Religions > Atheism > Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS!
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Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cjo298$4io$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking about
that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like you too
much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I think
I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain positions
as security guards. then they kill white women they are supposed to
be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime. before
they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly whip out your
gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down when you are alone,
you can tell whatever story you like and the judge has to accept
your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to enjoy
it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
04 Oct 2004 09:11:36 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <cjo298$4io$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking about
that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like you too
much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I think
I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain positions
as security guards. then they kill white women they are supposed to
be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime. before
they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly whip out your
gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down when you are alone,
you can tell whatever story you like and the judge has to accept
your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to enjoy
it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
get a video of you getting beheaded and have it posted in here fag boy.
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three
husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do
was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get
to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But
this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get
screwed."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
13 Oct 2004 09:50:31 PM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <cjo298$4io$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I think
I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they are
supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime. before
they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly whip out
your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down when you are
alone, you can tell whatever story you like and the judge has to
accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier with
Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the little suckers.
*****, it was funny.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
14 Oct 2004 05:06:48 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:50:31 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ckkpho$ht7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I think
I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they are
supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime. before
they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly whip out
your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down when you are
alone, you can tell whatever story you like and the judge has to
accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
no. i used to beat my black, coloured and indian slaves.
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier with
Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the little suckers.
*****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels the need
to make the public aware of his political leanings.
personally, i don't give a *****. just give me a nice low-key tastefully
decorated bar with no overt theme in-your-face. allow me to suck down my
drinks in peace without having to notice your personal fetishes.
no, i don't want to save the dolphins. no, i am not interested in starving
children in the Sudan. no *****, they keep slaves there? whaddaya know.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
14 Oct 2004 08:24:54 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:6rptm0t46evga4s2t1u9bsl01qt0qu0o27@4ax.com...
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:50:31 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com> wrote
in
message <ckkpho$ht7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfag.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I think
I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they are
supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime. before
they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly whip out
your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down when you are
alone, you can tell whatever story you like and the judge has to
accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
no. i used to beat my black, coloured and indian slaves.
do you still play with dolls fag boy?
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier with
Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the little
suckers.
*****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels the
need
to make the public aware of his political leanings.
you must be the head moron fag boy.
personally, i don't give a *****. just give me a nice low-key tastefully
decorated bar with no overt theme in-your-face. allow me to suck down my
drinks in peace without having to notice your personal fetishes.
is it decorated with gi joe dolls fag boy?
no, i don't want to save the dolphins. no, i am not interested in starving
children in the Sudan. no *****, they keep slaves there? whaddaya know.
because you spend all your money on drugs fag boy.
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He
went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first
thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver
was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers
license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact
that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few
minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?"
asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After
some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The
officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and
registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is
this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and
drop your pants."
"What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration
and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another
breathalyzer......"
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
16 Oct 2004 04:34:19 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:50:31 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckkpho$ht7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I
think I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they
are supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime.
before they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly
whip out your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down
when you are alone, you can tell whatever story you like and
the judge has to accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual
beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
no. i used to beat my black, coloured and indian slaves.
You lie. You can't beat anyone. :-P
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier
with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the
little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels
the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
personally, i don't give a *****. just give me a nice low-key
tastefully decorated bar with no overt theme in-your-face. allow me
to suck down my drinks in peace without having to notice your
personal fetishes.
If you wanted that, then you just could have stayed home drinking and it'd
have the same effect.
no, i don't want to save the dolphins. no, i am not interested in
starving children in the Sudan. no *****, they keep slaves there?
whaddaya know.
I hope you end up lost at sea near a pack of rabid sharks.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
16 Oct 2004 11:04:48 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Subject: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS!
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:50:31 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckkpho$ht7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to be
sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I
think I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they
are supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime.
before they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly
whip out your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down
when you are alone, you can tell whatever story you like and
the judge has to accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual
beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
no. i used to beat my black, coloured and indian slaves.
You lie. You can't beat anyone. :-P
Liar! He can beat his own meat. In fact, I hear that he beats his meat
on the toilet seat, do dah, do dah! When his hands get tired, he uses
his feet, oh dee doo dah day!
