On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 22:10:35 -0700, (Irreverent
cult member Mother Fucker) gave us ANOTHER good laugh in message
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Barred-from-Heaven Kesnit <vtcheme@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
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They are lies. I know they are lies because I have first-hand
knowledge about some of the things you are lying about.
I'm sure you've had your hand in all kinds of things - and your nasty
tongue in even more than that. That doesn't mean you can discern the
Higher Truth about human relationships.
But she sure can discern your lies.
I think that is between Bill and the Holy Ghost. It isn't any
of your business.
But I'm the Lord's representative. He sent me to you to share His Word
with you. You keep a rejecting it though. Why won't you repent?
She has nothing to repent of.
He isn't a devil worshiper.
Says who?
Says me, that's who.
There's more than one way to worship the devil. Witches dress him up in
drag and call him a goddess. Jesus said you know people by their
fruits. What do the bitter fruits that grow on ***** Picker's tree
tell you about him?
Only that you're a liar.
He doesn't even believe the devil exists.
A lot of closet devil worshippers sign a pact to keep all of their real
beliefs secret. In his case it was probably on the same page as the
queer agenda.
Nope.
Why would he worship something he doesn't believe in?
All Satanists believe the devil will give them power and secret
knowledge.
However, I am not a Satanist.
Your point is..?
He's wrong on both counts.
No, I really did reject Christianity, and fundamentalists really are
severely deluded.
If she really said that, then she is mentally ill and you
should have compassion on her for her illness and not degrade her.
I didn't degrade her! I gave her my expensive bottled water to drink -
out of the goodness of my heart. I took pity on her. I was about to
tell her about how Jesus could put springs of Living Water inside her
so's she wouldn't never have to thirst nomore when she started in on all
of that nasty lesbian stuff. And I've been a studying the Bible and a
faith healing long enough to be able to tell the difference between
demons of lust and demons of madness. I can cast out either one if the
possessed person surrenders to me. There's a woman in our Holy Church
that does meet men in hotel rooms for exorcism. I think she's a taking
too many chances - even though she says she's successful every time.
Sure - THAT'S what she's meeting them for! LOL!!!
I have no idea. I'm not a man and have never been a man. I
don't know what they think or don't think.
Do you have an opinion on the subject? Why don't you ask old *****
Picker what he thinks? I flushed him down the commode and won't talk to
him again unless he sends me a make up gift or something.
That's good. That means I can post your lies and you won't contradict me.
Yes, I'm sure that sex addicts think about sex all the time.
That is a trait of an addict - to always be thinking about what they
crave.
Are all perverts addicts? I mean - you can want to play games with your
panty hose and not be addicted to a doing it.
Why did you suddenly stop talking about sex addicts?
I didn't bring up the term.
You went to great lengths to bring them up above. Why did you suddenly
change the subject?
Maybe cause I felt like it! Anyways - would you call yourself addicted
to lesbian sex? Would you consider yourself a sex deviant?
Only if you call yourself addicted to fundamentalism and a mental health
deviant.
Who cares what your body looks like? You have no personality.
None at all? Or just none that you can get a hold of and try to
corrupt? Even retarded people's got some kinda personality usually. So
do dogs. Are you a saying that your sister in Christ ain't even on the
level of a dog?
Sounds about right.
Who says they don't?
Not me. Maybe they do. There ain't no accounting for tastes. But with
all the white wash you glob on everything I didn't never think you'd
admit it.
She's never whitewashed anything, and neither have I.
I thought you said lesbians want to look like men...
A lot of them does - but that look turns on the femme lesbians. If you
wanna attarct a butch one you'd do better a trying to look less like a
plumber and more like a lady.
Unless the butch one is looking for another butch one.
Besides, I don't look much like a man. My hair has grown out
and the blouses I wear show without a doubt that I have breasts.
Finally. Do we get any film at 11?
Looks like your keyboard fund got hit again for excessive drool.
Because you are projecting your fantasies onto them.
I already told you I don't never have no fantasy's. Even if I did I
wouldn't fantasize about homeless perverts on the bus. These people are
vampires like you homo sexuals. They want you to give them something to
eat and a place to stay - sometimes in exchange for sex.
Nah, most of them just want money for drugs. At least in my experience.
Then why didn't you mention that when you said you are "hot
stuff?" Instead, you said you have "a pretty face and some nice
curves."
I do! That's the first thing people sees. Only good people sees my
inner glow of Spirituality. Evil people sees that and wants to do bad
things to me.
You and your delusions.
A few years ago.
So you're a fighting to keep your behind from a spreading all over the
front yard.
Deep delusions, that is.
Now I'm working to build up my cardio system and muscle tone.
Give in to your cravings and your butt will get all big again.
Are you trying to get her to?
I know about the struggles my mother went through when I came
out. (Dad was fine with it.) But that was many years ago and she's fine
with it now.
