquisite witch peachy wrote:
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be a
woman.
But if you ask nicely, I'm sure that some of the
testicularly-enabled in teh NG will volunteer to lend you theirs.
For a while, anyway
Will they huh?
hmmmmm
I'd be a tad concerned about anyone who'd be willing to give theirs away. I
don't know about anyone else, but mine aren't detachable in any case.
it's called a knife, Greg.
I was thinking about that myself. And even if they were detachable and
transferable, would you want them back after the OP was finished with them?
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
03 Nov 2005 12:38:49 PM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:56:17 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote:
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:00:28 -0600, erikc <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in
message <nt5km1h258kritmsug9j3p9t8cdkkj145e@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 21:19:28 -0500, "Greg Evans"
exquisite witch peachy wrote:
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be a
woman.
But if you ask nicely, I'm sure that some of the
testicularly-enabled in teh NG will volunteer to lend you theirs.
For a while, anyway
Will they huh?
hmmmmm
I'd be a tad concerned about anyone who'd be willing to give theirs away. I
don't know about anyone else, but mine aren't detachable in any case.
it's called a knife, Greg.
I was thinking about that myself. And even if they were detachable and
transferable, would you want them back after the OP was finished with them?
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
Fat chance, sonny boy.
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
03 Nov 2005 02:09:35 PM |
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"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:o8mkm1lmid3u97dggc37l17l8mk0r7f06g@4ax.com...
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:56:17 +0200, "Jon" <upfold@icon.co.za> wrote:
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:00:28 -0600, erikc <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in
message <nt5km1h258kritmsug9j3p9t8cdkkj145e@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 21:19:28 -0500, "Greg Evans"
exquisite witch peachy wrote:
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be a
woman.
But if you ask nicely, I'm sure that some of the
testicularly-enabled in teh NG will volunteer to lend you theirs.
For a while, anyway
Will they huh?
hmmmmm
I'd be a tad concerned about anyone who'd be willing to give theirs
away. I
don't know about anyone else, but mine aren't detachable in any case.
it's called a knife, Greg.
I was thinking about that myself. And even if they were detachable and
transferable, would you want them back after the OP was finished with
them?
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
Fat chance, sonny boy.
Take it from me, you don't want them anyway ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
04 Nov 2005 02:48:25 AM |
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On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:09:35 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote in message <3sv941Fq91fvU1@individual.net>:
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
Fat chance, sonny boy.
Take it from me, you don't want them anyway ;)
shut up.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
04 Nov 2005 02:48:04 AM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:38:49 -0600, erikc <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in
message <o8mkm1lmid3u97dggc37l17l8mk0r7f06g@4ax.com>:
I was thinking about that myself. And even if they were detachable and
transferable, would you want them back after the OP was finished with them?
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
Fat chance, sonny boy.
you've got the mass, you just need the shape and the nipple.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
04 Nov 2005 10:32:15 PM |
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:48:04 +0200, "Jon" <jon@upfold.co.za> wrote:
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:38:49 -0600, erikc <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in
message <o8mkm1lmid3u97dggc37l17l8mk0r7f06g@4ax.com>:
I was thinking about that myself. And even if they were detachable and
transferable, would you want them back after the OP was finished with them?
erik, if you hacked off your balls, you'd grow a pair of 36Ds overnight.
Fat chance, sonny boy.
you've got the mass, you just need the shape and the nipple.
And how do you know this? Is there something about yourself you're holding
back?
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 09:12:32 AM |
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On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:25:41 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <F%3af.802$zU2.327@trnddc07>:
Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 09:43:30 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:25:41 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <F%3af.802$zU2.327@trnddc07>:
Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
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| User: "Jon" |
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03 Nov 2005 09:08:21 AM |
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On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:43:30 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <C85af.2385$wb3.98@trnddc03>:
Jon wrote:
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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03 Nov 2005 10:55:32 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:43:30 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <C85af.2385$wb3.98@trnddc03>:
Jon wrote:
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
oh shush, you liked my e-mail
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| User: "Jon" |
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04 Nov 2005 02:47:00 AM |
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:55:32 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<8RBaf.30004$bb3.17982@trnddc02>:
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
oh shush, you liked my e-mail
i'm bored shitless.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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04 Nov 2005 05:13:18 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:55:32 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<8RBaf.30004$bb3.17982@trnddc02>:
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
oh shush, you liked my e-mail
i'm bored shitless.
You are also grumpy. :)
Lucky for me I know that's all about you, not about me.
*I* am nice and cheerful.
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| User: "Jon" |
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05 Nov 2005 07:13:38 AM |
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exquisite witch peachy wrote:
Jon wrote:
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:55:32 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
oh shush, you liked my e-mail
i'm bored shitless.
You are also grumpy. :)
Lucky for me I know that's all about you, not about me.
*I* am nice and cheerful.
that's why yer boring.
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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04 Nov 2005 08:13:56 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:55:32 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<8RBaf.30004$bb3.17982@trnddc02>:
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
If you want to entice me to be brave, you better make it sound a
bit more fun.
For me, I mean. Not just for you.
why? so i can receive more boring emails from you?
oh shush, you liked my e-mail
i'm bored shitless.
One of your kaffir friends must have done the boring.
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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02 Nov 2005 09:42:13 AM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:25:41 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <F%3af.802$zU2.327@trnddc07>:
Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
What I'm saying is that those dangly bits aren't as important as
you lot like to think.
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| User: "Jon" |
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02 Nov 2005 07:54:43 PM |
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On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:42:13 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <p75af.2384$wb3.661@trnddc03>:
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:25:41 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
What I'm saying is that those dangly bits aren't as important as
you lot like to think.
you believe your own propaganda.
you've changed the subject.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "exquisite witch peachy" |
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| Title: Re: ...please forgive...doez this... |
02 Nov 2005 08:14:02 PM |
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Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:42:13 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <p75af.2384$wb3.661@trnddc03>:
Jon wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:25:41 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
Jon wrote:
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:26:49 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
What I'm saying is that those dangly bits aren't as important as
you lot like to think.
you believe your own propaganda.
you've changed the subject.
what WAS the subject?
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| User: "Jon" |
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03 Nov 2005 09:08:20 AM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:14:02 GMT, exquisite witch peachy
<ExquisitePeach@hotmail.com> wrote in message <Kneaf.1350$zU2.93@trnddc07>:
if you come to South Africa, I promise to kidnap you and hold you against
your will for purposes of extracting a ransom.
i promise to feed you everyday on biltong and boerewors.
i will only speak Afrikaans to you.
when i'm done with you i'll sell you into slavery into The Sudan.
so... when ya coming?
eh... let me get back to you on that.
you don't have the BALLS to do anything really interesting with your life.
I have no BALLS at all, I am not actually a man pretending to be
a woman.
so what yer saying is that all women are cowards.
What I'm saying is that those dangly bits aren't as important as
you lot like to think.
you believe your own propaganda.
you've changed the subject.
what WAS the subject?
that yer boring.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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