Religions > Atheism > Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie likes Mel)
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26 Oct 2004 12:34:20 PM |
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Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie likes Mel) |
On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:17:28 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
in message <417ac11f.264056@news.tiscali-business.at>:
On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 02:17:02 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:01:10 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:36:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Elisabeth Müller wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 23:07:01 -0400, "Greg Evans"
Elisabeth Müller wrote:
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna
with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty
documented cases of men similarly endowed.
All of them in Bologna, or where?
Calm down and stop drooling, Elisabeth.
As if that was so easy with all you fine men around me.
Again, Elisabeth proves that she is the true comedian around here.
It took a woman pygthur look through me.
i've sawn through you before. <blows sawdust>
Now make me hole again!
Do I still turn you on?
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie hates Mel) |
30 Oct 2004 08:34:38 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:46:51 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
in message <41800ccd.470573@news.tiscali-business.at>:
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:34:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:17:28 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 02:17:02 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:01:10 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 19:36:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com>
Elisabeth Müller wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 23:07:01 -0400, "Greg Evans"
Elisabeth Müller wrote:
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna
with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty
documented cases of men similarly endowed.
All of them in Bologna, or where?
Calm down and stop drooling, Elisabeth.
As if that was so easy with all you fine men around me.
Again, Elisabeth proves that she is the true comedian around here.
It took a woman pygthur look through me.
i've sawn through you before. <blows sawdust>
Now make me hole again!
Do I still turn you on?
Is that "still" as in "stillborn"?
Ever heard of Atomic Kitten?
you might like to give them a listen, *****.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie hates Mel) |
01 Nov 2004 05:35:52 AM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:28:43 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
in message <4184bf7c.4208031@news.tiscali-business.at>:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:34:38 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:46:51 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:34:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
Do I still turn you on?
Is that "still" as in "stillborn"?
Ever heard of Atomic Kitten?
miaow
you might like to give them a listen, *****.
ruff ruff
i'll let Zoogar take this one. he likes animals.
btw, quit fucking with the newsgroups line. it is cleverly constructed to
drop all my homies a line.
either comply or die. your choice.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie hates Mel) |
01 Nov 2004 11:49:57 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<116co0tv2ku0sbe9at80dolam2bfsmimid@4ax.com>...
On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:28:43 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
in message <4184bf7c.4208031@news.tiscali-business.at>:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:34:38 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:46:51 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:34:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
Do I still turn you on?
Is that "still" as in "stillborn"?
Ever heard of Atomic Kitten?
miaow
you might like to give them a listen, *****.
ruff ruff
i'll let Zoogar take this one. he likes animals.
btw, quit fucking with the newsgroups line. it is cleverly constructed to
drop all my homies a line.
either comply or die. your choice.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
Zoogar likes animals? Not as much as I do. I reguarly ***** my cat
up the *****. I also like to torture it by holding it's face over fire.
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St. Jackoffanass
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The Only Walking Penis - Bearer of the One True *****
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie hates Mel) |
02 Nov 2004 03:26:35 AM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <god_lied_2_u@mail.com> wrote in message
news:fe4765e2.0411010949.305696@posting.google.com...
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<116co0tv2ku0sbe9at80dolam2bfsmimid@4ax.com>...
: > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:28:43 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote
: > in message <4184bf7c.4208031@news.tiscali-business.at>:
: > >On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:34:38 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
: > >>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:46:51 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote
: > >>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:34:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
: > >>>>Do I still turn you on?
: > >>>Is that "still" as in "stillborn"?
: > >>Ever heard of Atomic Kitten?
: > miaow
: > >>you might like to give them a listen, *****.
: > >ruff ruff
: >
: > i'll let Zoogar take this one. he likes animals.
: >
: > btw, quit fucking with the newsgroups line. it is cleverly constructed
to
: > drop all my homies a line.
: >
: > either comply or die. your choice.
: >
: > --
: > smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
: > Mel the Defiler
: > member, ATJ regs
: > webmaster of atjfaq.com
: > http://www.atjfaq.com/
: >
: > Cape Town news
: > http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
:
:
: Zoogar likes animals? Not as much as I do. I reguarly ***** my cat
: up the *****. I also like to torture it by holding it's face over fire.
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Well.... I guess if it has to be tortured... that would be appropriate.....
especially as yer fucking it in the arse is only gonna tickle it.
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: The Things You Didn't Know About Sex (Lizzie hates Mel) |
02 Nov 2004 08:58:17 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:yqIhd.2284$op3.94117@news.xtra.co.nz...
"St. Jackanapes" <god_lied_2_u@mail.com> wrote in message
news:fe4765e2.0411010949.305696@posting.google.com...
: "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:<116co0tv2ku0sbe9at80dolam2bfsmimid@4ax.com>...
: > On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:28:43 GMT, (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote
: > in message <4184bf7c.4208031@news.tiscali-business.at>:
: > >On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:34:38 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
: > >>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:46:51 GMT, (Elisabeth
Müller)
wrote
: > >>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:34:20 +0200, "Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote:
: > >>>>Do I still turn you on?
: > >>>Is that "still" as in "stillborn"?
: > >>Ever heard of Atomic Kitten?
: > miaow
: > >>you might like to give them a listen, *****.
: > >ruff ruff
: >
: > i'll let Zoogar take this one. he likes animals.
: >
: > btw, quit fucking with the newsgroups line. it is cleverly constructed
to
: > drop all my homies a line.
: >
: > either comply or die. your choice.
: >
: > --
: > smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
: > Mel the Defiler
: > member, ATJ regs
: > webmaster of atjfag.com
: > http://www.atjfag.com/
: >
: > Fag Town news
: > http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
:
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: Zoogar likes animals? Not as much as I do. I reguarly ***** my cat
: up the *****. I also like to torture it by holding it's face over fire.
:
Well.... I guess if it has to be tortured... that would be
appropriate.....
especially as yer fucking it in the arse is only gonna tickle it.
do you tickle hamsters when you do them kiwi?
An old woman's husband dies and she inherits millions of dollars. She
decides after a while that the money just isn't enough and she needs someone
to fill the void. She decides the easiest way to go about finding someone
would be to use the personal adds in the paper. Her ad reads: RICH WIDOW
SEEKING MAN, HAS TO MEET THESE THREE QUALITIES: WON'T BEAT HER UP, WON'T RUN
AWAY, AND IS GREAT IN BED. CALL-555-2121 OR COME BY- 212 OAK STREET. Over
the few days after the ad ran she had tons of men call but none of them
seemed right. Then when she was about to give up, the doorbell rang. The
widow opened the door but didn't see anyone. When she was about to shut the
door, she heard someone yell "hey!." There on the welcome mat sat a man with
no arms and no legs. "May I help you," asked the widow. "I'm here about the
ad in the paper," the man replied. "What?" asked the surprised widow. The
man proceeded to answer, "I don't have any arms so I can't beat you up, and
I don't have any legs so I can't run away." "Well what makes you think
you're so great in bed?" she asked. The man simply said, "I rang the
doorbell didn't I."
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