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User: "Mel"
Date: 25 May 2004 08:08:59 AM
Object: Re: The greatest man ever
On Tue, 25 May 2004 00:03:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1cf9794efaeb88d6e9d2799346652538@news.1usenet.com>:

Sat, 22 May 2004 18:26:26 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

On Sat, 22 May 2004 02:53:13 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself a red
blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your oatmeal
cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?

i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
.

User: "asspanda"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 25 May 2004 06:57:20 PM
Hmm, the only one I know working overtime to get a goat pregnant is
Rev. Maeljin. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, REVEREND! (He needs all the
encouragement he can get, it seems little nanny says that the reverend
has trouble keeping it up!)
ASSPANDA
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<5ug6b0p5ul8jj6no9e2dhsn9vbh2t3rc97@4ax.com>...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 00:03:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1cf9794efaeb88d6e9d2799346652538@news.1usenet.com>:

Sat, 22 May 2004 18:26:26 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

On Sat, 22 May 2004 02:53:13 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself a red
blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your oatmeal
cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.

.
User: "Mel"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 26 May 2004 06:38:30 AM
On 25 May 2004 16:57:20 -0700,
(asspanda) wrote in
message <ed408a0a.0405251557.71fbc9b7@posting.google.com>:

"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<5ug6b0p5ul8jj6no9e2dhsn9vbh2t3rc97@4ax.com>...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 00:03:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in

Sat, 22 May 2004 18:26:26 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:

On Sat, 22 May 2004 02:53:13 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself a red
blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your oatmeal
cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?

i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.

Hmm, the only one I know working overtime to get a goat pregnant is
Rev. Maeljin.

i don't give a *****.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, REVEREND! (He needs all the
encouragement he can get, it seems little nanny says that the reverend
has trouble keeping it up!)
ASSPANDA

*****.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
.


User: "Larry Krzewinski"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 25 May 2004 04:00:39 PM
On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself a red
blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your oatmeal
cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.

Who are you trying to kid?
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 28 May 2004 02:53:51 AM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself a red
blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your oatmeal
cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?

baaaaad
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 28 May 2004 08:35:52 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself
a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and
Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad

Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 28 May 2004 10:22:24 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider yourself
a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie and
Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?

I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact her.
Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either join the
forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of the forum.
She's a member there.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 29 May 2004 12:21:42 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider
yourself a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie
and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat
pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?


I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact
her. Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either
join the forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of
the forum. She's a member there.

Thanks. Actually, I've got a couple Email addys,
but didn't want to inflict myself upon her since her
last email said things were busy for her of late.
She still owes me a note.
BTW: Have visited your site and you got some
funny stuff there.
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 29 May 2004 11:43:48 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider
yourself a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple pie
and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat
pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?


I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact
her. Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either
join the forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of
the forum. She's a member there.


Thanks. Actually, I've got a couple Email addys,
but didn't want to inflict myself upon her since her
last email said things were busy for her of late.
She still owes me a note.
BTW: Have visited your site and you got some
funny stuff there.

Thanks! If I could get my hands on enough good drugs I'd update the
fucking thing.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 11:34:25 AM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider
yourself a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple
pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat
pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?


I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact
her. Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either
join the forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of
the forum. She's a member there.


Thanks. Actually, I've got a couple Email addys,
but didn't want to inflict myself upon her since her
last email said things were busy for her of late.
She still owes me a note.
BTW: Have visited your site and you got some
funny stuff there.


Thanks! If I could get my hands on enough good drugs I'd update the
fucking thing.

If you'd of said dope instead of drugs, I'd suggest
Mel and Droll in atj.
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 04:43:34 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider
yourself a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple
pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat
pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?


I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact
her. Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either
join the forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of
the forum. She's a member there.


Thanks. Actually, I've got a couple Email addys,
but didn't want to inflict myself upon her since her
last email said things were busy for her of late.
She still owes me a note.
BTW: Have visited your site and you got some
funny stuff there.


Thanks! If I could get my hands on enough good drugs I'd update the
fucking thing.


If you'd of said dope instead of drugs, I'd suggest
Mel and Droll in atj.

