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User: "Carl Rooker"
Date: 13 Dec 2004 11:43:27 PM
Object: Re: Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian
But Frank, if he did not publish such idocy, he would have nothing to
say....
God Bless
Carl
"Pastor Frank" <PF@christfirst.com> wrote in message
news:1102878918.bf47a6836bceb6830e85a9a3f0bdfeea@teranews...

Stop your idiotic proselytizing for atheism in our pristine Christian
NGs. I will post you over to them

"Family Man" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:sPIud.4873$Mp4.3006@lakeread07...

Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by

other

religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your

god.


9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the

Biblical

claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed

to

Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the

elimination

of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and

trees!


6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims

about

gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the

Holy

Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got

killed,

came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in

the

scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but

you

find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic

tribesmen

sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of
generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in

all

rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And

yet

you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove
Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you

think

that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do

about

the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.

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