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"Phyltress" |
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14 Nov 2005 01:43:55 AM |
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Re: Some good news! |
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
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In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
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Phyltress, Princess of Atheism, Denizen of Darkness #54
Phabulous Phast Phood Carry-Out & Weapons Shop
"Face O' Mary" Grilled Cheese our Specialty,
Don't MAKE me call you fuckchop, Fuckchop!
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
14 Nov 2005 03:02:47 PM |
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"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
14 Nov 2005 03:05:43 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
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| User: "Phyltress" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
16 Nov 2005 01:44:06 AM |
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"Ærchie" <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qs9hn19u6nis7al0ciu09k9btfmfpvs2s8@4ax.com...
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Just to help everyone out, there is only one Phyltress, and she is no
idiot. I've known her for years, trust me.
--
Mothergodwacker
CEO, Noah's Odor of Sanctity Kitty Litter
100% Shredded Gideon Bibles
Good for 40 days & nights, no change required!
www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Moaner Lisa" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
15 Nov 2005 12:02:53 AM |
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In article <qs9hn19u6nis7al0ciu09k9btfmfpvs2s8@4ax.com>, had the
nerve to say...
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
You're gonna have to smack Phylter, Phyltress.
Then buy him a copy of EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES.
--
Moaner Lisa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
15 Nov 2005 12:51:55 PM |
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Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:qs9hn19u6nis7al0ciu09k9btfmfpvs2s8@4ax.com:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the
doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Yes, yes there are. One is on the dark side, the other is a dumb *****
Canuck.
That's the kind of smartass answer you get for picking on my one in a
million punctuation error.
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
15 Nov 2005 02:15:21 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Yes, yes there are. One is on the dark side, the other is a dumb *****
Canuck.
That's the kind of smartass answer you get for picking on my one in a
million punctuation error.
Sorry about that - whereas I make all sorts of punctuation and spelling
errors, it was unusual to see one from you. And having spent too much time
recently playing with the idiots from tasteless jokes the flippancy carried
over. At least I didn't write a limerick about it - - - then - - -
When told about God being real
An atheist filled up with zeal
And thrown out of kilter
The regular Phylter
Lost all of his punctual feel - - -
Sorry about that - I tend to think in anapests.
Ærchie
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There are Limericks to be told when ladies are present,
Limericks to be told when ladies are absent but clergymen are present
and there are LIMERICKS! - - - Don Marquis.
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/archielims/
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
16 Nov 2005 12:43:35 PM |
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Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:qrojn1h07ggt9ering42ecvnspnbuivmq9@4ax.com:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the
doorway
saying:
"Phyltress" <laferme@attglobal.net> astounded us with: news:vZRdf.3677
$p37.536@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
"Chris Assaf, future army reservist" <chrisa1981@hotmail.com> wrote
in
message news:1131628168.117642.56160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
x-no-archive: yes
In two weeks, I am going to get sworn into the army reserves.
Guess who the credit goes to for making that happen?
The Canandian Government, for not being picky.
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Yes, yes there are. One is on the dark side, the other is a dumb *****
Canuck.
That's the kind of smartass answer you get for picking on my one in a
million punctuation error.
Sorry about that - whereas I make all sorts of punctuation and spelling
errors, it was unusual to see one from you. And having spent too much
time
recently playing with the idiots from tasteless jokes the flippancy
carried
over. At least I didn't write a limerick about it - - - then - - -
When told about God being real
An atheist filled up with zeal
And thrown out of kilter
The regular Phylter
Lost all of his punctual feel - - -
Sorry about that - I tend to think in anapests.
Have you tried thinking while in Budapest?
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
16 Nov 2005 01:17:33 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Yes, yes there are. One is on the dark side, the other is a dumb *****
Canuck.
That's the kind of smartass answer you get for picking on my one in a
million punctuation error.
Sorry about that - whereas I make all sorts of punctuation and spelling
errors, it was unusual to see one from you. And having spent too much
time
recently playing with the idiots from tasteless jokes the flippancy
carried
over. At least I didn't write a limerick about it - - - then - - -
When told about God being real
An atheist filled up with zeal
And thrown out of kilter
The regular Phylter
Lost all of his punctual feel - - -
Sorry about that - I tend to think in anapests.
Have you tried thinking while in Budapest?
Nobody thinks in Budapest!
Australia, however, is going to Leipzig and the World Cup\ next year! Whatb
a great game in Sydney.
I think it proves that God is an Australian - and therefore an atheist!
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
16 Nov 2005 01:23:04 PM |
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Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:56cmn1houk5jctr8a5g56m07t5ruc85m8t@4ax.com:
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the
doorway
saying:
You're being WAY too gentle with the idiot Phyltress!!
The idiot Phyltress???
There are two of them?
Yes, yes there are. One is on the dark side, the other is a dumb *****
Canuck.
That's the kind of smartass answer you get for picking on my one in a
million punctuation error.
Sorry about that - whereas I make all sorts of punctuation and spelling
errors, it was unusual to see one from you. And having spent too much
time
recently playing with the idiots from tasteless jokes the flippancy
carried
over. At least I didn't write a limerick about it - - - then - - -
When told about God being real
An atheist filled up with zeal
And thrown out of kilter
The regular Phylter
Lost all of his punctual feel - - -
Sorry about that - I tend to think in anapests.
Have you tried thinking while in Budapest?
Nobody thinks in Budapest!
Australia, however, is going to Leipzig and the World Cup\ next year!
Whatb
a great game in Sydney.
I think it proves that God is an Australian - and therefore an atheist!
Ausseist!
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Some good news! |
16 Nov 2005 01:43:18 PM |
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Phÿltêr was standin' in the doorway
saying:
When told about God being real
An atheist filled up with zeal
And thrown out of kilter
The regular Phylter
Lost all of his punctual feel - - -
Sorry about that - I tend to think in anapests.
Have you tried thinking while in Budapest?
Nobody thinks in Budapest!
Australia, however, is going to Leipzig and the World Cup\ next year!
What
a great game in Sydney.
I think it proves that God is an Australian - and therefore an atheist!
Ausseist!
My illogic has been outpunned!
After you have been on grass for a while - the pun is mightier than the
sward
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