( ( (Length of aroused penis in millimeters * MHz speed of your computer) /
(age - weight in pounds rounded to the nearest 10-pound-mark) ) ^ (pages in
the bible) ) / the number of valid points and truths in the bible.
so basically (some weird number / 0) = cannot compute.
--
Anthony Brant <adbrant@averu.net>
Minneapolis, Minnesota
"Dixit" <dix@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:JGsdc.101843$w54.723041@attbi_s01...
Ye forgot to include alt.atheism.satire in the list of newsgroups. I
fixed it fer ye, Michael darlin'.
Mike Painter wrote:
Many of you are not aware that I am the world famous:
Mike Painter
Head Coach
Chairman of the department of karlmath
Dean of the Raytard/peat college of asstrollogy
Dean of The Daniel N. Adams memorial college of Thinking Out Of The Box.
Holds the Max G. Arnold chair of Scientific Jurisprudence
Only person ever to be nominated for Pope at this university
U. of E.
I recently published a paper proving that Atheism is indeed a
religion.
It has long been obvious that the religious see their defenses as
mathematical rather than scientific.
Each sect picks a set of axioms in the bible and try to show the
resulting
algebra is closed under the operations they define.
(Humble apologies to the mathematicians here.)
This is pretty tough math so not all of you will be able to follow it.
Axiom 1: Christians are never wrong and say atheism is a religion
With the exception of christians all religions map god on a 1 to 1
basis.
Jews and Islam believe in one god 1 = 1
Those religions that believe in other gods believe that each is unique,
therefore 1 =
Christians believe that their three gods are one god, therefore. 1 = 3
Atheists believe in zero gods.
0! = 1
1 = 3
Therefore 0 = 1 = 3 (we are just stating facts here, not making
exclamations
so the "!" is not needed.
Atheism = most religions = christianity.
Atheism is a religion.
W^5 (Which Was What We Wanted)
Anyone wishing to dispute this and win my $250,000 prize need only
submit a
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For an additional discounted amount, good with this offer only, you may
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But Wait! File within 72 hours and you can get a degree for a friend or
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