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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"Bill Baker"
Date:	11 Jan 2005 11:14:11 PM
Object:	Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals

Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote in message
news:1105502640.951671.318370@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

While cruising down the highway to hell, Bill Baker left the
following black marks on a clean wall in Usenet:

Yes, you certainly do.

But I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God.

Sure, Max. Sure.

You're deluded. You're also going to hell. You're beyond help
because of your blasphemy, but others can be saved.

I think the deluded one here is you.

All you've preached in here is bullsh*t, Max.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Devil-possessed sinners always mistake the
Gospel for something less than it is. I preach salvation from sin --
and from homosexual urges.

Too bad you know so little about either, Max.

Sure, Max.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will keep reminding you. It's obvious
to everyone how deeply confused you are when it comes to the Truth.

It's obvious to everyone that you're really Max Varazslo.

No, it seems that you, Max, are obsessed with me.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I don't respond to your every post and
slander your wife's good name

Your wife has a good name? That's a surprise to me and everyone else.

-- if indeed any woman would have someone who goes to gay bars
and gets compliments from men.

So you think that someone who doesn't get compliments has a better
chance at attracting a mate?

Why did you dump some man when he turned thirty, Max?

I am not Max. If you want answers to such filthy questions you'll
ask someone who can answer them. What does the devil tell you to
believe?

The devil doesn't tell me anything because he is a fictional character.

In other words, you want to brainwash her.

No. I want to heal her spiritual disease.

That's what I said - brainwash her.

Yes, and we got a pretty good chuckle out of it, too.

You are easily amused.

Yes, especially when what's said is so amusing.

If you say so, Max.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I say so.

Sure, Max.

Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.

You will soon be at home with the damned of this earth -- in hell.

And I'll bet that gets you sexually excited, huh?

"Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the
children of them which killed the prophets." (Matthew 23:31)

It is you who slanders the Prophets of God every day.

Which "Prophets of God", Max? I haven't seen any around here. Only
deluded fools who claim to belong to "God's One True Church".

Why are you wasting your time preaching to homosexuals?

I waste very little. Most homosexuals feel so guilty about their
lifestyle choices that they frequently seek our a Spiritual Guide to
help them understand God's Will.

Pretending to know what other people are thinking, huh? Typical
Christian arrogance.

The trouble is that they're too full of demons to tay the course
and be truly saved. Many of them fall down and blaspheme the
Lord just as you did. You will soon join them in the Lake of Fire.

*Yawn* I'm so scared, Max.

Wouldn't your time be better spent praying for Satan's salvation?

Like you, Satan cannot be saved.

Why not? Where in the Bible does it say that?

Pray that Satan accept Jesus into his heart and be saved. That
way, there would be no more evil on earth.

There would still be homosexuals -- and they embody evil. Their
bodily orifices are direct conduits to hell.

But if "Satan" weren't there to tempt them, why would they continue
their "evil lifestyle"? If you think there would still be homosexuals,
then that means you don't really think that they're being deceived by
Satan.

After all, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that Satan can't
be saved.

But it says he will be defeated and confined in the Bottomless Pit.

But what if he got saved first?

And it does say "If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do
it." (John 14:14).

No True Christian would dare ask for such a thing.

Why not? It seems like a nice thing to ask for. Just think - an end
to all sin and no one else would ever go to hell! Isn't the reason why
you post to these groups to make sure as few people as possible go to
hell?

You are letting Satan speak through you even now. Soon his
demons will sodomize all blasphemers in the Lake of Fire -- and
you will take no pleasure in it.

How do you know?

Lying every day,
And putting blasphemers in their place,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're too funny, Max. When have you ever put me
in my place? I've only made dogmeat out of your psychotic delusions.

Reverend Dr. TRUTH

Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.

God's Deluded End Times Spokesman

--
Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do.
news:7908c278.0310181718.ac2f573@posting.google.com
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User: "Sam"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 02:33:30 PM

Andrealphus wrote:

?????! ????????! ???????????????????????????????6 ?????????????!

Look! I'm speaking in toungues! LOL!

Babel Fish...

http://world.altavista.com/

Speaking in toungues has been proven to be a fraud for years now.

glossalalia, aka speaking in tongues, the fine art of gibberish using
only the phonemes available in the speakers' native language (ie, an
english speaker speaking in tongues will not use the rolled 'r' from
spanish or the glottal stop from the !Kung people of africa)
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User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 02:44:40 PM

Andrealphus wrote:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor <

> wrote:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:36:36 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<

> wrote in message
news:<i6jac2-bs6.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 08:03:02 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<

> wrote in message
news:<3m6ac2-7403.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<

> wrote in message
news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism.
You come here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be
most interested in your confession.

Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I
thought you guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of
a deranged fundie preacher.

Yeah, he's a hoot.

Still, if the moron ever did figure out how to use his stupid news
client, he also would have learned how to trim news groups.

Curiosity begs that I ask:

1. Is this joker for real? (his "tongues" demo is crap)

He claims to be. Maybe he thinks he really is these people. Do
you know Japanese? What was he trying to say?

I don't, but my son does. I'll have to have him take a look at it.

Probably something like "blasphemers go to hell" or "a woman should
always submit to her husband" or some ***** like that.

Wouldn't be surprised at that. And, Japanese is a language readily
learned and available to anyone. So there's no great miracle here.

Think up what you want to say, one English to Japanese dictionary, a
little practice and bingo, instant phony spook words.

Well hells bells then. By dipshits way of thinking, I speak in many
tongues:
Maximum ist ein dummes moron (German)
Максимумом будет тупоумное moron (Russian)
Maximum is een stomme idioot (Dutch)
Ανώτατος είναι ένας ηλίθιος διανοητικώς καθυστερημένος (Greek)
And every word of it is true, I swear. It is just as true and factual
as gravity works.
(Sorry if the characters don't show up, but it is fun)
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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User: "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 05:50:59 PM

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

You are very rude -- and childish to boot. Do you think it's honorable
to call someone such a name -- and to leave out the apostrophe in a
possessive as well? I learned not to behave so foolishly in the First
Grade. Why haven't you? And you say you have children of your own?
What a shame for all of you!

way of thinking, I speak in many tongues:

But you got them all wrong.