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
17 Oct 2004 08:17:19 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
17 Oct 2004 08:11:47 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
17 Oct 2004 09:03:28 PM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
17 Oct 2004 09:16:45 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya? It
won't hurt too bad.
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
18 Oct 2004 11:15:09 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya?
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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18 Oct 2004 03:07:13 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya?
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
What are you doing in my bathroom??
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
18 Oct 2004 04:31:06 PM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya?=20
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
=20
What are you doing in my bathroom??
Showing you your mirror. Duh.
Greg
and while you're at it, clean out yer filthy tub
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| User: "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" |
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19 Oct 2004 07:49:27 AM |
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"Greg Evans" has admitted writing:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya?
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
What are you doing in my bathroom??
Showing you your mirror. Duh.
Greg
and while you're at it, clean out yer filthy tub
Ouch, that hit close to home!
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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25 Oct 2004 07:03:07 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Milton J. Smuthworthy, I said...
"Greg Evans" has admitted writing:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya?
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
What are you doing in my bathroom??
Showing you your mirror. Duh.
Greg
and while you're at it, clean out yer filthy tub
Ouch, that hit close to home!
His tub's worse than mine?
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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25 Oct 2004 10:17:06 PM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
and while you're at it, clean out yer filthy tub
Ouch, that hit close to home!
His tub's worse than mine?
I use mine for brewing beer - perhaps I should start rinsing it out between
batches. On the other hand, my "chia tub" IS quite comfy....
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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18 Oct 2004 04:48:01 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya?=20
Sure - take a look in your bathroom mirror.
=20
What are you doing in my bathroom??
Showing you your mirror. Duh.
Why are your finger marks and pubic hairs in my jar of Vaseline? OH
GROSS! <covers eyes>
and while you're at it, clean out yer filthy tub
I wasn't filthy until you stood in it wanking off, you sick *****!
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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18 Oct 2004 09:33:44 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya?
It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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18 Oct 2004 03:06:12 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya?
It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
No thanks. It's already got Polly the Wog's ample proboscis wedged in
it.
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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27 Oct 2004 03:57:12 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya? It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
No thanks. It's already got Polly the Wog's ample proboscis wedged in
it.
I haven't been brown-nosing him. Quite the opposite.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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18 Oct 2004 08:40:09 PM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya? It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
No thanks. It's already got Polly the Wog's ample proboscis wedged in
it.
That's a horrible thing to wish off on her.
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| User: "tramboy" |
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19 Oct 2004 08:16:02 AM |
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In article <10n8s3t1s8nkm1f@corp.supernews.com>, Not@YourHouse says...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya? It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
No thanks. It's already got Polly the Wog's ample proboscis wedged in
it.
That's a horrible thing to wish off on her.
You're just jealous. Now get back to studying, so you can earn the nice
certificate which you can carry around to prove to everybody that you
couldn't get into a real university.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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19 Oct 2004 09:06:55 AM |
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tramboy wrote:
In article <10n8s3t1s8nkm1f@corp.supernews.com>, Not@YourHouse says...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought
about ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will
ya? It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
No thanks. It's already got Polly the Wog's ample proboscis wedged
in it.
That's a horrible thing to wish off on her.
You're just jealous. Now get back to studying, so you can earn the
nice certificate which you can carry around to prove to everybody
that you couldn't get into a real university.
Oh, they come in wallet size now ?
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| User: "Alan" |
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18 Oct 2004 09:46:30 AM |
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 08:33:44 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
......... I hear that he beats his meat.......
You listen to some really strange things. Have you thought about
ever purchasing a music CD ?
Nah, I steal all my ***** off P2P.
You're all right, no matter what the rest of your group says.
Geee...I feel all warm and glowy inside. Show me an orifice, will ya?
It won't hurt too bad.
The only orifice around is TramBoy.
Mel is rectangular or ovate?
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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27 Oct 2004 03:45:20 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pollywolly said...
Subject: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12
CELEBRATIONS!
Mel wrote:
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:50:31 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckkpho$ht7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2004 15:21:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:21:13 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 16:54:27 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Mel wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 03:41:27 -0400, St. Jacknapes
If you're a rotting corpse, who cares? And I wasn't joking
about that guy. What I said is true. Watch yourself. I like
you too much to lose you.
forget about watching *****. just shoot the *****. just to
be sure, ya know.
