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Religions > Atheism |
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"Jon" |
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28 Aug 2005 04:52:41 PM |
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Re: pranksonline.com: grand opening 8/27/05! |
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:48:59 -0400, Crusty <crusty@pranksonline.com> wrote
in message <2005082808485916807%crusty@pranksonlinecom>:
To All Our Friends on A.T.J.:
you have no friends on atj.
what you do have is a lot of enemies.
i just reported you for Usenet spam.
i also reported G.P. for Usenet spam (just for the ***** of it).
i also reported myself for Usenet spam (but that was a mistake). i sent in a
"just kidding" email after that. i was told to *****.
that wasn't very nice. i will make them pay for that.
does $6.95 sound reasonable to you?
that's all i'm asking. however, i'm willing to negotiate. $4 is my minimum,
though. don't think i'm easy. i'm not.
i'm not a pushover.
your site sux, btw. i just had to say that. well i didn't. but i wanted to.
they made me do it!!!
(please help me - Satan is possessing me)
gotta go, mom's calling me. i have to get into the tub. the water's getting
cold and dad's taken all the hot water. *****.
- Do you know who "Amanda Hugenkiss" is?
- Do you own a "joy buzzer", "whoopie cushion", or any fake poo?
- Do your friends get just a *little* antsy whenever you're around?
As of 10pm Saturday, 8/27/05, there's a new spot on the net just for
you! www.PranksOnline.com is a completely free service for the
Internet humor community. It's been in the works for a long, long,
time but it's finally ready.
www.PranksOnline.com is a "full service" site with Discussion Forums,
Downloads, Videos, Private Messaging, and much more...
Please drop by and take a look. We know you'll stay a while!
Your humble webmasters,
-- "Crusty" and crew
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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| User: "Jon" |
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| Title: Re: pranksonline.com: grand opening 8/27/05! |
29 Aug 2005 12:34:21 AM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 13:35:16 -0400, Crusty <crusty@pranksonline.com> wrote
in message <2005082813351643658%crusty@pranksonlinecom>:
Jon:
Lay off the caffeine, please!
i don't drink coffee.
i use, erm, other stimulants.
What I sent was an announcement of interest to this newsgroup, not
"spam."
bull *****.
We've had massive hits since then so someone must have liked
it.
i've already posted my comment to your web site - take heed of it. or die
young.
What YOU sent was cross-posted to two additional groups, so who's
the spammer, bro?
me. i'm a spammer. but i'm just so much better at it.
By the way, your mom's calling me too (she said she's almost done with
your bath)...
she wants to hold you under.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, ***** extraordinaire
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