Father Haskell asked Santa for...
On Dec 6, 9:33 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Father Haskell asked Santa for...
On Nov 29, 3:32 pm, fran <m...@nowhere.com> wrote:
Brad <b...@mynewroads.com> wrote in news:1194980943.231780.267800@
57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com:
On Nov 12, 4:52 am, "Allan Svensson" <allan...@algonet.se> wrote:
Prepare you to meet Jesus!
where? Been dying to get a few tips on nails and DIY
Oil the gun AT LEAST 6 drops each day, even if the mfr says
2.
Is this just to keep it good & lubed in case you need to put it through
some heavy nailing at without warning?
To keep it driving nails. The infernal things are prone to jamming
halfway though nailing a roof frame together. Galvanized nails
are the culprit. You need extra oil to float the flakes of zinc out
of the mechanism.
Ah-Ha! Wouldn't I have been embarrassed to be at the long awaited
historic Second Coming, poised for the cameras with my Senco Cordless
Finish 32 battery powered finish nailer in my hand, a gleam in my eye,
Jesus screaming for mercy on the cross, the smell of fresh cut lumber in
my nostrils -- and right at that historic moment to have my nail gun jam
right there for posterity and all to witness! I'd never live it down.
And all because of that damn flaky zinc on galvanised nails! Thank you
for saving my soul from eternal humiliation, Father Haskell!! You're a
true credit to the clergy.
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St. Jackanapes
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