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23 Jun 2005 08:09:01 AM |
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Re: S Day |
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42ba8eeb$0$13943$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so darned
ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
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| User: "eddie wilson" |
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| Title: Re: S Day |
24 Jun 2005 08:42:47 AM |
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Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
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24 Jun 2005 07:47:23 PM |
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"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in message
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Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
Only the famous ones.
Jule
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?= M" |
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25 Jun 2005 05:53:26 AM |
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Jules wrote:
"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in message
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Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
Only the famous ones.
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron with a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places carry in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks koala
bears and kangaroos.
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| User: "Mel" |
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25 Jun 2005 10:40:08 AM |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 09:08:39 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<3i53cgFjt4c0U1@individual.net>:
MD wrote:
When the world thinks about Australia,
it still thinks koala bears and kangaroos.
And don't forget shrimps on the barbie.
If Oztralia wanted to have some real fun, they could declare open hunting
season on all South African immigrants.
In fact that should be considered by the entire world. You catch a South
African, outside of South Africa - you can eat 'em.
My updated web site has a recipe for a special baste you can use. It
contains blatjang.
SPECIAL REQUEST: please eat all our sports teams. they all suck.
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| User: "Mel" |
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25 Jun 2005 10:40:06 AM |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 12:42:55 +0100, Martin <martin_nospam@btinternet.com>
wrote in message <42bd4336$0$23923$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>:
M <M wrote:
Jules wrote:
"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in message
Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
Only the famous ones.
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron with a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places carry in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks koala
bears and kangaroos.
and Rolf Harris
YODA = Yet Ozzie ***** Another
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| User: "Mel" |
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26 Jun 2005 05:56:21 PM |
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On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:32:13 GMT, M <M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <2040353.j4oEpCO6bv@Max.com>:
Jules wrote:
"M?>" <M?<mMW??SrEmOvEr.?> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
"M >" <M <mM?@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron with
a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places
carry
in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks
koala
bears and kangaroos.
'koala *bears*'
Fucking yanks.
Phascolarctos cinereus ..a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore, broadly
similar in appearance to the wombat.
..and not unlike wombats and sloths, having a very low metabolic rate for
a
mammal and resting motionless for about 20 hours a day, sleeping most of
the
time, like the neural/cognitive patterns of their Aussie human
counterparts
It's a KOALA, Max. Nothing Bear about it.
Perhaps it's our proclivity towards world domination that fuels our need to
edit your dialect, hmm?
it is a bear. she's just fucking clueless.
kill the bears.
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| User: "Jules" |
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27 Jun 2005 02:07:12 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:32:13 GMT, M <M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
message <2040353.j4oEpCO6bv@Max.com>:
Jules wrote:
"M?>" <M?<mMW??SrEmOvEr.?> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
"M >" <M <mM?@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron
with
a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places
carry
in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks
koala
bears and kangaroos.
'koala *bears*'
Fucking yanks.
Phascolarctos cinereus ..a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore,
broadly
similar in appearance to the wombat.
..and not unlike wombats and sloths, having a very low metabolic rate
for
a
mammal and resting motionless for about 20 hours a day, sleeping most
of
the
time, like the neural/cognitive patterns of their Aussie human
counterparts
It's a KOALA, Max. Nothing Bear about it.
Perhaps it's our proclivity towards world domination that fuels our need
to
edit your dialect, hmm?
it is a bear. she's just fucking clueless.
It's no more a bear than you are a human.
Jule
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| User: "Mel" |
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27 Jun 2005 11:48:03 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 16:37:12 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42bfa59a$0$23960$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:32:13 GMT, M <M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in
Jules wrote:
"M?>" <M?<mMW??SrEmOvEr.?> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
"M >" <M <mM?@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron
with
a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places
carry
in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks
koala
bears and kangaroos.
'koala *bears*'
Fucking yanks.
Phascolarctos cinereus ..a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore,
broadly
similar in appearance to the wombat.
..and not unlike wombats and sloths, having a very low metabolic rate
for
a
mammal and resting motionless for about 20 hours a day, sleeping most
of
the
time, like the neural/cognitive patterns of their Aussie human
counterparts
It's a KOALA, Max. Nothing Bear about it.
Perhaps it's our proclivity towards world domination that fuels our need
to edit your dialect, hmm?
it is a bear. she's just fucking clueless.
It's no more a bear than you are a human.
Jule
what's this? Julie is handing out compliments again.
Who did you pay to shag you?
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?= M" |
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27 Jun 2005 01:32:47 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:32:13 GMT, MÐ <MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
message <2040353.j4oEpCO6bv@Max.com>:
Jules wrote:
"M?>" <M?<mÐMW??SrEmOvEr.?> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
"M >" <M <mM?@sSrEmOvEr.m> wrote in message
Jules wrote:
There's been 2 famous Aussies.. a crocodile hunter and some moron
with a
knife who starred in two lame movies that a few video rental places
carry
in
VHS format. When the world thinks about Australia, it still thinks
koala
bears and kangaroos.
'koala *bears*'
Fucking yanks.
Phascolarctos cinereus ..a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore,
broadly similar in appearance to the wombat.