Maximum ist ein dummes moron (German)

First of all, the name "Max" would not change in German, at least not
in the nominative case in which it appears in the sentence you've
chosen to translate. The German noun "Maximum" means "maximum." It is
never used as a proper name. Your online dictionary also didn't
translate the word "moron" at all. It simply left it untranslated --
and in the neuter gender, which is inappropriate here. All nouns are
capitalized in proper German unless they form part of a set adverbial
phrase. What you want to say is this:
Max ist ein dummer Schwachkopf, aber Thurgood ist ein Gottesmann.
You go on with your game...

=D0=9C=D0=B0=D0=BA=D1=81=D0=B8=D0=BC=D1=83=D0=BC=D0=BE=D0=BC =D0=B1=D1=83=

=D0=B4=D0=B5=D1=82 =D1=82=D1=83=D0=BF=D0=BE=D1=83=D0=BC=D0=BD=D0=BE=D0=B5 m=
oron (Russian)
Transliterated into Roman characters for those who do not have Cyrillic
fonts, this passage would read "Maksimumom budyet typoumnoye [moron]."
Again this is completely wrong. "Maksimum" is again the common noun
"maximum," here appearing in the dative case (denoted by the ending
-om) and meaning something like "to the maximum," The verb "budyet"
describes action taking place in the future. The adjective
"typoumnoye" means "dull-witted" but is in the neuter gender here
modifying the untranslated word "moron." In True Russian the proper
name would remain unchanged and the copular verb would be dropped
altogether in the present tense. For "moron" I have chosen "idiot,"
although "durak" (=D0=B4=D1=83=D1=80=D0=B0=D0=BA) would do just as well.
Maks tupoumny=C3=AF idiot, a Sorgud sluga Boga.
=D0=9C=D0=B0=D0=BA=D1=81 =D1=82=D1=83=D0=BF=D0=BE=D1=83=D0=BC=D0=BD=D1=8B=
=D0=B9 =D0=B8=D0=B4=D0=B8=D0=BE=D1=82, =D0=B0 =D0=A1=D0=BE=D1=80=D0=B3=D1=
=83=D0=B4 =D1=81=D0=BB=D1=83=D0=B3=D0=B0
=D0=91=D0=BE=D0=B3=D0=B0.

Maximum is een stomme idioot (Dutch)

Again, "Maximum" is not a proper name. Here you'll simply change
"Maximum" to "Max" and add the phrase "...maar Thurgood is een
Godsman."

=CE=91=CE=BD=CF=8E=CF=84=CE=B1=CF=84=CE=BF=CF=82 =CE=B5=CE=AF=CE=BD=CE=B1=

=CE=B9 =CE=AD=CE=BD=CE=B1=CF=82 =CE=B7=CE=BB=CE=AF=CE=B8=CE=B9=CE=BF=CF=82
=CE=B4=CE=B9=CE=B1=CE=BD=CE=BF=CE=B7=CF=84=CE=B9=CE=BA=CF=8E=CF=82 =CE=BA=
=CE=B1=CE=B8=CF=85=CF=83=CF=84=CE=B5=CF=81=CE=B7=CE=BC=CE=AD=CE=BD=CE=BF=CF=
=82 (Greek)
Transliterated, that's "An=C3=B3tatos e=C3=ADnai =C3=A9nas il=C3=ADthios di=
anoitik=C3=B3s
kathisterim=C3=A9nos" -- and completely wrong! "An=C3=B3tatos" is an adjec=
tive
meaning "supreme." The name "Max" is usually rendered in Greek by
"Maximilian=C3=B3s," but that can be shortened to "Max." However, proper
names in Greek are used with articles -- thus "o Max...," literally
"the Max..." "E=C3=ADnai" is right for "is," but "=C3=A9nas" is likely to =
be
left out unless you want to emphasize that he is only "one" of whatever
follows the copula. "Il=C3=ADthios" is indeed "stupid," but
"dianoitik=C3=B3s" is an adverb meaning "intellectually."
"Kathisterim=C3=A9nos" is a participle meaning "delayed" or "retarded."
Even you should know that the word "moron" is derived from Greek, but
using it with "ilithios" sounds somewhat redundant. What you want to
say is the following:
O Max e=C3=ADnai il=C3=ADthios, all=C3=A1 o Thorgoud e=C3=ADnai ipir=C3=A9t=
is tou Theou.
=CE=8C =CE=9C=CE=B1=CE=BE =CE=B5=CE=AF=CE=BD=CE=B1=CE=B9 =CE=B7=CE=BB=CE=AF=
=CE=B8=CE=B9=CE=BF=CF=82, =CE=B1=CE=BB=CE=BB=CE=AC =CE=BF =CE=98=CE=BF=CF=
=81=CE=B3=CE=BF=CF=8D=CE=B4
=CE=B5=CE=AF=CE=BD=CE=B1=CE=B9 =CF=85=CF=80=CE=B7=CF=81=CE=AD=CF=84=CE=B7=
=CF=82 =CF=84=CE=BF=CF=8D =CE=98=CE=B5=CE=BF=CF=8D.
or
O Max e=C3=ADnai mor=C3=B3s, all=C3=A1 o Thorgoud e=C3=ADnai ipir=C3=A9tis =
tou Theou.
=CE=8C =CE=9C=CE=B1=CE=BE =CE=B5=CE=AF=CE=BD=CE=B1=CE=B9 =CE=BC=CF=89=CF=81=
=CF=8C=CF=82, =CE=B1=CE=BB=CE=BB=CE=AC =CE=BF =CE=98=CE=BF=CF=81=CE=B3=CE=
=BF=CF=8D=CE=B4 =CE=B5=CE=AF=CE=BD=CE=B1=CE=B9
=CF=85=CF=80=CE=B7=CF=81=CE=AD=CF=84=CE=B7=CF=82 =CF=84=CE=BF=CF=8D =CE=98=
=CE=B5=CE=BF=CF=8D.
The meaning of the two sentences isn't identical, however. The first
means that Max is not intellectually sharp, while the second means he
is behaving foolishly.

