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"Katt" |
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09 Oct 2005 03:51:57 PM |
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
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Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year old
molten mass of rock."
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
5. Moses!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one up for
J-C!
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school teacher.
Um,
Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was a
gorilla.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Thank you and good night!
You people have the lowest fucking standards in *everything*, don't you...?
Reason, integrity, memory, consistency, scholarship, comprehension,
comedy...
'Alec Gimley, Christian Comic'. *Sheesh*!
Katt.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 04:10:58 PM |
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"Katt" <kattt@t.com> wrote in
news:Npf2f.1546$yY3.958@newsfe4-win.ntli.net:
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year
old molten mass of rock."
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
5. Moses!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one
up for J-C!
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school
teacher. Um,
Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was
a gorilla.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Thank you and good night!
You people have the lowest fucking standards in *everything*, don't
you...? Reason, integrity, memory, consistency, scholarship,
comprehension, comedy...
'Alec Gimley, Christian Comic'. *Sheesh*
Bet he slays 'em in Sunday school.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Brought to you by...
The Catholic Church. No, we don't like gays.
But if you're a pedo, you're a PRIEST!
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 04:58:02 PM |
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"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
You don't know beans about biology or evolution, do you?
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year
old molten mass of rock."
Maybe Jesus walked on molten lava?
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
Not nearly enough, ignoramus.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
Ya really think so? You don't know beans about history,
either, apparently.
5. Moses!
Mythology!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one
up for J-C!
Nope. Your JC mythology is losing ground worldwide. It's
about time after all the damage it's done over the centuries.
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
Yep. We live in reality, not a dreamworld, like you fundies.
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school
teacher. Um, Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
You really shouldn't take all those drugs. They're
affecting what little is left of your mind.
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was
a gorilla.
I'll bet you cough a lot, if you beat your paltry chest
all the time.
If your father was a gorilla, you'd be a gorilla, too,
But, you are a different kind of ape. That is the
simple truth, oh ignorant one, though I know
you will take it as an insult.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Hearing voices in your head or just taking it on youself
to speak for your 'God' critter? You have yet to prove
that your volcano/war god/sky pixie exists.
Thank you and good night!
No one said you could leave, oh braindead one. We want
evidence that your volcano/war god/sky pixie exists. If you
can't even provide that, you're nothing.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 06:08:27 PM |
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In article <x6adnb8JDor1D9TeRVn-vQ@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
You don't know beans about biology or evolution, do you?
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year
old molten mass of rock."
Maybe Jesus walked on molten lava?
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
Not nearly enough, ignoramus.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
Ya really think so? You don't know beans about history,
either, apparently.
5. Moses!
Mythology!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one
up for J-C!
Nope. Your JC mythology is losing ground worldwide. It's
about time after all the damage it's done over the centuries.
I wonder in 2000 years from now which one will be remembered by more.
I'll put my money on Charles.
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
Yep. We live in reality, not a dreamworld, like you fundies.
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school
teacher. Um, Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
You really shouldn't take all those drugs. They're
affecting what little is left of your mind.
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was
a gorilla.
I'll bet you cough a lot, if you beat your paltry chest
all the time.
If your father was a gorilla, you'd be a gorilla, too,
But, you are a different kind of ape. That is the
simple truth, oh ignorant one, though I know
you will take it as an insult.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Hearing voices in your head or just taking it on youself
to speak for your 'God' critter?
Like our fearless leader.
You have yet to prove
that your volcano/war god/sky pixie exists.
Only in his booze/drug soaked mind.
Thank you and good night!
No one said you could leave, oh braindead one. We want
evidence that your volcano/war god/sky pixie exists. If you
can't even provide that, you're nothing.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 06:05:00 PM |
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"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
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3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
Two words?
Yep, that is pretty well the accuracy of your whole argument.
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| User: "Chris H. Fleming" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 06:36:23 PM |
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Katt wrote:
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year old
molten mass of rock."
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
5. Moses!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one up for
J-C!
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school teacher.
Um,
Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was a
gorilla.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Thank you and good night!
You people have the lowest fucking standards in *everything*, don't you...?