I found that out last night. Where are all the good net-kooks these
days? I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "tramboy"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 05:32:25 PM
In article <c9dki4$gqc$8@pita.alt.net>, *****@yourchurch.org says...


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Larry Krzewinski said...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com>
wrote:

Raisins in oatmeal cookies.

There is NO other way to eat them, not if you consider
yourself a red blooded American and believe in mom, apple
pie and Chevrolet.

What if you believe in Pa, cold beer, and '65 GTO's?

That would still be considered normal as long as you eat your
oatmeal cookies with raisins in them. Mos is just playing the
philistine.

Are you sure he's playing?


i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat
pregnant.


Who are you trying to kid?


baaaaad


Speaking of bad, is Cutest still around ?


I've been away from the group for a bit, but I know how to contact
her. Go to this link: http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum and either
join the forum, or use the Anonymous Messages section at the top of
the forum. She's a member there.


Thanks. Actually, I've got a couple Email addys,
but didn't want to inflict myself upon her since her
last email said things were busy for her of late.
She still owes me a note.
BTW: Have visited your site and you got some
funny stuff there.


Thanks! If I could get my hands on enough good drugs I'd update the
fucking thing.


If you'd of said dope instead of drugs, I'd suggest
Mel and Droll in atj.


I found that out last night. Where are all the good net-kooks these
days? I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."

I think it's going to be a long ***** time before a kook of that magnitude
appears again.
But that was a special kind of kook. Specifically, it was the "amazingly
stupid" kind.
.

User: "Greg Evans"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 05:33:10 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."

Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 05:43:14 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....

It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me an
email through a remailer a couple of years later, still threatening to
murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c. or anywhere else
on Usenet.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "tramboy"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 05:51:18 PM
In article <c9do20$gqc$d@pita.alt.net>, *****@yourchurch.org says...


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me an
email through a remailer a couple of years later, still threatening to
murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c. or anywhere else
on Usenet.

That's weird. I figured you two would be exchanging fruit baskets each
year at Xmas, and stuff. Heh.
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 06:16:22 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...

From: tramboy <house@ridge.top>
Organization: cabin

In article <c9do20$gqc$d@pita.alt.net>, *****@yourchurch.org says...


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me an
email through a remailer a couple of years later, still threatening to
murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c. or anywhere else
on Usenet.


That's weird. I figured you two would be exchanging fruit baskets each
year at Xmas, and stuff. Heh.

I'd love to get the little ***** back in here. Maybe I should give his
Daddy's address to one of our non-US members so that they can send him
taunts by snail mail.
When I called the SS back about two weeks later, they agent started
getting shitty with me right away. All I wanted to know was if my
address info was correct. It was. He starts complaining that he's making
accusations about you, you're making them about him, etc. Pissed me off.
He thought I was calling to tattle more or something. Anyways, he said
that the kid's completely obsessed with me, and will be, until I take my
website down. Of course, the agent sez that I was protected by the First
Amendment.
LURKERS: The final straw that got this kook to send Clinton a death
threat happened when the dummy sent ME abuse complaints to my post's
forged abuse department, and I made a website outta them.. You can read
that exchange here:
http://jackanapes.ws/netkop/index.html
--
St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
-----------------------------
IF YOU HATE JESUS, GO HERE:
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum
.
User: "tramboy"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 07:04:12 PM
In article <c9dq04$gqc$e@pita.alt.net>, *****@yourchurch.org says...


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, tramboy said...

From: tramboy <house@ridge.top>
Organization: cabin

In article <c9do20$gqc$d@pita.alt.net>, *****@yourchurch.org says...


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me an
email through a remailer a couple of years later, still threatening to
murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c. or anywhere else
on Usenet.


That's weird. I figured you two would be exchanging fruit baskets each
year at Xmas, and stuff. Heh.


I'd love to get the little ***** back in here. Maybe I should give his
Daddy's address to one of our non-US members so that they can send him
taunts by snail mail.