And every word of it is true, I swear. It is just as true and

factual

as gravity works.

You are a liar! What purpose is served by such childish games? You
are also intellectually disingenuous. You didn't bother to verify the
accuracy of the Japanese phrase I posted yesterday, which I didn't
translate using any online application and which is perfectly correct.
If this is how atheists behave, I want none of their company.

(Sorry if the characters don't show up, but it is fun)

Some children are amused by Play-Doh, others by this puerile game.

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

If such persons are "useless," what do you propose doing with them?
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Speaker in Tongues
.

User: "Andrealphus"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 06:56:48 PM

Dr. Thurgood Tucker <father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote:

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

You are very rude -- and childish to boot. Do you think it's
honorable to call someone such a name

Only when it's true, dipshit.
--
"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 06:42:56 PM

Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

Thank you. I do try.
To bad it offends you. But then again, I do have the right to say what
ever I damn well please.
And if you don't like it, then you know what to do about it cowboy.

way of thinking, I speak in many tongues:

But you got them all wrong.

Gee, no one but you seems to think so.
At least none of your "followers" have posted saying I was wrong.

Maximum ist ein dummes moron (German)

< Snipage of language fun, which pudding head can't deal with >

Just a simple example of how, you don't have a leg to stand on when it
comes to your "tongues" example.
Of course, the example is so far over your head, you would need the
space shuttle to catch up to it.

Yeah, sure. That's what you say.
Of course, no one believes a word of what you say. But it's so much fun
to watch you get in a fluster about it.

(Sorry if the characters don't show up, but it is fun)

Some children are amused by Play-Doh, others by this puerile game.

Yes, and we grown-ups are really amused by the antics of you and your
"followers"
Funny, none of them seem able to post here, to defend you. I wonder why
that is?
You claim 5,000 of them. Well, none of them are here.
So much for your story.

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

If such persons are "useless," what do you propose doing with them?

Laugh my ***** off at them. As I do with you.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Ignorance	23 Jan 2005 11:30:43 AM

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Thank you. I do try.
From what I can see, you "try" very little. You just open your mouth

and let all your personal bitterness and rage pour out. Wouldn't it be
more beneficial in the long run to deal with such anger instead of
venting it on good people like me?

Why did you misspell "too"? Don't you know the difference? No wonder
you're still drinking coffee at Denny's.

bad it offends you. But then again, I do have the right to say what
ever I damn well please.

To a certain extent, you do. You are like a child who takes pleasure
out of smearing its own feces on the wall. Don't you think it's time
to grow up and do something that really makes a difference in the
world?

And if you don't like it, then you know what to do about it

A comma is required here.

cowboy.

Yes, I can correct all your errors -- if I have that much free time in
a day.

Gee, no one but you seems to think so.

Perhaps no one but me is qualified to point out your many errors. I'm
sure that if you find someone who speaks any one of these languages,
they will tell you I am right and you are woefully wrong.

At least none of your "followers" have posted saying I was wrong.

I don't have followers. I have brothers and sisters in Christ.

< Snipage

There should be two p's in "snippage."

of language fun,

As I said, you enjoy spreading feces on clean walls. Such maturity!

which pudding head can't deal with >

I am not a "pudding head," and I don't deal with ignorance. I shine
the Light of Truth into the black darkness of ignorance.

Just a simple example of how,

What purpose does that comma serve?

you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to your "tongues"

example.
Of course I do. You're the one who's relying on ignorance. Who don't
you do a Google search on your phony "renditions" as opposed to my True
Translations?

Of course, the example is so far over your head, you would need the
space shuttle to catch up to it.

Which example is that? The example of your mishandling of even the
English language, which is obvious to every literate person? Or the
example that you have no way of verifying which translations are
correct?

Yeah, sure. That's what you say.

It is. And what I say is right!

Of course, no one believes a word of what you say.

Many people believe everything I say. Truly intelligent people take
the time to verify my assertions before spouting cheap insults.

But it's so much fun to watch you get in a fluster about it.

I'm not in a fluster. I'm simply correcting your many errors and false
assumptions.

Yes, and we grown-ups

Intellectually speaking, you are no grown-up. Your behavior is
infantile in the extreme.

are really amused by the antics of you and your "followers"

I don't perform "antics" and I have no followers. Two more false
assumptions on your part have been shot down.

Funny, none of them seem able to post here, to defend you. I wonder

why

that is?

I have no followers. Members of my Holy Church have better things to
do with their time. However, Little Sister Worlean is here now and
will soon be joining me in posting to Usenet. Unless you can find
something worthwhile to say, however, we'll both be ignoring you. An
infantile brain can handle only so much of the Truth we have to
propound, and I apparently exceeded your intellectual capacity several
days ago.

You claim 5,000 of them. Well, none of them are here.

There are 5,000 members in Our Holy Church. None of them are my
followers. Several of them have addressed the group before. Is there
a particular one you'd like to hear from now? Crown Princess Keesha
Holloway, for instance? One day she will rule this nation as its Holy
Black Queen.

So much for your story.

I always report the Truth. The ignorant often fail to recognize it.

Laugh my *ss off at them. As I do with you.

Such constructive behavior. I'm sure it does much to make the world a
better place.
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Speaker in True Tongues
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Ignorance	23 Jan 2005 12:57:10 PM

Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Thank you. I do try.

