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"Clayton Episode 1...The Farting Menace" |
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22 Aug 2003 06:56:09 PM |
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Re: The Bible as writ in fair dinkum Strine |
"turk" <turk96@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tAu1b.174445$Oz4.45126@rwcrnsc54...
http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,7023516%255E911,00.html
the Devil tempts Jesus to "turn
this lump of rock into a nice piece of fresh damper".
Just to clarify....Damper is a simple bush bread cooked in the coals of a
camp fire. Beautiful if smothered in strawberry jam.
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| User: "Budikka" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible as writ in fair dinkum Strine |
24 Aug 2003 01:18:55 AM |
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"Clayton Episode 1...The Farting Menace"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote
message news:<3f46ad5f$0$28123$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
In the beginning was the swagman, and the swagman was Bruce, and Bruce
was god. And Bruce made man out of the dust of the outback and called
him Cobber.
Seeing that Cobber was alone and without a mate, he sent him on a
walkabout where he could feast his eyes on all the animals that Bruce
had made: the 'roo, the wallaby, the kukaburra, the wombat, the
jumbuck, the koala, but nowhere was an helpmate found for Cobber, who
was a bit crooked by it all. So Bruce caused a deep sleep to fall on
Cobber and as he napped by the billabong, Bruce pinched his rib, from
which he formed a bonzer sheila whom he called Sheila.
"G'day mate," Sheila said, "Forget about that vegemite and set your
gnashers on one of these fair dinkum apples I have in my tucker-bag!"
Yep - I can see it all now. I have to get me one of those Bibles!
Does it include a CD with the Monty Python "philosopher's Song" on it,
with a bunch of stuff by Rolf Harris and Men at Work?!!
Budikka
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| User: "August Pamplona" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible as writ in fair dinkum Strine |
23 Aug 2003 11:55:43 AM |
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"Clayton Episode 1...The Farting Menace"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3f46ad5f$0$28123$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"turk" <turk96@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tAu1b.174445$Oz4.45126@rwcrnsc54...
http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,7023516%255E911,00.html
the Devil tempts Jesus to "turn
this lump of rock into a nice piece of fresh damper".
Just to clarify....Damper is a simple bush bread cooked in the coals
of a
camp fire. Beautiful if smothered in strawberry jam.
Thanks.
August Pamplona
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"No, jew. Your jew opinion doesn't matter no matter what, jew. Your
writings deserve no comprehension, merely scorn, jew. You are jew."
-Lysis on m.f.w.
a.a. # 1811 apatriot #20 Eater of smut
To email replace 'necatoramericanusancylostomaduodenale' with
'cosmicaug'
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