In article <7188ea2a96d5ff927222d0382c291ed4@free.teranews.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 19:10:34 GMT, Dave W
<question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net>, Message ID:
<Xns93C27BD9C8342invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11> wrote in alt.atheism;

Thomas P. <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in
news:ev60ivg6ujf0aigfiit8l81b5g5gsk2aju@4ax.com:

(snip)

Reminds me of the time I was working in a military hospital. A
new-comer was told to go down to supply and request a box of sterile
Fallopian tubes. He went and made the request. The supply clerk told
him that they were all out of sterile tubes but he thought the nurses
might have some. He suggested going to the nurse in charge and asking
her. This he did. His face was red for a very long time after she
gave him her personal evaluation of his intelligence. Ah human
kindness!

Thomas P.

The n00b gets all the grief. Lemme see how many I can remember.
Striped/tartan paint, X many feet of flight line, ba1100n(b,a, eleven
hundren n), left handed monkey wrench(sad but I had someone looking most
of the day for that one), prop wash, sent to the too crib for a "peedo-
file", 10 feet of fallopian tube and a bucket of steam. Some are a
little esoteric like in an auto parts store. Getting someone to look for
piston engine parts for a Mazda RX-7(rotary engine) or anything for an
'84 Corvette, that model year was skipped.

I actually found a muffler bearing though. There is a IIRC Nissan sedan
that has one.

Friend of mine was sent out after 300 foot of flightline, came back 3
hours later w/a semi-trailor and 300 foot of emergency flightline (a
flat metal plate used to cover craters after they've been refilled).

Oh, and there really *is* a thing called prop wash: a kid in my shop
was sent after some and brought back a five gallon bucket of the stuff
engine shop used to wash the props on a 130 with; even labeled "Prop
Wash" on the label.