..and not unlike wombats and sloths, having a very low metabolic rate
for a
mammal and resting motionless for about 20 hours a day, sleeping most
of the
time, like the neural/cognitive patterns of their Aussie human
counterparts
It's a KOALA, Max. Nothing Bear about it.
Perhaps it's our proclivity towards world domination that fuels our need
to edit your dialect, hmm?
it is a bear. she's just fucking clueless.
kill the bears.
It'd be easier to nuke Australia.
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| User: "rchie" |
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24 Jun 2005 09:05:48 AM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet eddie wilson was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
He is accepted as such since he did most of his schooling in Aus -
including his acting training and early film work and if he chooses to live
in Aus with his family.
Having said that, he is (TTBOMK) still an American citizen.
But he still drinks beer like an Aussie!
Pope rchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
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| User: "Mel" |
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24 Jun 2005 10:49:33 AM |
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:05:48 +0800, rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <664ob1hjou8jdh1fql3ughbihufiod138t@4ax.com>:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet eddie wilson was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
He is accepted as such since he did most of his schooling in Aus -
including his acting training and early film work and if he chooses to live
in Aus with his family.
Having said that, he is (TTBOMK) still an American citizen.
But he still drinks beer like an Aussie!
Pope rchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
they musta ran outta space at Riker's Island and so they shipped him off to
Oz.
those were back in his mad days, max.
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| User: "nemo" |
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| Title: Re: S Day |
28 Jun 2005 06:38:13 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:05:48 +0800, rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <664ob1hjou8jdh1fql3ughbihufiod138t@4ax.com>:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet eddie wilson was standin' in the
doorway saying:
Guys born in Peekskill, NY are Aussies?
He is accepted as such since he did most of his schooling in Aus -
including his acting training and early film work and if he chooses to
live
in Aus with his family.
Having said that, he is (TTBOMK) still an American citizen.
But he still drinks beer like an Aussie!
Pope rchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way
they musta ran outta space at Riker's Island and so they shipped him off
to
Oz.
those were back in his mad days, max.
Blimey! That was almost a pun!
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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28 Jun 2005 03:35:07 PM |
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"nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit> wrote
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote
those were back in his mad days, max.
Blimey! That was almost a pun!
Don't be such a rote worrier!
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| User: "Mel" |
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23 Jun 2005 10:06:44 AM |
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On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42bab46b$0$15970$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so darned
ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
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| User: "Jules" |
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23 Jun 2005 09:48:06 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42bab46b$0$15970$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so
darned
ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
Well, he's hardly a warhog, is he, Pumba?
Jule
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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24 Jun 2005 04:40:12 AM |
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"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote
"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
Well, he's hardly a warhog, is he, Pumba?
In Richard's case the "Mel" came from Mel Boston of Slick Idiot.
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| User: "Mel" |
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24 Jun 2005 08:13:12 AM |
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 12:18:06 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42bb7464$0$15970$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so
darned
ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
Well, he's hardly a warhog, is he, Pumba?
Jule
he very definitely is a war hog. haven't you seen "When we were soldiers"
and "Braveheart"?
Mel Gibson lives for war. He's a war hog.
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?= M" |
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25 Jun 2005 05:52:32 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <42bab46b$0$15970$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule§
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so
darned ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule§
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
If memory serves.. it was a derivative of 'Melanie'
...back when you posted as a woman
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| User: "Mel" |
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25 Jun 2005 10:40:03 AM |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 10:52:32 GMT, M <M <mM@sSrEmOvEr.m>> wrote in
message <1748656.QmTUMEmCzo@Max.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but never
"baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so
darned ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right, I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
If memory serves.. it was a derivative of 'Melanie'
..back when you posted as a woman
I first ever started posting as Mel in za.humour back in 2000.
it was just Mel. it was never short for anything. people in za.humour seemed
to assume that Mel was female and I played along.
all derivatives of Mel are the products of other people's fertile
imaginings.
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| User: "=?UTF-8?B?TcOQ?= M" |
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25 Jun 2005 05:48:59 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 10:52:32 GMT, MÐ <MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm>> wrote
in message <1748656.QmTUMEmCzo@Max.com>:
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:39:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:59:01 +0930, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
Succeed: Sucking out the juices from baby plants.
I've heard it called everything from Woody to John Thomas, but
never "baby plants"... that's a new one.
Seeds are baby plants.
Hmmm...That sure explains *rooting*.
Jule§
'rooting' is only used as a slang term for sex in OZ.
everyone else knows what rooting really means.
its a wonder that Ozzies even have slang words for sex. they're so
darned ugly!
how does one warthog possibly find another warthog 'attractive'?
Tell us again where the nick *Mel* came from. Oh wait....that's right,
I
remember now. Some ugly aussie, wasn't it?
Heh.....wannabe.
Jule§
Mel Gibson?
do you think he's attractive?
If memory serves.. it was a derivative of 'Melanie'
..back when you posted as a woman
I first ever started posting as Mel in za.humour back in 2000.
it was just Mel. it was never short for anything. people in za.humour
seemed to assume that Mel was female and I played along.
"played" suggests illusion or misdirection where none exists
all derivatives of Mel are the products of other people's fertile
imaginings.
I'd imagine most people don't give it a second thought.
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