He gets on well with all the 200 odd people living here. I
think I'd be unpopular if I shot him.
in South Africa, the gambit pulled is that black men gain
positions as security guards. then they kill white women they
are supposed to be protecting.
so i advocate killing the security guards first everytime.
before they can pull some surprise move on you, you suddenly
whip out your gun and blow them away. if you shoot them down
when you are alone, you can tell whatever story you like and
the judge has to accept your version.
I don't fancy doing that.
you have to get into the killing thing. it takes time to get to
enjoy it. then it becomes addictive.
so whatcha doing tomorrow? wanna come round for a ritual
beheading?
The only thing I behead is fish.
I behead people. More satisfying.
Did you used to rip of Barbie heads when you were little?
no. i used to beat my black, coloured and indian slaves.
You lie. You can't beat anyone. :-P
Liar! He can beat his own meat. In fact, I hear that he beats his meat
on the toilet seat, do dah, do dah! When his hands get tired, he uses
his feet, oh dee doo dah day!
What do the horses think of that?
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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16 Oct 2004 09:28:04 PM |
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On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:34:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <ckqput$2gr$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier
with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the
little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels
the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
he was probably anti Mattel (the manufacturer of Barbie).
see, when i walk into an establishment, i am going there to get refreshment,
not his opinion on ANYTHING. i don't want to know anything about his
politics, so he can stick it up his arse.
i am not there to be "informed" or influenced. i am not a target market for
his off-beat propaganda. i resent him taking the oppportunity to give his
customers something that they are not there for.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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27 Oct 2004 03:36:11 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:34:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <ckqput$2gr$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier
with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the
little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels
the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
he was probably anti Mattel (the manufacturer of Barbie).
How do you know it was a he? They might have been a she who was a raving
hairy feminist who hated the misrepresentation of women that Barbie
represents.
Just speculating..
see, when i walk into an establishment, i am going there to get
refreshment, not his opinion on ANYTHING. i don't want to know
anything about his politics, so he can stick it up his arse.
There's a bar here that has a tank full of sharks.
i am not there to be "informed" or influenced. i am not a target
market for his off-beat propaganda. i resent him taking the
oppportunity to give his customers something that they are not there
for.
That's business.
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Mistress of the Non sequitur
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: SATURDAY & SUNDAY LOOK GOOD FOR OUR 9/11 & 12 CELEBRATIONS! |
30 Oct 2004 08:33:31 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:11 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <clnmlv$5lu$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:34:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a chandelier
with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was about 40 of the
little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who feels
the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
he was probably anti Mattel (the manufacturer of Barbie).
How do you know it was a he? They might have been a she who was a raving
hairy feminist who hated the misrepresentation of women that Barbie
represents.
***** em. it's just a plastic toy and NOTHING ELSE.
see, when i walk into an establishment, i am going there to get
refreshment, not his opinion on ANYTHING. i don't want to know
anything about his politics, so he can stick it up his arse.
There's a bar here that has a tank full of sharks.
i hate theme bars. i hate people who get all excited about theme bars. i
hate trendy spots. i hate trendy people.
i fucking hate all that *****.
i'm not paying R7.50 for a cup of coffee just so you can afford your decor
bill. ***** that noise.
i am not there to be "informed" or influenced. i am not a target
market for his off-beat propaganda. i resent him taking the
oppportunity to give his customers something that they are not there
for.
That's business.
that's stupid dumb fucks who think i give a ***** about their political
propaganda. i am not interested in their message, their cause or anything
other than what i'm there for.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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06 Nov 2004 01:03:12 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:11 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
wrote in message <clnmlv$5lu$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:34:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a
chandelier with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was
about 40 of the little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who
feels the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
he was probably anti Mattel (the manufacturer of Barbie).
How do you know it was a he? They might have been a she who was a
raving hairy feminist who hated the misrepresentation of women that
Barbie represents.
***** em. it's just a plastic toy and NOTHING ELSE.
I'm more into beheading GI Joes.
see, when i walk into an establishment, i am going there to get
refreshment, not his opinion on ANYTHING. i don't want to know
anything about his politics, so he can stick it up his arse.
There's a bar here that has a tank full of sharks.
i hate theme bars. i hate people who get all excited about theme
bars. i hate trendy spots. i hate trendy people.