Reason, integrity, memory, consistency, scholarship, comprehension,
comedy...
'Alec Gimley, Christian Comic'. *Sheesh*!
Katt.
You forgot music.
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 06:42:25 PM |
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On 9 Oct 2005 16:36:23 -0700, "Chris H. Fleming"
<chris_h_fleming@yahoo.com> wrote:
Katt wrote:
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
1. You never see a monkey giving birth to a human!
2. God said, "Let there be Light," not "Let there be a 5 billion year old
molten mass of rock."
3. Two words: "Adam and Eve." 'Nuff said.
4. If there wasn't a flood we'd still have a bunch of Sumerians and
Canaanites running around.
5. Moses!
6. Jesus, 2000 years running, Darwin, 100 years. Chalk another one up for
J-C!
7. Have liberal athiests been right yet?
8. "Ooohh, oooh, I'm an elitist Darwinist biology high school teacher.
Um,
Mipsey, can I have another spot of chai?"
9. When I beat my chest its for my rheumatism, not because my dad was a
gorilla.
And the number 1 reason evolution is bogus is...
10. GOD SAYS SO!
Thank you and good night!
You people have the lowest fucking standards in *everything*, don't you...?
Reason, integrity, memory, consistency, scholarship, comprehension,
comedy...
'Alec Gimley, Christian Comic'. *Sheesh*!
Katt.
You forgot music.
In modern Christian music, I'd agree. But as far as music itself
goes, I must confess that some of the greatest works have been
composed in the name of religion. Few things can move a man's passion
nearly so much as his delusions. Sadly. :-/
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
\~---0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0---~/
The final act of any free mind
is to believe its own lie.
/~---0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0---~\
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| User: "DH" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
10 Oct 2005 09:38:10 AM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:qkajk1tm0d4b3jlo7ja996a757ut486r23@4ax.com...
On 9 Oct 2005 16:36:23 -0700, "Chris H. Fleming"
<chris_h_fleming@yahoo.com> wrote:
Katt wrote:
"Logos" <assdad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:mM-dnSpdFNj55NTeRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus
by Alec Gimley, Christian Comic
[snip]
You people have the lowest fucking standards in *everything*, don't
you...?
Reason, integrity, memory, consistency, scholarship, comprehension,
comedy...
'Alec Gimley, Christian Comic'. *Sheesh*!
Katt.
You forgot music.
In modern Christian music, I'd agree. But as far as music itself
goes, I must confess that some of the greatest works have been
composed in the name of religion. Few things can move a man's passion
nearly so much as his delusions. Sadly. :-/
--
The religious music of yesterday is like the religious music of today, the
dreck has been or will be forgotten.
However, the dreck of today does tend to have more mass-media outlets and
can find a market more readily, so you're probably more aware of it.
L8r,
Uncle Buck
\~---0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0---~/
The final act of any free mind
is to believe its own lie.
/~---0-0-0-O-o*O*o*O*o-O-0-0-0---~\
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons Evolution is Bogus |
09 Oct 2005 07:28:53 PM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
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In modern Christian music, I'd agree. But as far as music itself
goes, I must confess that some of the greatest works have been
composed in the name of religion. Few things can move a man's passion
nearly so much as his delusions. Sadly. :-/
Nah. A great work of music with a 'religious' text is just a musical work
with *some dust on its coat*: real music does not - cannot - divide its
loyalties; and so neither does a real composer.
Ya ever wondered why it is that the ayatollahs of the world are all so down
on music? Why they want to control it, ban it, preach against it, despise
it, cheapen it, restrict it, replace it? It's because they recognise that
music is deeper, more powerful, and more truthful, than the ***** they
peddle. Music, in psychological fact, is what religion *would like to be,
but isn't* -- and when those with the power to do so demand or commission
music with religious words attached, the only 'all-powerful personality'
that speaks through the result is that of *the composer*.
What's worth having in the 'Missa Solemnis' comes not from 'God', but from
*Beethoven* -- and is not 'about 'God'', but about *us all*. And none of
that has anything to do with the nitwit text or the ridiculous religious
'beliefs' which, by then, Beethoven didn't have anyway...
Katt.
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