"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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Thanks for the heads-up Robibnikoff! :-)

"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Please join me in prayer.

Dear Lord,

Bless Denis. Save his soul. Let him repent to You for his sins and
trust
Jesus Christ for salvation.

No. If I do something wrong, I would rather try to apologise to those I've
wronged, and make it up to them somehow, rather than ignore them and
believe that I've been forgiven.

But I suppose you can order your god to do anything.

Thank you for the chance to pray. Thank you for the freedom that You
give
us. Bless those that have no choice and no freedom.

You believe the god is holding a gun to my head and saying "do what I say,
or else" and you call that freedom.

I'm curious, what are you holding over the god to make sure it obeys your
commands?

Send Christians to Denis to show God's love to him. Let them be a
blessing
to him.

None have shown up yet despite your explicit instructions. Your god
obviously has a problem following your orders.

Help Denis to read the Bible and find the truth of God in it. Help him
to
see how Jesus is the Messiah and how He is worthy of our trust, praise,
and
devotion.

I'm already worthy of your trust, praise, and devotion. Oh, wait, you
meant Jesus.

Nope, haven't got any inclination to read the bible yet. Are you sure the
god is getting your commandments?

Protect Denis from evil. Protect him from the ones that don't care
about
his soul. Let him see through the lies and find the truth.

Have you received a "Sir! Yes Sir!" from your god yet? I'm not sure it
hears your edicts.

Thank you for being a good God. Thank you for being faithful, patient,
and
full of mercy. Let us trust in You and receive your grace.

Well, there's your problem! That's no way to train a god! You need to make
sure it does the tricks before you pat it on the head.

To You be all the glory, honor, and praise. In Jesus' name, Amen.

A little positive re-enforcement is good, but don't be too loose with the
biscuits or the god will think it doesn't have to do what you say to get
them.

God bless you, Denis.

Hear that god?! Bless me! Hop to it, dammit! Jason commands you!

I'm WAITING!

Hear that god?! Bless me! Hop to it, dammit! Jason commands you!

Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Jason Gastrich <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Please join me in prayer.

Bless those that have no choice and no freedom.

What's this part mean?

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Send Christians to Denis to show God's love to him.

Nah. Just send him money. I'm sure he'd appreciate it more.

Robibnikoff wrote:

Jason Gastrich <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message

To You be all the glory, honor, and praise. In Tut Ankh's name, Amen.

The internet provides a much larger audience than any street corner, wouldn't
you think? "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites; for they
love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they
may be seen by men." Matthew 6.5 This is the kind of personal prayer is meant
for the closet and not for the billboard, "when you pray, go into your room and
shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees
in secret will reward you. " Matt 6.6