"Crusty" <crusty@pranksonline.com> wrote

- Do you own a "joy buzzer", "whoopie cushion", or any fake poo?

Grow up, pal. Why use fake when you can use real? And the word is
"*****". "Poo" is a character from some kids' story. The only thing fake
around here is Mos's identity- he's part of some retarded al Qa'ida
sleeper cell that plans to have suicide bombers blow up the internet,
but their leaders haven't been able to figure out where Al Gore lives.