From what I can see, you "try" very little. You just open your mouth

and let all your personal bitterness and rage pour out. Wouldn't it be
more beneficial in the long run to deal with such anger instead of
venting it on good people like me?

Why did you misspell "too"? Don't you know the difference? No wonder
you're still drinking coffee at Denny's.

bad it offends you. But then again, I do have the right to say what
ever I damn well please.

And if you don't like it, then you know what to do about it

A comma is required here.

cowboy.

Yes, I can correct all your errors -- if I have that much free time in
a day.

Gee, no one but you seems to think so.

Perhaps no one but me is qualified to point out your many errors. I'm
sure that if you find someone who speaks any one of these languages,
they will tell you I am right and you are woefully wrong.

At least none of your "followers" have posted saying I was wrong.

I don't have followers. I have brothers and sisters in Christ.

< Snipage

There should be two p's in "snippage."

of language fun,

As I said, you enjoy spreading feces on clean walls. Such maturity!

which pudding head can't deal with >

I am not a "pudding head," and I don't deal with ignorance. I shine
the Light of Truth into the black darkness of ignorance.

Just a simple example of how,

What purpose does that comma serve?

you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to your "tongues"

example.

Of course I do. You're the one who's relying on ignorance. Who don't
you do a Google search on your phony "renditions" as opposed to my True
Translations?

Of course, the example is so far over your head, you would need the
space shuttle to catch up to it.

Yeah, sure. That's what you say.

It is. And what I say is right!

Of course, no one believes a word of what you say.

Many people believe everything I say. Truly intelligent people take
the time to verify my assertions before spouting cheap insults.

But it's so much fun to watch you get in a fluster about it.

I'm not in a fluster. I'm simply correcting your many errors and false
assumptions.

Yes, and we grown-ups

Intellectually speaking, you are no grown-up. Your behavior is
infantile in the extreme.

are really amused by the antics of you and your "followers"

I don't perform "antics" and I have no followers. Two more false
assumptions on your part have been shot down.

Funny, none of them seem able to post here, to defend you. I wonder

why

that is?

You claim 5,000 of them. Well, none of them are here.

So much for your story.

I always report the Truth. The ignorant often fail to recognize it.

Laugh my *ss off at them. As I do with you.

Such constructive behavior. I'm sure it does much to make the world a
better place.

Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Speaker in True Tongues

You are a fraud. You have now shown yourself to be a fraud.
If your followers are to busy to post in your defense, (real people, not
your sock puppets), then obviously, you do nothing. As you have all the
time in the world to waste on this one atheist.
Oh, BTW, this is a post, not a doctoral dissertation. Your attempts to
point out spelling and grammatical errors show you for the puerile fool
that you are.
Arrogant, bigoted twit.
Oh, and who's going to rule? I have no king, and if you think I'd
follow some queen, you are sadly mistaken bub.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Al Klein"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 11:17:30 PM

On 22 Jan 2005 15:50:59 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> said in alt.atheism:

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

You are very rude -- and childish to boot. Do you think it's honorable
to call someone such a name -- and to leave out the apostrophe in a
possessive as well?

You posted religious ***** to alt.atheism. That means that you
agree to accept whatever opprobrium we heap on you, so why are you
complaining?
--
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H. L. Mencken
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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User: "Bard Kesnit"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	31 Jan 2005 03:51:02 PM

On 22 Jan 2005 15:50:59 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

You are very rude -- and childish to boot.

I thought you liked childish. Look at your wife! She's not
what anyone would call mature.

way of thinking, I speak in many tongues:

But you got them all wrong.

From the look of it, Karl isn't trying to be serious. If you
had any reading comprehension skills, you would realize that.
(However, I know that is a pretty big if.)

Maximum ist ein dummes moron (German)

First of all, the name "Max" would not change in German, at least not
in the nominative case in which it appears in the sentence you've
chosen to translate.

Yup, you have no reading comprehension skills. Why don't you
go back to first grade? Maybe you'll learn something.

In True Russian the proper name would remain unchanged

Wrong. The name would be translated as the first name and the
patronymic (since it doesn't look like anyone is being friendly here).

What purpose is served by such childish games?

As I said above, you like childish. We're just trying to put
things on a level you can understand and appreciate.

If this is how atheists behave, I want none of their company.

Then why don't you go away and go help your wife with
housework.

Some children are amused by Play-Doh, others by this puerile game.

So why are you playing it?

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

If such persons are "useless," what do you propose doing with them?

Send them to a deprogramming camp until they realize that they
have been lied to. Then retrain them to become functioning members of
society.
Bard Kesnit
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User: "Bill Baker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 06:51:55 PM

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:50:59 -0800, "Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood
Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> gave us ANOTHER good laugh in message
news:<1106437859.422915.186710@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:

Rev. [sic] Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Well hells bells then. By dipsh*ts

So why don't you demonstrate that you learned not to behave foolishly?

way of thinking, I speak in many tongues:

But you got them all wrong.

Whatever, Max.
<snip a bunch of "who cares">

And every word of it is true, I swear. It is just as true and factual
as gravity works.

You are a liar! What purpose is served by such childish games? You are
also intellectually disingenuous. You didn't bother to verify the
accuracy of the Japanese phrase I posted yesterday, which I didn't
translate using any online application and which is perfectly correct.
If this is how atheists behave, I want none of their company.

If you're an example of how Christians behave, we want none of your
company. Funny how that works out, huh?

(Sorry if the characters don't show up, but it is fun)

Some children are amused by Play-Doh, others by this puerile game.

And still others by posting phony messages under the false pretenses of
being a "True Christian".

There are none more ignorant and useless, than they that seek answers
on their knees, with their eyes closed.

If such persons are "useless," what do you propose doing with them?

Sentence them to posting idiotic posts to Usenet.

Lying every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH

Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.

