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"Robibnikoff" |
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08 Feb 2005 11:25:46 AM |
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Re: Prayer for Woden |
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins and
trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness. There is
no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Prayer for Woden |
08 Feb 2005 04:59:11 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:36sb0mF56tuppU1@individual.net:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins
and trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness.
There is no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
As if his god is really going to do anything to make me "repent.
Bwahahahahahah.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Prayer for Woden |
08 Feb 2005 05:00:04 PM |
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"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95F7B6BD0B526wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:36sb0mF56tuppU1@individual.net:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins
and trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness.
There is no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
As if his god is really going to do anything to make me "repent.
Bwahahahahahah.
Certainly hasn't worked on me yet :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Prayer for Woden |
09 Feb 2005 08:49:43 AM |
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Woden wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:36sb0mF56tuppU1@individual.net:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins
and trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness.
There is no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
As if his god is really going to do anything to make me "repent.
Bwahahahahahah.
But doesn't it give just a warm fuzzy feeling, down around your lower
colon, to think that Jason is all worked up over you?
We who are prayed for by the gasbag, should feel so, well, eerrrr,
hmmmmmm, dirty?
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Prayer for Woden |
08 Feb 2005 11:36:41 AM |
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on 08 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins
and trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness.
There is no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
The prayer has gotten shorter. I guess it takes Jason a little less time
now to ***** in his pants.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Prayer for Woden |
08 Feb 2005 11:57:56 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F7620185B83vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 08 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:FtYNd.10266$BS.3387@twister.socal.rr.com...
* Please join me in a daily prayer for an atheist from alt.atheism.
Dear Lord,
Bless Woden. Save his soul. Help him to repent to You for his sins
and trust Jesus Christ for salvation.
Praise You for your goodness. Praise You for your faithfulness.
There is no other like You.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
God bless you, Woden.
The prayer has gotten shorter. I guess it takes Jason a little less time
now to ***** in his pants.
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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