Christianity: A belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie,
who was his own father will let you live forever,
if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood
and telepathically tell him that you accept him as
your master, so he can remove an evil force from
your soul that he put there a long time ago,
as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made
from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake,
to eat fruit from a magical tree.
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