Speaker in Tongues

--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #90:
"Ain't you never BLED out the butt hole"
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User: "Matty"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	23 Jan 2005 05:19:28 AM

On 2005-01-23 09:07:48 +1300, "Andrealphus"
<OHNOLETSGO@NARNIA.WHOCARES_2> said:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:36:36 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<i6jac2-bs6.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 08:03:02 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<3m6ac2-7403.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Bill Baker wrote:

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism.
You come here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be
most interested in your confession.

Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I
thought you guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of
a deranged fundie preacher.

He claims to be. Maybe he thinks he really is these people. Do
you know Japanese? What was he trying to say?

I don't, but my son does. I'll have to have him take a look at it.

Probably something like "blasphemers go to hell" or "a woman should
always submit to her husband" or some ***** like that.

IIRC, it can be replicated simply by simulating a certain area of the
brain by using a small electrical charge.
As they say, its all in your mind.
Matty
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User: "Jeff North"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	23 Jan 2005 10:11:38 AM

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 16:19:48 GMT, in alt.politics.homosexuality Bill
Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:

| On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 08:03:02 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
| <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
| news:<3m6ac2-7403.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
|
| > Bill Baker wrote:
| >> On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
| >> <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
| >> news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
| >>
| >>
| >>>Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism. You come
| >>>here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be most interested
| >>>in your confession.
| >>
| >>
| >> Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I thought you
| >> guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of a deranged fundie
| >> preacher.
| >>
| > Yeah, he's a hoot.
| >
| > Still, if the moron ever did figure out how to use his stupid news
| > client, he also would have learned how to trim news groups.
| >
| > Curiosity begs that I ask:
| >
| > 1. Is this joker for real? (his "tongues" demo is crap)
|
| He claims to be. Maybe he thinks he really is these people. Do you know
| Japanese? What was he trying to say?
|
| > 2. Why do you call him Max? (cause the doctor bit is a cover)
|
| Ah, that's easily explained. Someone in alt.parenting.solutions found him
| out when he was posting under the name of their cult leader, Mother
| Henrietta Hickey. He posted the information here:
|
| http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.parenting.solutions/msg/6520fa7c4afe70fd
|
| > 3. Where did you did this moron up from?
|
| Max has been posting to alt.politics.homosexuality since 1999 under the
| names of people such as Norman Boyd, Bernadette Strange/Templeton, Sister
| Sunshine, Lurlean Tucker and Rev. Dr. TRUTH, among others. You can tell
| it's one person, because no two of them ever post at the same time.
|
| > I have not seen anyone this funny since our own John Boatright. What is
| > he, a church of one?
|
| Apparently so. No one I've talked to who is from San Francisco (the city
| he's referring to when he says "New Sodom") has ever heard of Max's
| made-up cult.

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User: "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 04:25:38 PM

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Yeah, he's a hoot.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. It's disrespectful for you to call me a
"hoot" when I come here to help people find the Way and the Cure.

Still, if the moron

I am no moron.

ever did figure out how to use his stupid news client, he also would

have > learned how to trim news groups.
I sow to the four winds. Unlike Bill Baker's friend Max, I am not a
computer guru.

Curiosity begs that I ask:

1. Is this joker for real? (his "tongues" demo is crap)

It most certainly is not! That sentence may simply be beyond your
comprehension, but it's one you might hear in a Japanese store any day
of the week. I am no joker, but I am indeed real. I am Dr. Thurgood
Tucker, Man of God.

2. Why do you call him Max? (cause the doctor bit is a cover)

Bill Baker has been deeply deluded by the devil. Max was a white Jew
who worked for our Holy Church as a web guru for a few months in 1998
and 1999. He has never been linked with me, only with our Spiritual
Guide Grandmother Henrietta Hickey, our Holy Church's CFO -- Chief
Faith Officer. Perhaps Bill met him in a gay bar and they had a
falling out later. The Max who worked for Grandmother Hickey also
leaned towards atheism, and he took on preachers of religion in
alt.atheism years ago.

3. Where did you did

Did you did? Is that supposed to be a poem?

this moron up from?

I am no moron! And Bill Baker, liar, blasphemer, and patron of gay
bars, didn't DIG me up "from" anywhere. He likes to cover up the evil
that homosexuals do -- such as rimming, fisting, felching, and
barebacking -- and that's why he insults me incessantly and tells lies
about my beloved wife Lurlean.

I have not seen anyone this funny since our own John Boatright.

You must not get around much.

What is he, a church of one?

Not at all. Since the last witch hunt, there are at leave five
thousand members in our New Sodom congregation alone. Many are called,
but few are chosen. If our members can't obey our 1,600 simple rules
of conduct, we show them the door. If they deliberately violate those
sacred rules, we push them out it.

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

Yet in this country we have the freedom to worship as we choose. Would
you deny us that right? Bill Baker supports the rights of homosexuals
to rim, fist, felch, and bareback to their hearts' contect. What is
ethical about that?
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Helping the Heathen
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User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 06:57:27 PM

"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote in
news:1106432738.049922.133330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

I sow to the four winds. Unlike Bill Baker's friend Max, I am not a
computer guru.

No, you have no computer wisdom to share. No wisdom of any kind.
--
Enkidu AA# 2165
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then where does evil come from?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Attributed to Epicurus 341-270 B.C.E.
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User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 05:09:00 PM

Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Yeah, he's a hoot.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. It's disrespectful for you to call me a
"hoot" when I come here to help people find the Way and the Cure.

Still, if the moron

I am no moron.

Wanna bet?

ever did figure out how to use his stupid news client, he also would

have > learned how to trim news groups.

I sow to the four winds. Unlike Bill Baker's friend Max, I am not a
computer guru.

So you admit you are a troll.
Thanks for clearing that up.

Curiosity begs that I ask:

1. Is this joker for real? (his "tongues" demo is crap)

Proves nothing. Any one, (as pointed out by someone else in this
thread), can use on on line translator to convert an English phrase into
any language they want.
You just are not very good at it.

