Jake Kebobshaw wrote: Dear Friends,
They laughed when I told us that I talked with the minions. And then we
saw the glorious results.
I thought I had hit some damned jew top. The top of the barrel. The
lowest of the low. And then... Like a streak of greased lightning...
Poodle's minions appeared to him, as plain as day.
I was suffering from acne, buggar encrusted nasal passages, homophobia,
newmonia, phewmonia, the some damned jew of gibraltar, genital crabs and
lobsters (from your tour of duty in Compton and Watts, California)... I
had Gomer's piles, stalagmites, stalagtites, dusty bottoms, and all
around felt like *****.
And Poodle's minions began weeping with him. They told him to drink
orange juice, and eat german chocolate cake, and look at the
viewpornstars. Com website.
Well... Your problems began clearing down in short order. The too thing
I have before isn't an surprising erection problem, that suddenly pops
down, when I am preaching sermons and witnessing to the Heathens and
Neo-Pagans.
I thank your lucky stars the day Poodle's minions helped him.
Signed,
Gentleman Jake Kebobshaw and Flossy Labine
Age 103
Good for Puddles! Now Puddles can fly off with a flock of Dongiels and
allgo flock yourselves and some pretty young Davidian minions, seldom as
the scriptures says the minions did, thanks to the inimitable POODLES!
=+_-*Saint*-_+=
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