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"Bill Baker" |
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12 Jan 2005 05:14:11 AM |
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Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote in message
news:1105502640.951671.318370@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
While cruising down the highway to hell, Bill Baker left the
following black marks on a clean wall in Usenet:
Yes, you certainly do.
But I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God.
Sure, Max. Sure.
You're deluded. You're also going to hell. You're beyond help
because of your blasphemy, but others can be saved.
I think the deluded one here is you.
All you've preached in here is bullsh*t, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Devil-possessed sinners always mistake the
Gospel for something less than it is. I preach salvation from sin --
and from homosexual urges.
Too bad you know so little about either, Max.
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will keep reminding you. It's obvious
to everyone how deeply confused you are when it comes to the Truth.
It's obvious to everyone that you're really Max Varazslo.
No, it seems that you, Max, are obsessed with me.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I don't respond to your every post and
slander your wife's good name
Your wife has a good name? That's a surprise to me and everyone else.
-- if indeed any woman would have someone who goes to gay bars
and gets compliments from men.
So you think that someone who doesn't get compliments has a better
chance at attracting a mate?
Why did you dump some man when he turned thirty, Max?
I am not Max. If you want answers to such filthy questions you'll
ask someone who can answer them. What does the devil tell you to
believe?
The devil doesn't tell me anything because he is a fictional character.
In other words, you want to brainwash her.
No. I want to heal her spiritual disease.
That's what I said - brainwash her.
Yes, and we got a pretty good chuckle out of it, too.
You are easily amused.
Yes, especially when what's said is so amusing.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I say so.
Sure, Max.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
You will soon be at home with the damned of this earth -- in hell.
And I'll bet that gets you sexually excited, huh?
"Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the
children of them which killed the prophets." (Matthew 23:31)
It is you who slanders the Prophets of God every day.
Which "Prophets of God", Max? I haven't seen any around here. Only
deluded fools who claim to belong to "God's One True Church".
Why are you wasting your time preaching to homosexuals?
I waste very little. Most homosexuals feel so guilty about their
lifestyle choices that they frequently seek our a Spiritual Guide to
help them understand God's Will.
Pretending to know what other people are thinking, huh? Typical
Christian arrogance.
The trouble is that they're too full of demons to tay the course
and be truly saved. Many of them fall down and blaspheme the
Lord just as you did. You will soon join them in the Lake of Fire.
*Yawn* I'm so scared, Max.
Wouldn't your time be better spent praying for Satan's salvation?
Like you, Satan cannot be saved.
Why not? Where in the Bible does it say that?
Pray that Satan accept Jesus into his heart and be saved. That
way, there would be no more evil on earth.
There would still be homosexuals -- and they embody evil. Their
bodily orifices are direct conduits to hell.
But if "Satan" weren't there to tempt them, why would they continue
their "evil lifestyle"? If you think there would still be homosexuals,
then that means you don't really think that they're being deceived by
Satan.
After all, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that Satan can't
be saved.
But it says he will be defeated and confined in the Bottomless Pit.
But what if he got saved first?
And it does say "If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do
it." (John 14:14).
No True Christian would dare ask for such a thing.
Why not? It seems like a nice thing to ask for. Just think - an end
to all sin and no one else would ever go to hell! Isn't the reason why
you post to these groups to make sure as few people as possible go to
hell?
You are letting Satan speak through you even now. Soon his
demons will sodomize all blasphemers in the Lake of Fire -- and
you will take no pleasure in it.
How do you know?
Lying every day,
And putting blasphemers in their place,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're too funny, Max. When have you ever put me
in my place? I've only made dogmeat out of your psychotic delusions.
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
God's Deluded End Times Spokesman
--
Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do.
news:7908c278.0310181718.ac2f573@posting.google.com
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| User: "Dr. Thurgood Tucker" |
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| Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
15 Jan 2005 08:04:10 PM |
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Bill Baker wrote:
Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote in message
news:1105502640.951671.318370@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
While cruising down the highway to hell, Bill Baker left the
following black marks on a clean wall in Usenet:
Yes, you certainly do.
But I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God.
Sure, Max. Sure.
You're deluded. You're also going to hell. You're beyond help
because of your blasphemy, but others can be saved.
I think the deluded one here is you.
All you've preached in here is bullsh*t, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Devil-possessed sinners always mistake
the
Gospel for something less than it is. I preach salvation from sin
--
and from homosexual urges.
