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"Jules" |
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28 Jul 2005 07:42:59 PM |
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Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in *HTML*
!!!!
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
28 Jul 2005 07:52:43 PM |
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Jules wrote:
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in
*HTML*
!!!!
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
LMFAO
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| User: "GP GP@NoFagBoysAllowed" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
30 Jul 2005 11:39:25 AM |
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"ur_droll" <*****.U@the.snotty.end.of.my.*****.stick.co> wrote in message
news:H5fGe.4327$PL5.394988@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jules wrote:
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in
*HTML*
!!!!
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
LMFAO
where's your joke kiwi?
A Theory On Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term:
"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support
your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need
to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the
world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates
as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities.
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan
during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep
with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am
sure that Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
29 Jul 2005 04:27:36 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:12:59 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <42e97b90$0$2545$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in *HTML*
!!!!
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
heh. yeah, that's right. tease Greg.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Jules" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
29 Jul 2005 04:54:56 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:12:59 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <42e97b90$0$2545$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in *HTML*
!!!!
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
heh. yeah, that's right. tease Greg.
He tried it, right?
Jule§
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
29 Jul 2005 08:26:08 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:24:56 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <42e9fcee$0$6923$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:12:59 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in *HTML*
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
heh. yeah, that's right. tease Greg.
He tried it, right?
Jule§
i don't think he can be a bigger *****.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Jules" |
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| Title: Re: Rocks: a meaning for life |
29 Jul 2005 07:00:26 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:24:56 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <42e9fcee$0$6923$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:12:59 +0930, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
Mel wrote:
This is getting 'kinky'
Relax. You just saved me finding my own *annoying* jokes to post.
Jule§
post some more poorly formatted jokes and I'll format them for you in *HTML*
Okay. Deal!
btw, you guys didn't receive my latest newsletter, did you?
you were both on it by mistake at one stage.
Was it the one where I can make my penis larger?
Jule§
heh. yeah, that's right. tease Greg.
He tried it, right?
Jule§
i don't think he can be a bigger *****.
Im sure he had a band called that once.
Jule§
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