That's what she says to your face. They're both a covering up a lot of
heart ache that you'll learn about before she dies. Trust me on this
one.
We don't, because of what a liar you are.
You were only 19 or 20! Most parents would be worried if their
child married so young. (Then again, most parents expect their kids to
have higher ambition in life than to be a brood mare.)
I told you they wanted me to graduate from high school first. There was
some talk of me a getting married on my graduation day - but the man
that was a coming around back then had real bony hands that I didn't
want nowheres on my body.
Typical Mississippi trailer trash.
Because it made a valid point.
Well - I think the Roman Catholic "church" teachings on homo sexuality
are valid. Do you???
Nope.
In many consecutive posts. You are like some junior high boy
running around pulling jokes and thinking they are funny. Meanwhile,
everyone is rolling their eyes and wishing the kid would grow up.
Old ***** Picker and Curtsybear think I'm funny too. Why don't you?
Maybe I'm a late bloomer.
VERY late.
I didn't even know about the expression "fur pie" 'til a few months ago.
Who taught it to you? One of your tricks?
Even your laugh is junior-highish...
Well - pardon me for a living!
We do, Max. We do.
Not at all.
Well I thought it was. Your "big grin" jokes ain't always funny
neither.
Learn to spell. The word you are looking for is "barred."
OK. What kinda club was you BARRED out of honey?
I made one mistake trying to correct a post full of them.
Those wasn't mistakes. They was part of my regional usage. Don't you
believe in no diversity no more?
Sure - de more you talk, diverse it gets! LOL!!!
Why don't you have Thurgood teach you how to read?
On account of he needs to teach you first.
Ah, so you admit you need to learn to read.
Probably not.
Then why do you go to that Church if you don't believe in its teachings?
Are you a hypocrite in that sense too?
At least she doesn't run a BDSM cult and call it a church.
All the people I've heard about think my new job is a great
opportunity, so yes, I'd say they approve of the choice I made with my
life.
I mean your relationship choices.
Who cares? As long as Bard accepts her relationship choices.
Yes, "life" and "relationship." Two nouns, so the verb is
plural.
Well I got news for you honey - "revolves" is SINGULAR! It revolves -
they revolve. Plug that leak Bard - for your own good.
Maybe you should ask Thurgood to teach you to read.
Maybe you should invest in a good rubber stopper and plug that leak!
We would, but we don't want to come anywhere near you.
My life will never revolve around sex because I expect more
from my life than just sex.
That's a good thing - specially since you won't NEVER be fulfilled in no
lesbian relationship. They are ALL about frustration on account of you
all can't have no deep orgasms without no husband.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
I was reading the other day about "white slavery laws,"
Why? Is your company out sourcing again?
and I think you could have a federal case against Thurgood. Enticing
someone to cross state lines and then forcing them to be a sex slave or
household slave is a crime. Since Thurgood brought you from Mississippi
to California and then turned you into a sex slave and domestic
servant, I think you could win against him.
But I'm his wife. I said "I do" to him in God's Presence - and
willingly. I ain't no man's slave. You're the devil's slave. Who are
YOU a gonna call to get your problems took care of?
Unlike the devil, your husband exists. At least that's what you tell us,
Max.
Not at all.
Even in the dead of winter? I kinda got the impression that your bed
room was an ice box. maybe it's more like a tomb.
Fantasizing about her bedroom eh, Max?
I don't live in a shack. I live in a rather nice apartment in
a nice area of the suburbs.
Brag - brag - brag! But you wanna shack up with old Sage Bush
eventually. That will bring you frustration too. And then some mate
abuse.
Not if they love each other. And I'm sure they do.
You can say anything you want, but when you claim that God
talks to you, you are proving you aren't humble at all.
He DOES talk to me! He'd talk to you if you repented and got the devil
out of your life.
Yes, we know all about your delusions, Max.
Probably because you have nothing to be proud of.
That's right. God's Glory shines thru me - brighter than the sun!
More delusions.
The context was sexual. You are just trying to backtrack to
cover what you know to be the truth - you are obsessed with sex.
No. I am pure of heart. That's just inconceivable to a wicked woman
like you.
No, we know how obsessed with sex you are.
Then don't keep the food you crave in the house. Don't buy it.
Don't make it.
I got to fix it for Thurgood. He tells me how much I can have after I
weigh myself and lately it ain't been much. I sure am a keeping all of
the flab off though = and that's a good thing.
Sounds like abuse to me.
Nope.
Do you ever put any flavoring on your hair pie?
You really are sick and delusional, Max.
Nope. Why should I? I have everything I want right there.
Maybe you do. I just can't imagine all of that mouth activity except in
the context of food. Call me innocent if you must.
Max, you are anything but.
It was his pinkie. And the thought was "I feel like I need to
do #2." Not to say that everyone has that thought (apparently some
people like the feeling), just that I did.