Too bad you know so little about either, Max.
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will keep reminding you. It's obvious
to everyone how deeply confused you are when it comes to the Truth.
It's obvious to everyone that you're really Max Varazslo.
No, it seems that you, Max, are obsessed with me.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I don't respond to your every post
and
slander your wife's good name
Your wife has a good name? That's a surprise to me and everyone
else.
-- if indeed any woman would have someone who goes to gay bars
and gets compliments from men.
So you think that someone who doesn't get compliments has a better
chance at attracting a mate?
Why did you dump some man when he turned thirty, Max?
I am not Max. If you want answers to such filthy questions you'll
ask someone who can answer them. What does the devil tell you to
believe?
The devil doesn't tell me anything because he is a fictional
character.
In other words, you want to brainwash her.
No. I want to heal her spiritual disease.
That's what I said - brainwash her.
Yes, and we got a pretty good chuckle out of it, too.
You are easily amused.
Yes, especially when what's said is so amusing.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I say so.
Sure, Max.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
You will soon be at home with the damned of this earth -- in hell.
And I'll bet that gets you sexually excited, huh?
"Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the
children of them which killed the prophets." (Matthew 23:31)
It is you who slanders the Prophets of God every day.
Which "Prophets of God", Max? I haven't seen any around here. Only
deluded fools who claim to belong to "God's One True Church".
Why are you wasting your time preaching to homosexuals?
I waste very little. Most homosexuals feel so guilty about their
lifestyle choices that they frequently seek our a Spiritual Guide
to
help them understand God's Will.
Pretending to know what other people are thinking, huh? Typical
Christian arrogance.
The trouble is that they're too full of demons to tay the course
and be truly saved. Many of them fall down and blaspheme the
Lord just as you did. You will soon join them in the Lake of Fire.
*Yawn* I'm so scared, Max.
Wouldn't your time be better spent praying for Satan's salvation?
Like you, Satan cannot be saved.
Why not? Where in the Bible does it say that?
Pray that Satan accept Jesus into his heart and be saved. That
way, there would be no more evil on earth.
There would still be homosexuals -- and they embody evil. Their
bodily orifices are direct conduits to hell.
But if "Satan" weren't there to tempt them, why would they continue
their "evil lifestyle"? If you think there would still be
homosexuals,
then that means you don't really think that they're being deceived by
Satan.
After all, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that Satan can't
be saved.
But it says he will be defeated and confined in the Bottomless Pit.
But what if he got saved first?
And it does say "If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do
it." (John 14:14).
No True Christian would dare ask for such a thing.
Why not? It seems like a nice thing to ask for. Just think - an end
to all sin and no one else would ever go to hell! Isn't the reason
why
you post to these groups to make sure as few people as possible go to
hell?
You are letting Satan speak through you even now. Soon his
demons will sodomize all blasphemers in the Lake of Fire -- and
you will take no pleasure in it.
How do you know?
Lying every day,
And putting blasphemers in their place,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're too funny, Max. When have you ever put
me
in my place? I've only made dogmeat out of your psychotic delusions.
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
God's Deluded End Times Spokesman
--
Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you
do.
news:7908c278.0310181718.ac2f573@posting.google.com
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
15 Jan 2005 09:02:31 PM |
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Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:
Bill Baker wrote:
Nothing at all. Like the rests of his posts.
Obviously, using a new news client. Not familiar with where the send
button is.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
16 Jan 2005 01:41:10 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 14:02:31 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<a3dob2-kmn2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:
Bill Baker wrote:
Nothing at all. Like the rests of his posts.
Obviously, using a new news client. Not familiar with where the send
button is.
No, Max is using Google Groups to reply like he always does. I must have
left him speechless. :-)
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #38:
"Do you all speak German at home? Do you put on leather boots and kick peoples
butt's at orgy's while you yell dirty German words at them?" --Lurlean makes
suggestions for a porn video featuring the governor of California
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
16 Jan 2005 03:07:12 AM |
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Bill Baker wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 14:02:31 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
< > wrote in message
news:<a3dob2-kmn2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:
Bill Baker wrote:
Nothing at all. Like the rests of his posts.
Obviously, using a new news client. Not familiar with where the send
button is.
No, Max is using Google Groups to reply like he always does. I must have
left him speechless. :-)
Oh well, that explains it then.
