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"Mel" |
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04 Dec 2004 08:58:24 AM |
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Re: The greatest man ever |
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk> wrote
in message <m953r0pc534nrnd9lpb9u1aaeevhu86hcq@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle for
supremacy in my mind.
<cue mass googling in a bid pygthur understand the reference>
the only Dent that should ever be mentioned in polite company is Sir Arthur
Dent.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
04 Dec 2004 09:06:53 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:r3h3r09d3eh2hok0rba6m5flnmfrva6luk@4ax.com...
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
wrote
in message <m953r0pc534nrnd9lpb9u1aaeevhu86hcq@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle
for
supremacy in my mind.
so you need to be in the loony bin section at the prison fag boy.
<cue mass googling in a bid pygthur understand the reference>
the only Dent that should ever be mentioned in polite company is Sir
Arthur
Dent.
but the real dent is what you left on the side of a mack truck when your fat
***** hit it fag boy.
A Brief Affair
A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law
firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work
weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a
friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled.
"All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
04 Dec 2004 11:18:38 AM |
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Mel, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 35 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Sat, 04 Dec 2004 16:58:24 +0200 with this little gem..
<r3h3r09d3eh2hok0rba6m5flnmfrva6luk@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk> wrote
in message <m953r0pc534nrnd9lpb9u1aaeevhu86hcq@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle for
supremacy in my mind.
<getting tested for HIV>
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Dougal" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
05 Dec 2004 02:20:03 AM |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 16:58:24 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk> wrote
in message <m953r0pc534nrnd9lpb9u1aaeevhu86hcq@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle for
supremacy in my mind.
You have had pygthurr much of the local water pygthur drink.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
05 Dec 2004 08:20:06 PM |
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 08:20:03 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk> wrote
in message <74h5r0l3tedkju2uk9fjairrktlioeltk3@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 16:58:24 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk> wrote
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle for
supremacy in my mind.
You have had pygthurr much of the local water pygthur drink.
could be that our water is better than yours.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
.
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
07 Dec 2004 12:00:35 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:ce87r09cj9gco0ebrbmdoh2d51ilrqqo3h@4ax.com...
On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 08:20:03 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
wrote
in message <74h5r0l3tedkju2uk9fjairrktlioeltk3@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 16:58:24 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:46:19 +0000, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
wrote
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:30:37 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
ÑðS-|-MÐ wrote:
Mos, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen,
hurled 60 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes
on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:04:31 -0700 with this little gem..
ATJ is a United Collective Bowel Movement.....yup.
Ultracrepidarian Cacodaemonomaniacal Breviloquent Misologists
Least you got the last word correct.
they're all correct
You can google "Cacodaemonomania" -adding 'c' converts it to a
personal noun, and the addition of 'al' modifies it to a descriptive
adjective ..or more precisely, a predicate nominative
Max is actually Susie Dent.
max is me. always has been. i've never gotten on with my socks. we always
end up fighting with each other. not sure why, but i think it's a battle
for
supremacy in my mind.
You have had pygthurr much of the local water pygthur drink.
could be that our water is better than yours.
i don't have to chew my water fag boy.
The Brass Rat
A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which seemed to
be forgotten by time. It seemed very out of place in the busy city. The
man's curiosity was piqued, and he entered the shop. The store didn't seem
to have much traffic, and the shelves were full of dusty, but interesting
items. The man found himself strangely interested in a rather ugly brass rat
on a shelf behind the counter. Ugly it was, but he had never seen anything
like it -- it was so incredibly detailed, and life-like. He asked the
shopkeeper for a price.
The man was pleased to learn that he could acquire the rat for only $5, and
he handed the shopkeeper the money. But, before giving the man the rat, the
shopkeeper sternly warned him, "This sale is final. If you leave the shop
with the brass rat, I won't take it back under any circumstances."
The man thought the warning was curious, given that the rat only cost $5.
Even if he decided he hated the rat, that was hardly an amount worth
worrying about. He agreed to the shopkeeper's terms, and left with the rat.
At first, everything seemed perfectly normal. But, as he walked back toward
his car, the man started to hear strange rustling noises around him. Then he
saw a life rat scurry out of an alley, and start to follow him. Suddenly,
rats seemed to be appearing all around him, streaming out of sewers and
dumpsters, all following him and milling about his feet.
The man began to run, but the rats kept up in increasing numbers. The man
realized that he was being chased by literally tens of thousands of rats.
The ground came alive, as the rats swarmed behind him.
The man suddenly realized the significance of the shopkeeper's warning, and
knew what he had to do. He turned toward the bay, and ran as quickly as he
could toward the water. When he reached the waterfront, he threw the brass
rat as far as he could into the bay. The rats raced past him, following the
rat into the water, where they drowned.
The man returned to the curio shop, and upon seeing him enter the shopkeeper
shouted, "I told you, no refunds. I don't want trouble here. The sale was
final, and you can't return the merchandise."
The man smiled, and replied, "Oh, I don't want to return the rat. I just
want to know -- do you have a brass lawyer in stock?"
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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