That's EXACTLY the right thing to feel. Only perverts could possibly
sexualize that feeling - and that's on account of they identify with
bowel movements.
That's only what you think, Max.
So you admit to putting words in my mouth.
Not at all. I wouldn't never put NOTHING in nor near your experienced
little mouth. I might get sucked into the vortex or lesbian lust that
kills thousands every year. I was just a trying to lift the
conversation out of the gutter for a change.
Too bad you always succeed in putting the conversation back in the gutter,
Max.
Those movies are fiction.
Maybe for you - but movies give people idea's.
Only weak-minded and stupid people like you.
Oh, did you suddenly become friends? I seriously doubt that
since friendship takes a while to develop.
Friendship ain't required for True Marital Love. Embrace some diversity
for a change and learn about some traditional marriages. The groups out
at San Francisco State University that reviews these posts in their
class is a deducting points from your score right now on account of you
ain't a demonstrating no real commitment to diversity within American
society. Surely you didn't think I was a putting this religious show on
just for your benefit and ***** Picker's.
Well, Max, if what you say is true, I'd like to say "Hi" to the groups
that are reviewing our posts and ask that they post their results in a
public place. I'd also like to invite them to e-mail me privately - the
e-mail address is valid.
Then you don't love him.
I love him with all of my being! He's my help mate! Our marriage was
made in heaven.
Overalls are back in style for everyone this year.
These was men's overalls. And she had plastered her boobs down so's she
would look more like a man.
So what?
Because very few men have massage.
They do in that neighborhood.
If they are just starting out, why not? Around here, people
hand out ads for various things on the street - campaign ads, airline
tickets, the lottery...
Ain't massages supposed to be personal and intimate though?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
If it's sexual, why are there ads for it in non-sexual
magazines?
It may not ALWAYS be sexual - but it sure can be - specially is a
lesbian is a giving it out to other women with suggestive leers and
licks.
Or if you're imagining it, Max.
Massage. I've been to massage parlors. They do wondrous things
for my back if I twisted myself wrong. And they are very relaxing.
I'm a talking about the sleazy one's with Korean whores a working the
tables.
You frequent these places a lot, Max?
If you want to be a child, fine. But stop claiming to be an
adult.
I am a Child of God no matter how old I get. You're just jealous of my
youth and innocence. Admit it!
No, we're not jealous of your stupidity and naivety.
I did when I was in college. But I haven't for several years.
Did you watch lesbian movies then?
Just looking to rent.
Hard core smut? Was that old Steve's idea?
I didn't watch them to get a laugh, but that was the result.
They are so outlandish that I can't believe anyone could think they are
even close to reality.
They're close to some perverts reality - just not no normal people's.
So they're close to your reality?
No. But that doesn't mean I hate men.
Yes it does - for all practical purposes. You need man if you ever
wanna be truly fulfilled in life.
You only twist the definitions of words to make them fit into your agenda.
To quote a Supreme Court Justice, "I know it when I see it."
He was a defining pornography - not outlandish. To me - armpit licking
is outlandish - but you might see it in an R rated movie.
So what?
There was a lesbian subtext, but it wasn't all about lesbians.
It was wrote by two lesbian lovers. It was critical of decent marriages
and soft on lesbian lust.
So what?
I have diverse taste in movies. My favorite movie is "The
Princess Bride." I loved "Dirty Dancing" when it came out and watched
the tape over and over.
Did Jennifer Grey's big nose turn you on? Surely it wasn't Patrick
Swayze - or was you still straight back then? You got to admit that
movie focused on him more than her.
I like some action movie - the "Tomb Raider" ones, Indiana Jones, etc.
Did you see "Alice in Lesbo Land"?
You're really obsessed with sex aren't you, Max?
OK, it's based on procreation, which is the outcome of sex.
Its ultimate purpose is Sacred Procreation - but it's based on our
mutual love for each other. True Marital Love is all about a making
baby's.
Or not.
That isn't fleeting or commitment-free. Married couples who
have been together over 50 years say the fact they were friends as well
as lovers kept them together.
How many married couples told you that?
All the ones I know who have been together over 50 years. Even the ones
who have been together over 30 years.
I didn't. I had surgery. I told you that. Or did you forget
that?
No - but I consider secular doctors butchers and vampires - not health
care professionals like your faith healers and exorcists. Your problem
was caused by demons.
Sorry, Max, but your hallucinations didn't cause her tumor.
But it isn't.
You can catch it in sex clubs - along with a lot of other things.
But it isn't an STD.
But you asked about the flu.
Now I'm asking about hepatitis. Can't you keep up honey? Are you a
feeling all dizzy again? You poor thing. Why won't you let me cure you
once and for good?
Because she has nothing she needs to be cured of.
Jesus loves you -
Mother Fucker
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Lurlean Lie #18:
He's a closet Hindu that's infiltrated the Lutheran Church with all his Satanic
doctrines in order to pull it down.
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