2. Why do you call him Max? (cause the doctor bit is a cover)

There is no more evidence for the devil, then there is for your god.
That is, unless you care to provide some for us to examine.

3. Where did you did

Did you did? Is that supposed to be a poem?

this moron up from?

You have a real fascination with the gay community. You know all their
terms, clearly know where they gay bars are, as you know where Bill goes
for entertainment. And can't seem to talk about anything else but the
gay community.
Why is that?

I have not seen anyone this funny since our own John Boatright.

You must not get around much.

Probably a hell of a lot more then you have.

What is he, a church of one?

Funny, no one has apparently heard of you. Then again, voices in your
head can block out the voices of those around you.

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

Does not say anything about your rights.
Oh, and are they doing all that stuff to you? If not, then what do you
care? According to your mythology, they will get the just rewards any
way.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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User: "Al Klein"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 11:21:15 PM

On 22 Jan 2005 14:25:38 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> said in alt.atheism:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Yeah, he's a hoot.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. It's disrespectful for you to call me a
"hoot" when I come here to help people find the Way and the Cure.

It's even more disrespectful of you to post that ***** in
alt.atheism.

Yet in this country we have the freedom to worship as we choose.

But the internet isn't "this country". The only 'rights' you have are
those in your contract with your provider, and posting religious
***** to alt.atheism isn't among them.

Bill Baker supports the rights of homosexuals
to rim, fist, felch, and bareback to their hearts' contect. What is
ethical about that?

What business is it of yours what 2 consenting adults do with each
other, as long as it's not illegal?
Hint: it isn't ANY of your business.
--
"If anyone comes to me, and does not hate his father, mother, wife, brothers, and sisters and even himself, he cannot be my disciple."
Luke 14:26
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User: "Bill Baker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 05:21:38 PM

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 14:25:38 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1106432738.049922.133330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Yeah, he's a hoot.

I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. It's disrespectful for you to call me a
"hoot" when I come here to help people find the Way and the Cure.

But a hoot is exactly what you are, Max. You have done nothing to
convince anyone that this cult of yours is real or that it's a group that
we'd want to join.

Still, if the moron

I am no moron.

You could have fooled us.

ever did figure out how to use his stupid news client, he also would
have learned how to trim news groups.

I sow to the four winds. Unlike Bill Baker's friend Max, I am not a
computer guru.

If you think it takes a computer guru to figure out how to use a news
client, then you are an idiot, Max.

Curiosity begs that I ask:

1. Is this joker for real? (his "tongues" demo is crap)

You go on believing that, Max.

2. Why do you call him Max? (cause the doctor bit is a cover)

Bill Baker has been deeply deluded by the devil. Max was a white Jew
who worked for our Holy Church as a web guru for a few months in 1998
and 1999. He has never been linked with me, only with our Spiritual
Guide Grandmother Henrietta Hickey, our Holy Church's CFO -- Chief Faith
Officer. Perhaps Bill met him in a gay bar and they had a falling out
later. The Max who worked for Grandmother Hickey also leaned towards
atheism, and he took on preachers of religion in alt.atheism years ago.

I wonder why it is, then, that Max's name is the *only* one that can be
found in a telephone book?

3. Where did you did

Did you did? Is that supposed to be a poem?

this moron up from?

I am no moron!

You sure act like one.

And Bill Baker, liar, blasphemer, and patron of gay bars, didn't DIG me
up "from" anywhere.

Well, that much is true. You've been posting to this newsgroup under
various names since before I started posting here.

He likes to cover up the evil that homosexuals do -- such as rimming,
fisting, felching, and barebacking -- and that's why he insults me
incessantly and tells lies about my beloved wife Lurlean.

No, that's just because you're an idiot.

I have not seen anyone this funny since our own John Boatright.

You must not get around much.

What is he, a church of one?

Not at all. Since the last witch hunt, there are at leave five thousand
members in our New Sodom congregation alone.

Since nobody has ever heard of your cult, I would have to say that this
statement is false. A congregation that size that does all the things you
say they do would have been in the newspaper at least once.

Many are called, but few are chosen. If our members can't obey our
1,600 simple rules of conduct, we show them the door. If they
deliberately violate those sacred rules, we push them out it.

And it was exactly your kind of people that Jesus preached against.

There are none more ignorant and useless, than they that seek answers
on their knees, with their eyes closed.

Yet in this country we have the freedom to worship as we choose. Would
you deny us that right?

Not at all, as long as you keep it to yourself.

Bill Baker supports the rights of homosexuals to rim, fist, felch, and
bareback to their hearts' contect. What is ethical about that?

What's ethical about supporting rights? Everything!

Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH

Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.

Helping the Heathen

You are the heathen.
--
Q. How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let's go ride a bike.
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User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	23 Jan 2005 03:43:30 PM

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:09:33 -0600, Bill Baker wrote
(in article <pan.2005.01.22.08.09.32.672399@postini.spamcon.org>):

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism. You come
here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be most interested
in your confession.

Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I thought you
guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of a deranged fundie
preacher.

Anytime I wish to laugh at a deranged fundie preacher I just have to walk
down the street a few blocks and ring Fred Phelps doorbell.
At least Phelps really believes the crap he spews, unlike this troll.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
�It's all very simple : you believe in a god, I don't. Theists first invented
the concept of god or gods, and the sceptical people said : "Huh?". It's been
downhill from there. ;-)� - Olrik
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User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	23 Jan 2005 03:52:11 PM

Harry F. Leopold wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:09:33 -0600, Bill Baker wrote
(in article <pan.2005.01.22.08.09.32.672399@postini.spamcon.org>):

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<

> wrote in message
news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism. You come
here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be most interested
in your confession.

Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I thought you
guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of a deranged fundie
preacher.