You'd think someone that was a "doctor" could figure out how to use a
simple software interface.
I wonder what he claims to be a "doctor" of? That is other then being a
doctor of mythology, bigotry, and moronic posting habits.
Hup, there I go again, making fun of higher education. Oh well.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: True Revelations About Homosexuals |
16 Jan 2005 03:32:06 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:07:12 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<6f2pb2-acr2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
Bill Baker wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 14:02:31 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote in message
news:<a3dob2-kmn2.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>:
Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:
Bill Baker wrote:
Nothing at all. Like the rests of his posts.
Obviously, using a new news client. Not familiar with where the send
button is.
No, Max is using Google Groups to reply like he always does. I must have
left him speechless. :-)
Oh well, that explains it then.
You'd think someone that was a "doctor" could figure out how to use a
simple software interface.
I doubt Max is really a doctor.
I wonder what he claims to be a "doctor" of? That is other then being a
doctor of mythology, bigotry, and moronic posting habits.
In other words theology? :-)
Hup, there I go again, making fun of higher education. Oh well.
--
Lurlean Lie #32:
"There's even a [curb] color that means 'whoredom allowed for two hours after
the bars close' out here."
news:1dcee589.0411242244.77748a37@posting.google.com
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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16 Jan 2005 01:40:02 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 12:04:10 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father-tucker@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1105819450.696610.20800@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
What happened, Max? Forget how to reply?
Bill Baker wrote:
Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote in message
news:1105502640.951671.318370@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
While cruising down the highway to hell, Bill Baker left the
following black marks on a clean wall in Usenet:
Yes, you certainly do.
But I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God.
Sure, Max. Sure.
You're deluded. You're also going to hell. You're beyond help
because of your blasphemy, but others can be saved.
I think the deluded one here is you.
All you've preached in here is bullsh*t, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Devil-possessed sinners always mistake the
Gospel for something less than it is. I preach salvation from sin --
and from homosexual urges.
Too bad you know so little about either, Max.
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will keep reminding you. It's obvious
to everyone how deeply confused you are when it comes to the Truth.
It's obvious to everyone that you're really Max Varazslo.
No, it seems that you, Max, are obsessed with me.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I don't respond to your every post and
slander your wife's good name
Your wife has a good name? That's a surprise to me and everyone else.
-- if indeed any woman would have someone who goes to gay bars and
gets compliments from men.
So you think that someone who doesn't get compliments has a better
chance at attracting a mate?
Why did you dump some man when he turned thirty, Max?
I am not Max. If you want answers to such filthy questions you'll
ask someone who can answer them. What does the devil tell you to
believe?
The devil doesn't tell me anything because he is a fictional character.
In other words, you want to brainwash her.
No. I want to heal her spiritual disease.
That's what I said - brainwash her.
Yes, and we got a pretty good chuckle out of it, too.
You are easily amused.
Yes, especially when what's said is so amusing.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, and I say so.
Sure, Max.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
You will soon be at home with the damned of this earth -- in hell.
And I'll bet that gets you sexually excited, huh?
"Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the
children of them which killed the prophets." (Matthew 23:31)
It is you who slanders the Prophets of God every day.
Which "Prophets of God", Max? I haven't seen any around here. Only
deluded fools who claim to belong to "God's One True Church".
Why are you wasting your time preaching to homosexuals?
I waste very little. Most homosexuals feel so guilty about their
lifestyle choices that they frequently seek our a Spiritual Guide to
help them understand God's Will.
Pretending to know what other people are thinking, huh? Typical
Christian arrogance.
The trouble is that they're too full of demons to tay the course and
be truly saved. Many of them fall down and blaspheme the Lord just
as you did. You will soon join them in the Lake of Fire.
*Yawn* I'm so scared, Max.
Wouldn't your time be better spent praying for Satan's salvation?
Like you, Satan cannot be saved.
Why not? Where in the Bible does it say that?
Pray that Satan accept Jesus into his heart and be saved. That
way, there would be no more evil on earth.
There would still be homosexuals -- and they embody evil. Their
bodily orifices are direct conduits to hell.
But if "Satan" weren't there to tempt them, why would they continue
their "evil lifestyle"? If you think there would still be homosexuals,
then that means you don't really think that they're being deceived by
Satan.
After all, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that Satan can't be
saved.