Could you never get in?
i fucking hate all that *****.
i'm not paying R7.50 for a cup of coffee just so you can afford your
decor bill. ***** that noise.
7.50? That's steep. Good thing I don't drink coffee.
i am not there to be "informed" or influenced. i am not a target
market for his off-beat propaganda. i resent him taking the
oppportunity to give his customers something that they are not there
for.
That's business.
that's stupid dumb fucks who think i give a ***** about their political
propaganda. i am not interested in their message, their cause or
anything other than what i'm there for.
Why don't you just stay at home then?
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| User: "Mel" |
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07 Nov 2004 07:36:00 AM |
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On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:03:12 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in
message <cmhsvg$aop$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:36:11 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:34:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Mel wrote:
Incidentally I once went to a cocktail lounge that had a
chandelier with Barbie heads as the light shades. There was
about 40 of the little suckers. *****, it was funny.
no doubt so did the proprietor. there's always some moron who
feels the need to make the public aware of his political leanings.
So they were anti-Barbie. Who cares?
he was probably anti Mattel (the manufacturer of Barbie).
How do you know it was a he? They might have been a she who was a
raving hairy feminist who hated the misrepresentation of women that
Barbie represents.
***** em. it's just a plastic toy and NOTHING ELSE.
I'm more into beheading GI Joes.
i have never seen either toy in real life. or if i have, i can't remember.
must be the drugs.
see, when i walk into an establishment, i am going there to get
refreshment, not his opinion on ANYTHING. i don't want to know
anything about his politics, so he can stick it up his arse.
There's a bar here that has a tank full of sharks.
i hate theme bars. i hate people who get all excited about theme
bars. i hate trendy spots. i hate trendy people.
Could you never get in?
i live in Cape Town, South Africa. there's more theme bars than there are
people here.
every other day, some new moron comes up with some "new" idea for a "great"
new bar, opens for a month or two, receives no patronage and closes again.
a few months ago, my friend Pierre was working on this blues cafe bar theme.
he was paranoid that someone would steal his idea. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
i allayed his fears by saying that only he could make his idea work. he took
that as a compliment. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! from time to time, he
would gain the sneaking suspicion that I wasn't taking him or his bar
seriously. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! he would say, "you'll see.
i will do this." he presented his "business plan" (filled with bogus market
research that had never happened) to his wealthy father for financing to the
tune of R1 million. he got turned down flat. end of blues cafe theme bar.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! the guy is a dreamer with no business sense
whatsoever.
his next idea was for a sex site - selling hookers online. i asked him a
simple question: "what is your business model?" and he didn't understand the
question. once i explained it to him, he came up with this convoluted idea.
clients would phone him, then he would phone the girl and arrange a booking.
then he would phone the client back. then he would drive the girl to meet
the client. and get paid (or they would pay in advance - LOL!). when i
started pointing out the pitfalls of such a complex situation, he told me i
was being negative.
the idiot seems to forget that everyone involved is using crack (or some
drug), and so they are all totally unreliable. he would end up spending huge
sums on cellphone calls arranging meetings that would never happen and he
would never get paid. i registered a domain for him anyway and told him i
needed a deposit to start work on the web site - that flaked him out. he
didn't want to pay me, he wanted me as his business partner.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! anyway, the name i chose (sex24.co.za) attracted a
bid from a third party. so i'm selling it to them just as soon as they pay
me, if they pay me.
i fucking hate all that *****.
i'm not paying R7.50 for a cup of coffee just so you can afford your
decor bill. ***** that noise.
7.50? That's steep. Good thing I don't drink coffee.
no, that's at the cheap end. one cup of coffee is being sold for over R10.50
at some of the trendiest spots. still wanna hang out there?
i am not there to be "informed" or influenced. i am not a target
market for his off-beat propaganda. i resent him taking the
oppportunity to give his customers something that they are not there
for.
That's business.
that's stupid dumb fucks who think i give a ***** about their political
propaganda. i am not interested in their message, their cause or
anything other than what i'm there for.
Why don't you just stay at home then?
pay attention. i stay in Cape Town. there's places here for me too, where
the bartender gives me my drink and keeps his mouth shut about his personal
opinions in life.
***** Cheers. just give me a beer.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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