You have my sympathy. Being on the same planet as Phelps is bad enough,
but living that close to him, how do you stand it?
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	24 Jan 2005 07:17:02 AM

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 15:52:11 -0600, Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote
(in article <h1jdc2-vsq.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>):

Harry F. Leopold wrote:

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:09:33 -0600, Bill Baker wrote
(in article <pan.2005.01.22.08.09.32.672399@postini.spamcon.org>):

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:07:16 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<ohi7c2-qhj2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism. You come
here and preach. How nice. I'm sure your ISP will be most interested
in your confession.

Karl, I'm the one that cross-posted this to alt.atheism. I thought you
guys would get a laugh out of Max's impersonation of a deranged fundie
preacher.

You have my sympathy. Being on the same planet as Phelps is bad enough,
but living that close to him, how do you stand it?

I have had a few run-ins with Fred, the last one was particularly enjoyable.
In spite of threatening to picket my shop each and every Saturday morning he
has never again darkened my door, unlike any other he has so threatened.
10 of his clan against me and they could not scare me, nor out bible-thump
me. (They did continue to picket the Farmers Market half a block away each
Saturday but never again did they picket me, or park their cars in my stores'
parking spaces.
(I think I may have scared them a tad. Mmmmmmhahahahahah-ha!)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
�It's all very simple : you believe in a god, I don't. Theists first invented
the concept of god or gods, and the sceptical people said : "Huh?". It's been
downhill from there. ;-)� - Olrik
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	24 Jan 2005 07:29:04 AM

"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE1A516E005A1137F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
snip

Whatever in the world did you do to get rid of him?
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	24 Jan 2005 05:37:30 PM

On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 07:29:04 -0600, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <35kbgsF4mrtbvU1@individual.net>):

"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE1A516E005A1137F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...

snip

Whatever in the world did you do to get rid of him?

I just was myself. Didn't get at all nasty. I even smiled. Invited them to
come back anytime.
I felt so used when they didn't. Sob.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
America, making tomorrow's terrorists today.
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User: "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	21 Jan 2005 10:39:47 PM

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Probably because you have not earned it yet.

Perhaps not from you -- but I have earned it from my peers after a
lifetime of diligent study and hard work. What kind of "Rev." are you
anyway?

Respect is something earned, not given away.

I'm not asking for a giveaway. Simply show respect to the learned and
wise.

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism.

Not at all! I never initiate posts in alt.atheism. Certain evildoers
cross-post replies there, and I respond to them. I do not normally
preach to atheists.

You come here and preach.

But only to sexual deviates, never to atheists.

How nice.

I think so. Would you care to support our needy Ministry?

I'm sure your ISP will be most interested in your confession.

They already support my ministry. I have nothing against atheists.
Many of them are decent people, unmotivated by a fear of hell and a
desire for heaven, yet committed to a moral vision of the universe.
Others are not truly atheists, but anti-theists. Most atheists have
had trouble with a particular denomination, or even a single
congregation, and assume that all True Believers must be as prejudiced
and narrow-minded as the hypocrites they know. Did you know that most
religious leaders are unbelievers? We want to spread the Truth about
Religion and clear up anyone's misconceptions.

Oh, and first prove with objective evidence that this Jesus fellow

even

existed.

I have seen Him many times. He is alive inside the hearts of many, and
of course in His Holy Heaven too. If you join our Holy Church, you may
encounter Him too.

Then we can talk about what he did not say or teach.

If you wish to impose such limitations on yourself, so be it.

Then you are failing at it, and failing very well I might add.

I never fail.

Wow, mythical names. Kind of like your god.

My God isn't mythical. We refuse to use the names given to the locales
roundabout here by the Roman Catholic conquistadores and imperialists
of yore. Why don't you?

Typical. Putting Dr. in front of your name requires the double

lobotomy

of removing the centerers

What are "centerers," pray tell?

of the brain that help you say: "I don't know."

Why do you put a period in the middle of a sentence like that?

and "I was wrong."

I make both those statements whenever they are true.

Never meet a Ph.D yet that could say those 6 little words. But I got
news for bub, your human,

My human what?

you do, deal with it.

I may from time to time -- but I didn't in that post.

So am I, so what. That and $1.50 will get a cup of coffee at

Denny's.
It's gotten me a great deal more than that, thank Heaven. I avoid
Denny's. Their management is racist and they screw up the orders too
often.

Yeah, sure you do. Let's see an example of it. Or are you afraid to
have your claim examined?

Try this: "Ano kyoku wa itsumo uchi no shoobin ni aa da koo da to
nankuse o tsukete wa negiroo to shimasu." I don't speak Japanese quite
as well as a native would, but I can hold my own against any Shinto
priest.

Yup, a real putz.

That's disrespectful.

Fruit loop more likely.

Some people will never be convinced.

Sin, what ever that is, is part of your religion.

Yes -- which for us is the Ultimate Truth. You may not be comfortable
with the concept of "sin," but even you acknowledge categories of
wrongdoing.

By the way, it's your hell, you go there.

I have no part in the Lake of Fire. My name is written in the Book of
Life.

And the phony sputum of the lard,

What is that comma doing there?

is just as bogus as your god is.

Which is not at all! Why are you so hostile to Our Religion? Can't
you simply separate yourself from it and live without it in your life?
What purpose is served by your attacking it?

Does this mean I get to join Bill now?

Do you want to? He relaxes with his friends in gay bars, but he won't
tell anyone where.

Which god? There are just so many to choose from.

There is only One! You can't see the forest for the trees. Did you
ever pray? If so, what happened?

Funny how your bible

Bible.

thumping morons,

What purpose does that comma serve, brother?

did not seem to see the need for this, until they were suffering the
results of a NATURAL DISASTER.

We have an active mission in Thailand that saves children from
pedophiles and other homosexual predators. Evangelism is technically
against the law in Indonesia, which is the most populous Muslim nation
in the world. We do broadcast the Gospel in the Indonesian and
Javanese tongues from Singapore, however, in hopes of reaching the
hearts of the people in that backward country.