But it says he will be defeated and confined in the Bottomless Pit.
But what if he got saved first?
And it does say "If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do
it." (John 14:14).
No True Christian would dare ask for such a thing.
Why not? It seems like a nice thing to ask for. Just think - an end
to all sin and no one else would ever go to hell! Isn't the reason why
you post to these groups to make sure as few people as possible go to
hell?
You are letting Satan speak through you even now. Soon his demons
will sodomize all blasphemers in the Lake of Fire -- and you will
take no pleasure in it.
How do you know?
Lying every day,
And putting blasphemers in their place,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're too funny, Max. When have you ever put me
in my place? I've only made dogmeat out of your psychotic delusions.
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
God's Deluded End Times Spokesman
--
Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do.
news:7908c278.0310181718.ac2f573@posting.google.com
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #7:
"Still a praying for SCUM like you"
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17 Jan 2005 02:17:22 AM |
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On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 13:04:51 -0800, "Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood
Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> gave us a good laugh in message
news:<1105909491.867461.323980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
While cruising down the highway to ETERNAL hell at top speed, Bill Baker
smeared the following fecal matter on a clean wall in Usenet:
Sure, Max. Sure.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, not Max. You have been deceived -- again.
Whatever, Max.
That's not surprising since you've fallen for the devil's lies and
repeat them here practically every day. One of your group sent a
Japanese demon to afflict my computer yesterday.
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered up?
I have exorcised it and sent it screaming back to hell. You have failed
your dark master in hell yet again. Because of your blasphemy, there is
no way you can be saved, but if you stop terrorizing the People of God
your agonies in hell may be less. The choice is yours. You will never
defeat me because I have God Almighty and His Sacred Truth on my side.
Otherwise, when all your homosexual friends who wind up in heal realize
you've been leading them on, just imagine what they'll want to do to
your body in hell. It won't be pretty.
Oh, Max. You're so funny when you're deluded.
I think the deluded one here is you.
You think all kinds of stupid things besides that too. I am
enlightened, not deluded. You have been taken in by the devil.
The devil seems unable to take me in because he obstinately refuses to
exist. Isn't that rude of him?
Too bad you know so little about either, Max.
Again I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Gospel Preacher extraordinaire. You are
simply confused. Most homosexuals are -- and whether or not you're a
homosexual, you sin by lending your support to their evil acts. I know
enough about what God thinks about sexual perversions to preach against
them. Whatever paltry, fleeting thrills they give idiots like you don't
interest me.
Sure, Max. LOL!
Let's look at a few queer statistics.
So what?
<snip>
It's obvious to everyone that you're really Max Varazslo.
I hardly think so. Max Varazslo is a white Jew who's at least twenty
years younger than I am. He's also turned his back on God and the Truth
in search of a fast buck.
Everyone knows you're really Max, there's no use denying it now.
Your wife has a good name? That's a surprise to me and everyone else.
She certainly does -- in spite of the many slanderous lies you tell
about her.
Not from what I've seen.
Do you realize you will give account to God for every insult you've made
against her?
So what? According to you I'm going to hell anyway. What's biblegod
gonna do, huh? Double my eternity? ROTFL!!
She's a Holy Woman of God -- even if she is in a coma right now after
her attempts at snakehandling.
Oh, my. That's too funny. Why can't your cult just raise her out of the
coma? It shouldn't be much harder than raising someone from the dead,
which your cult claims to be able to do.
Mother Holiness has assured me that she will recover soon and that no
harm will come to our precious unborn baby. I've sent for her young
cousin Worlean to take care of the house in her absence. Cooking and
cleaning are a woman's work.
"Worlean", huh? Let's see...that's in addition to Lurlean, Purlean,
Gurlean, Shirlean, Earlene, Myrlene, and of course little Sizzlean.
Family reunions must be a laugh riot!
So you think that someone who doesn't get compliments has a better
chance at attracting a mate?
Who cares? In our Holy Church marriages are arranged. No one would
dream of looking for a "mate" in a filthy gay bar, much less the
compliments of sexual perverts. Is that where you found your "mate,"
Bill?
Y'know, Max, every time you talk about your cult you make it sound like a
group nobody in their right mind would want to join.
The devil doesn't tell me anything because he is a fictional
character.
The Bible says the devil is real.
Well, if a book says it, it must be true, huh? The phrase "you can't
believe everything you read" comes to mind.
