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18 Jan 2005 09:31:47 AM |
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Re: The greatest man ever |
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<iitou05f7h907oqvf2vseiimrr9ovesr45@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
18 Jan 2005 05:10:03 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<iitou05f7h907oqvf2vseiimrr9ovesr45@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
you know you haven't had a dump in years fag boy.
Female to Male Translation
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
18 Jan 2005 01:23:51 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<iitou05f7h907oqvf2vseiimrr9ovesr45@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
Oh, come now, Mel. What did a turd ever do to you to deserve that
unflattering comparison? <G>
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
18 Jan 2005 04:13:12 PM |
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Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<iitou05f7h907oqvf2vseiimrr9ovesr45@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
19 Jan 2005 05:54:22 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106085837.fe03f58a77e9b4ffe782679acbc58a81@1usenet>:
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Me1" |
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19 Jan 2005 06:28:06 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106085837.fe03f58a77e9b4ffe782679acbc58a81@1usenet>:
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like
Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
just keep your bucket of ***** fag boy.
An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the
participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just
boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been
responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark
immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When
asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay
onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as
far as the runway, let alone take off.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
19 Jan 2005 10:23:07 PM |
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Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106085837.fe03f58a77e9b4ffe782679acbc58a81@1usenet>:
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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20 Jan 2005 05:39:07 AM |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106194425.cc61fbc72a9ca0d67bb8cdcdbf29de08@1usenet>:
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
20 Jan 2005 04:38:37 PM |
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Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106194425.cc61fbc72a9ca0d67bb8cdcdbf29de08@1usenet>:
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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20 Jan 2005 06:05:25 PM |
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106260151.d7cb66d6b562762b343e2be8224974cb@1usenet>:
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Me1" |
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21 Jan 2005 08:15:00 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106260151.d7cb66d6b562762b343e2be8224974cb@1usenet>:
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like
Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
try getting an honest job fag boy.
Computers vs. Auto Industry
Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He
decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General Motors.
The comparison went like this:
If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the
past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it
would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an
economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of
gas. In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.
In response to all this goading, GM responds:
"Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| User: "Keith E." |
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21 Jan 2005 01:38:38 PM |
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Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106260151.d7cb66d6b562762b343e2be8224974cb@1usenet>:
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Mel" |
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21 Jan 2005 10:05:38 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106335747.72b247ba1804734ea1df16fec79ff6b9@1usenet>:
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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21 Jan 2005 11:42:14 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106335747.72b247ba1804734ea1df16fec79ff6b9@1usenet>:
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq\g.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental
reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks
like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
did you steal that too fag boy?
Snow Blonde Plow
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however,
because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get
stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow
storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot,
do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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22 Jan 2005 06:04:43 PM |
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Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106335747.72b247ba1804734ea1df16fec79ff6b9@1usenet>:
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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22 Jan 2005 11:14:21 PM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106438127.0e7ad553cd00f20d9e40802f789773e7@1usenet>:
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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24 Jan 2005 03:43:53 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106438127.0e7ad553cd00f20d9e40802f789773e7@1usenet>:
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental
reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks
like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
scared you might get preached to fag boy?
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System
manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of
bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom
line I took a floppy from the drawer, I then invoked the SAVE command and
waited for the disk to store, Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering, long I sat there wond'ring, fearing,
Doubting, while the disk kept churning, turning yet to churn some more. But
the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token. "Save!" I said,
"You cursed mother! Save my data from before!" One thing did the phosphors
answer, only this and nothing more, Just, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
Was this some occult illusion, some maniacal intrusion? These were choices
undesired, ones I'd never faced before. Carefully I weighed the choices as
the disk made impish noises. The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting, baiting
me to type some more. Clearly I must press a key, choosing one and nothing
more, >From "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
With fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending, Longing
for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored, Praying for some
guarantee, timidly, I pressed a key. But on the screen there still persisted
words appearing as before. Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted, haunted,
as my patience wore, Saying "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
I tried to catch the chips off guard, and pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with the cursed machine: I begged and cried and then I swore. Now
in mighty desperation, trying random combinations, Still there came the
incantation, just as senseless as before. Cursor blinking, angrily winking,
blinking nonsense as before. Reading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by my own machine accosted. Getting up I
turned away and paced across the office floor. And then I saw a dreadful
sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night. A gasp of horror overtook me,
shook me to my very core. The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and
gone forevermore. Not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go. What demonic
nether world us wrought where lost data will be stored, Beyond the reach of
mortal souls, beyond the ether, into black holes? But sure as there's C,
Pascal, Lotus, Ashton-Tate and more, You will be one day be left to wander,
lost on some Plutonian shore, Pleading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
23 Jan 2005 08:43:57 PM |
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Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:14:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106438127.0e7ad553cd00f20d9e40802f789773e7@1usenet>:
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
Oh, I dunno... they pass the collection plate all the time!