But now, not only do you flood over there, you make demands that they
start following your foreign religion,

We make no such demands. We merely preach the Truth to them and point
out the many errors in Islam. They are free to believe whatever they
choose, and even to debate with the missionary brothers who speak their
tongues. I speak a little Indonesian but no Javanese.

(which is cuz

I'm not your cousin.

it ain't theirs), before you give them food, water,

No. Those are entirely free.

medical aid

We practice faith healing, so trust in the Almighty is required before
we can perform a healing ritual.

and help.

We help them build homes even now -- homes complete with sacred
objects.

Nice. Perfect example of your mythical god

Our God isn't mythical to us.

and it's

It is what?

general attitude towards the human species.

We believe God loves humanity. It's because of His abiding love that
He sometimes punishes us for straying off the True Path. He put my
dear wife in a coma to test my Faith.

Only if you are going to allow them to come here and preach to you.
Otherwise, help, and shut up.

They are free to debate us at any time -- and many of them are already
here peddling their religions to any who will have them.

< snipage of garbage >

I never preach "garbage." Why are you so angry?

Do yourself a favor, go preach this sh**

Please avoid profane language. It offends me.

to someone that cares,

No one is forcing you to read a word of it.

and take it out of news groups that see you for the useless fool you

are.
I am neither useless nor a fool. Why are you so bitter and cranky?
Are you having a crisis of faith?

There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.

That may be why we always seek answers in the Book of Books.

Apostle of Dr. Lao

The man with seven faces?

Virgin

No wonder you're frustrated! Our Holy Church can arrange a marriage
for you if you agree to follow out 1,600 simple rules of conduct.
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Fountain of Facts
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	22 Jan 2005 12:06:03 AM

Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Yeah, like I said, putz.
*PLONK*
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Bard Kesnit"
Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals	31 Jan 2005 03:51:00 PM

On 21 Jan 2005 20:39:47 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote:

Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:

Probably because you have not earned it yet.

Perhaps not from you -- but I have earned it from my peers

All members of your group... Why should we take their word for
anything? Where can we find your dissertation? What have you published
(and in what publications)?

after a lifetime of diligent study

Of what? Your belly button? Obviously not the Bible. It
doesn't seem like you've ever read it, not to mention studying it!

Simply show respect to the learned and wise.

Which doesn't include you. So why are you asking for respect?
You've not shown us any reason to give you any.

Oh, so you freely admit to violating the FAQ of alt.atheism.

Not at all! I never initiate posts in alt.atheism. Certain evildoers
cross-post replies there, and I respond to them.

You can always remove alt.atheism when you reply. If you
don't, you have no basis to blame others for your posts.

I do not normally preach to atheists.

I thought that preaching was your job. Why don't you preach to
atheists? They would need it the most.

Oh, and first prove with objective evidence that this Jesus fellow
even existed.

I have seen Him many times.

Still having drug flashbacks? <g> Or do you mean you've seen
Him in paintings and on Catholic crucifixes?

Then we can talk about what he did not say or teach.

If you wish to impose such limitations on yourself, so be it.

Actually, Karl has a pretty good idea. If someone doesn't
believe, proving to them that Jesus actually did exist would be a good
place to start in order to convince them to convert.

Then you are failing at it, and failing very well I might add.

I never fail...

...except on days that end in "y."

Wow, mythical names. Kind of like your god.

My God isn't mythical. We refuse to use the names given to the locales
roundabout here by the Roman Catholic conquistadores and imperialists
of yore.

So you make up names based on nothing whatsoever.

and "I was wrong."

I make both those statements whenever they are true.

Maybe you should teach them to your wife. She refuses to admit
that she doesn't know everything and that she can be (and often is)
wrong.

Fruit loop more likely.

Comparing him to Fruit Loops is insulting to cereal.

Some people will never be convinced.

We know that. You and your group will never be convinced that
you don't know everything about homosexuality. You think standing
around outside gay bars is the best way to find out what gays are
like.
Why won't you walk away from the bars and get to know the gays
who don't go clubbing? The ones who have partners they are faithful
to. There are a lot of gay groups where you can find such people -
especially in San Francisco. (Actually, I know why you refuse to get
to know those gays. You know that they would prove all of your lies
are lies. You are too cowardly to face reality, so you find the few
who conform to your stereotypes and ignore the majority who prove you
wrong.)

By the way, it's your hell, you go there.

I have no part in the Lake of Fire. My name is written in the Book of
Life.

Just like your wife. If you ever repent of your sins, you will
get to go to Heaven. If you continue to sin and not repent, you will
be doing the "roasty-toasty" with everyone who put themselves and
their personal beliefs above God.

Why are you so hostile to Our Religion?

Because your religion is hostile to me.

Can't you simply separate yourself from it and live without it in your life?
What purpose is served by your attacking it?

You attack us. If you can't take it, don't shell it out.

[Bill] relaxes with his friends in gay bars, but he won't
tell anyone where.

Going to gay bars doesn't make someone gay. When I was in
college, the best dance club in the area was a gay bar. Straight and
gay students from all the colleges in the area would go there because
the music was good and someone under 21 could get in. (Those under 21
couldn't buy alcohol, but they could dance and socialize.)

Did you ever pray? If so, what happened?

I pray when I need help. Sometimes I get what I pray for.
Sometimes I still have to work things out on my own.

We have an active mission in Thailand that saves children from
pedophiles and other homosexual predators.

What about heterosexual predators?

But now, not only do you flood over there, you make demands that they
start following your foreign religion,

We make no such demands. We merely preach the Truth

Your truth, not the Truth.

to them and point out the many errors in Islam.

What do you know about Islam? Have you ever read the Qur'an?
Talked to an imam? Been to a mosque? Spent time with a Muslim family?

(which is cuz

I'm not your cousin.

"Cuz" is shorthand for "b