All True Christian religious leaders agree. I have seen and fought
against the devil. You obviously serve the devil by spreading his lies.
I suppose it stipulates in your pact with him that you must pretend he
doesn't exist. That doesn't change the fact that he does.
And you pretending that he does exist doesn't change the fact that he
doesn't.
That's what I said - brainwash her.
Yes, that's what YOU said but you were wrong about that TOO. You're
wrong about virtually everything. The lesbian has a spiritual disease
that makes her prefer women over men sexually. I can cure that
aberration with exorcism and spiritual healing.
Yeah, your brainwashing techniques are probably pretty good.
Yes, especially when what's said is so amusing.
The Gospel Truth is not amusing to anyone who wants to avoid hell and
spend eternity in heaven.
But for those of us who know that hell is just a myth, it's very amusing.
Sure, Max.
Again I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of Truth. You have been fooled by
the devil. You will pay the ultimate price for your gullibility.
Hehehe...you believe in a man in red pajamas with a pitchfork who lives on
Venus and you call *me* gullible? That's too funny, Max.
And I'll bet that gets you sexually excited, huh?
I don't bet, and nothing you can do or say could ever begin to excite
me. You disgust me in the extreme.
Some people get their jollies off of being disgusted. You obviously enjoy
it, Max.
Which "Prophets of God", Max?
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Teacher of Truth. If you want Max's opinion,
you'll have to ask him. You will surely get the same answer from your
dark master the devil.
If you say so, Max. But your red pajamas man still obstinately refuses to
exist.
I haven't seen any around here.
That's because you're blind to spiritual matters.
Nah, I can see you deluded cult members' posts here all the time.
Only deluded fools
"Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
(Matthew 5:22).
Oh, dear! Now my eternity is going to be tripled! ROTFL!!!
who claim to belong to "God's One True Church".
No one who belongs to God's One True Church is a "deluded fool." Many
who have rejected membership in God's One True Church are deluded.
You just keep telling yourself that, Max.
Pretending to know what other people are thinking, huh? Typical
Christian arrogance.
I am a True Christian but I am in no way arrogant. Homosexuals are
rejected and spat upon by sociery at large, because of their many
depravities. Many come to God's True Church seeking a cure. The
trouble is that they are mostly unwilling to renounce the pleasures of
the flesh in order to be saved.
The phrase, "God save me from your followers" comes to mind here.
*Yawn* I'm so scared, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God, and you should be scared. You
shall surely burn.
At least I'm willing to burn for my beliefs. Can you say the same about
yours? Are you willing to go to Muslim hell if Islam turns out to be the
correct religion? And don't say "it won't happen". I'm asking what if it
did.
Why not? Where in the Bible does it say that?
Isaiah 14:9. Like you, the devil has blasphemed the Lord and can never
be saved.
Isaiah 14:9 is about the king of Babylon. And nowhere does it say that
the devil blasphemed the Lord. You know what the Bible says about people
who add to it, don't you?
But if "Satan" weren't there to tempt them, why would they continue
their "evil lifestyle"?
They are also seduced by the world and the flesh, in addition to the
devil.
So what you're basically saying is that Satan is irrelevant and probably
mythical.
If you think there would still be homosexuals, then that means you
don't really think that they're being deceived by Satan.
All of you have been deceived by Satan. He uses many strategies to
bring sinners down and drag them through the muck.
But if Satan weren't there to tempt them, either there won't be any more
homosexuals, or Satan has nothing to do with them being homosexual.
But what if he got saved first?
It's impossible, for him and for you.
Not according to Luke 18:27.
Why not? It seems like a nice thing to ask for. Just think - an end
to all sin and no one else would ever go to hell! Isn't the reason why
you post to these groups to make sure as few people as possible go to
hell?
That takes more effort than a simple prayer. Sinners must say no to sin
before they can be saved.
So what if Satan says no to sin?
How do you know?
God told me so.
Listening to voices in your head huh, Max? Tell me, do the voices ever
come from the neighbor's dog?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're too funny, Max.
I am Thurgood Tucker. Have you lost your mind? I hope you got a good
price for your soul. One day you'll regret selling it to the devil.
I received a free mind, which I value above all else. Even if it turns
out that you were right and Satan does exist, I would have no regrets.
When have you ever put me in my place?
Every day I refute one of your many lies.