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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23 Jan 2005 10:07:28 PM |
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Keith E. wrote:
Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:14:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106438127.0e7ad553cd00f20d9e40802f789773e7@1usenet>:
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
Oh, I dunno... they pass the collection plate all the time!
back row gets the big bucks
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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25 Jan 2005 02:14:05 AM |
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On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:07:28 GMT, MÐ <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.çøm> wrote in
alt.tasteless.jokes in message
<4w_Id.1334335$lR6.202506@news.easynews.com>:
Keith E. wrote:
Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:14:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106438127.0e7ad553cd00f20d9e40802f789773e7@1usenet>:
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
Oh, I dunno... they pass the collection plate all the time!
back row gets the big bucks
That's why you have to show up early, or all the good seats will be
gone.
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"Bush things is he never attends a Funderal - He will live forever!" - Donnieboi Ferrt explains... something.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Mel" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:09:19 AM |
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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:43:57 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106534076.422ba268d3d3bc96a9e9647a17efd7c4@1usenet>:
Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:14:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
Oh, I dunno... they pass the collection plate all the time!
i recall a little while ago that an employee at one of the big charismatic
churches here in SA was caught taking out of the collection plate. stupid
fool had been very very careless. he had upgraded his lifestyle so much,
that it was evident that he was living way beyond his means. he got busted
in a sting - marked money was put into the bag, and he was found in
possession of the same.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Me1" |
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| Title: Re: The greatest man ever |
24 Jan 2005 03:54:22 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:v3v9v0lvga0bi1olk4ioh2tufjc5ii9b5b@4ax.com...
On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:43:57 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
message <1106534076.422ba268d3d3bc96a9e9647a17efd7c4@1usenet>:
Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:14:21 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:04:43 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:05:38 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:38:38 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:05:25 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:37 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote
in
Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:39:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:23:07 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote in
Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:54:22 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:13:12 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote in
Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:31:47 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:37:30 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:37:22 -0500, Keith E.
<i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
You should make a fitness video.
Mental or physical?
Can we choose "None of the above"?
That's called "taking the coward's way out", Larry.
I just want to hold onto what little sanity I have left.
Why, it hasn't done you any good so far, has it?
No, not really. I'm just hanging onto it for sentimental
reasons.
Sell it on ebay!
Selling sanity on eBay just might be a brilliant idea.
right now i am checking out every turd i pass in case one looks
like Jesus
Christ.
so far no luck. most look like President Bush instead.
But you just said they _didn't_ look like Jesus.
do you want me to mail you a sample?
Only if it's USDA Choice and 100% Jesus.
you want me to eat something special, like pretzels?
Plastic. I've always wanted a dashboard Jesus. A bobble head.
that's $500 extra.
Where's your christian charity?
take a guess.
Church?
last place i would look for Christian charity.
Oh, I dunno... they pass the collection plate all the time!
i recall a little while ago that an employee at one of the big charismatic
churches here in SA was caught taking out of the collection plate. stupid
fool had been very very careless. he had upgraded his lifestyle so much,
that it was evident that he was living way beyond his means. he got busted
in a sting - marked money was put into the bag, and he was found in
possession of the same.
how much of the take did you get fag boy?
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System
manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of
bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom
line I took a floppy from the drawer, I then invoked the SAVE command and
waited for the disk to store, Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering, long I sat there wond'ring, fearing,
Doubting, while the disk kept churning, turning yet to churn some more. But
the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token. "Save!" I said,
"You cursed mother! Save my data from before!" One thing did the phosphors
answer, only this and nothing more, Just, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
Was this some occult illusion, some maniacal intrusion? These were choices
undesired, ones I'd never faced before. Carefully I weighed the choices as
the disk made impish noises. The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting, baiting
me to type some more. Clearly I must press a key, choosing one and nothing
more, >From "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
With fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending, Longing
for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored, Praying for some
guarantee, timidly, I pressed a key. But on the screen there still persisted
words appearing as before. Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted, haunted,
as my patience wore, Saying "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
I tried to catch the chips off guard, and pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with the cursed machine: I begged and cried and then I swore. Now
in mighty desperation, trying random combinations, Still there came the
incantation, just as senseless as before. Cursor blinking, angrily winking,
blinking nonsense as before. Reading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by my own machine accosted. Getting up I
turned away and paced across the office floor. And then I saw a dreadful
sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night. A gasp of horror overtook me,
shook me to my very core. The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and
gone forevermore. Not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go. What demonic
nether world us wrought where lost data will be stored, Beyond the reach of
mortal souls, beyond the ether, into black holes? But sure as there's C,
Pascal, Lotus, Ashton-Tate and more, You will be one day be left to wander,
lost on some Plutonian shore, Pleading, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
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