Several years back I knew of a place that claimed to function as a sort
of snail mail relay. You could mail them your letter inside a second
envelope, and they'd just remove the outer envelope and then drop your
letter right back into the mail again. At least that's what they SAID
they did. The result is that the postmark would be nowhere near where
you mailed the letter from.
I don't recall where that place was, but it's probably gone now, anyway.
But perhaps you can find another one.

When I called the SS back about two weeks later, they agent started
getting shitty with me right away. All I wanted to know was if my
address info was correct. It was. He starts complaining that he's making
accusations about you, you're making them about him, etc. Pissed me off.
He thought I was calling to tattle more or something. Anyways, he said
that the kid's completely obsessed with me, and will be, until I take my
website down.

Heh.

Of course, the agent sez that I was protected by the First Amendment.

Poor li'l Adumb. He has to live with the knowledge that his stunning
idiocy remains on public display for the whole world to laugh at, but
there's nothing he can do about it.

LURKERS: The final straw that got this kook to send Clinton a death
threat happened when the dummy sent ME abuse complaints to my post's
forged abuse department, and I made a website outta them.. You can read
that exchange here:

http://jackanapes.ws/netkop/index.html

Gotta love it.
.



User: "Father Haskell"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 11:55:07 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me an
email through a remailer a couple of years later, still threatening to
murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c. or anywhere else
on Usenet.

Check his local county/city jail or state prison rosters for any inmates
named Adam Conley. Won't take you long.
.
User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 09:17:45 PM
Father Haskell wrote:

St. Jackanapes wrote:


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it.
I hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent
me an email through a remailer a couple of years later, still
threatening to murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to
a.f.j.c. or anywhere else on Usenet.


Check his local county/city jail or state prison rosters for any
inmates named Adam Conley. Won't take you long.

You better listen to him. He's a voice from the
future. Either that, or his computer clock is off.
.


User: "Mos Not@YourHouse"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 09:05:04 PM
St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me
an email through a remailer a couple of years later, still
threatening to murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c.
or anywhere else on Usenet.

Most people don't realize that whey they report
somebody to a certain agency, the agency often
checks them out also.
.
User: "St. Jackanapes"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 30 May 2004 09:27:04 PM
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mos said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Greg Evans said...

St. Jackanapes wrote:

I miss the days when I could ***** someone off in here so badly
that they sent the White House a death threat signed by "St.
Jackanapes."


Hey, we can do that, sure! It'll cost ya, though....


It really happened. The Secret Service grilled my ***** for hours.
Luckily, I had the real name & home address of the ***** what did it. I
hear he ***** himself when they showed up at his dorm room. He sent me
an email through a remailer a couple of years later, still
threatening to murder me, but oddly, he's never been back to a.f.j.c.
or anywhere else on Usenet.


Most people don't realize that whey they report
somebody to a certain agency, the agency often
checks them out also.

He didn't actually report me. He mailed a letter to the White House
saying that I was the world's largest kiddy porn dealer and I was on my
way to Washington to kill the President. They said it was not the usual
sort of death threat that they get at the White House. I didn't say
*why* I wanted to kill Clinton, and death threats usually don't include
the URL to the wannabe assassin's website. The first thing that they did
was visit my site. No anti-government ravings there. In fact, they said
that they were impressed with the technical ability displayed by the
webmaster. They did add that they weren't all that happy with some of
the content. Next they got my real name from my domain, and popped over
for a talk. The only reason I was able to know this kid's real name &
home address was because so many people hated this ***** that a
Canadian friend spent a lot of time reading every one of his posts and
doing research. If it hadn't been for that, all I would have had was his
screen name & his news server. Although I doubt that the SS would have
had any trouble tracking his stupid ***** down.
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St. Jackanapes
http://wwww.jackanapes.ws
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User: "Mel"

Title: Re: The greatest man ever 26 May 2004 06:38:29 AM
On Tue, 25 May 2004 14:00:39 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<dvc7b051ch844ivsa8rel13gadtpodj773@4ax.com>:

On Tue, 25 May 2004 15:08:59 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:

Are you sure he's playing?

i'm sure. i'm sure he's not really trying to get that goat pregnant.

Who are you trying to kid?

quit yer bleating.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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