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"Mel" |
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10 Dec 2004 08:42:17 AM |
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Re: This groups has turned into alt.tasteless.flamewars |
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 07:55:13 -0500, The Cloaked Ship <Not@Decloaking.now>
wrote in message <Xns95BB50924BEADTheCloakedShip@IP-Hidden>:
Can't we all just get along?
BUUUUUUUUUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: This groups has turned into alt.tasteless.flamewars |
10 Dec 2004 03:00:33 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:nbbjr050tc60f7l2jgrl5ovf56d2t0rqcr@4ax.com...
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 07:55:13 -0500, The Cloaked Ship <Not@Decloaking.now>
wrote in message <Xns95BB50924BEADTheCloakedShip@IP-Hidden>:
Can't we all just get along?
BUUUUUUUUUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
how many chickens do you have up your fat ***** fag boy?
Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.
Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is
just marriage bait.
Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that
thing!" and really mean it.
It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman
with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters.
Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral.
Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his
fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he
strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
Two words: John Williams.
There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"?
If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would
use the Force to get the key.
"I'd rather be his ***** than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply
freezes.
We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am
your father"?
Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg!
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