Like I said, when has that ever happened?
I've only made dogmeat out of your psychotic delusions.
I have no delusions, and you have done nothing to deter my preaching. I
can defeat any demon your covens send to attack me.
Thank you for providing us with an example of those delusions.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
But headed in the opposite direction from hell-bound blasphemers named
Bill.
Those are the sweetest words I could ever hope to hear.
Lying every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
God's End Times Spokesman
Bill Baker Candid Confession #1
"I was just about to go to an orgy with 5 other guys when I stopped to
read your usenet post."
news:kiJ4b.17399$Om1.2669@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net
That was funny, wasn't it? Lurlean was so stupid she couldn't even
recognize sarcasm.
Bill Baker Candid Confession #4
Speaking of felching: "I defend their right to do it."
news:pan.2003.12.29.05.28.22.929371@postini.spamcon.org
Nothing for me to be ashamed of here.
Lurlean hasn't yet admitted to this lie yet, though:
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Lurlean Lie #22:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different states."
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18 Jan 2005 03:25:29 AM |
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 13:04:51 -0800, "Max Varazslo posting as Dr.
Thurgood Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> gave us a good laugh in
message news:1105909491.867461.323980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered up?
Wouldn't that have been "Kamehameha!!!" LOL! I love Dragon Ball Z!
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"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
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18 Jan 2005 01:01:13 PM |
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<OHNOLETSGO@NARNIA.WHOCARES_2> wrote in message
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 13:04:51 -0800, "Max Varazslo posting as Dr.
Thurgood Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> gave us a good laugh in
message news:1105909491.867461.323980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered up?
Wouldn't that have been "Kamehameha!!!"
Actually, the "haha!" was a reference to Speed Racer.
LOL! I love Dragon Ball Z!
Me too. I have some of the DVDs and most of the mangas.
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Funny Sister Lurlean quote #76:
"They just elected a uncut ex Nazi as governor of California. I'm afraid he's
gonna come down here and GROPE me." --Lurlean demonstrates her paranoid
delusions.
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18 Jan 2005 03:16:36 AM |
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While cruising down the highway to ETERNAL hellfire, Bill Baker left
the following foul-smelling mess in Usenet:
Whatever, Max.
Whatever I say is indeed true -- and I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, not Max.
You are ignorant of the facts. I suggest you take the time to educate
yourself to the facts.
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence
with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered
up?
No. The demons were chattering in Japanese, and one of them left a
blasphemous message in that strange tongue among my sermons.
Oh, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Why do you insist on showing your ignorance?
You're so funny when you're deluded.
But I'm not deluded. You are. I don't think you're the least bit
funny. I almost pity you -- but I know you've brought your fate on
yourself by way of your blasphemy and scorn for Holy People and Holy
Things. That's why I refuse to heal AIDS victims -- and why our Holy
Church is pulling out of Godless Indonesia. The corrupt government
there has warned our people not to preach the Gospel to the heathen
natives. That's what they really need -- not food, water, and
clothing, but the Gospel. If they don't want our preaching, they don't
deserve our care either. God flooded their island homes for a reason.
God's will be done! Amen.
The devil seems unable to take me in
But he already has. You are his trained parrot. You repeat all his
lies.
because he obstinately refuses to exist. Isn't that rude of him?
He not only exists -- he possesses your soul!
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Repeat that ten times to fix it in your
memory.
LOL!
You won't laugh in hell.
So what?
You want to cover up the truth about the homosexual lifestyle. Many
homosexuals are killers.
<snip>
Can't handle the Truth?
Everyone knows you're really Max, there's no use denying it now.
People can't "know" that I am anyone but Dr. Thurgood Tucker. You may
have convinced idiots to believe your lies, but that's their problem.
If they have no more respect for the People of God than you do, they
will go to hell along with you. They will blame you for misleading
them and they will show no mercy to you.
Not from what I've seen.
As I said, you are blinded to the Truth.
So what? According to you I'm going to hell anyway. What's biblegod
The God of the Bible -- your Creator and your Judge!
gonna do, huh? Double my eternity? ROTFL!!
He can increase your agony in the Pit. Demons may sodomize you
endlessly, scalding you with their red hot semen. Have you noticed
that the person on the receiving end of sodomy rarely gets an erection?
That's because it's painful. Imagine how much more painful it will be
with demons ripping into your bowels with their prickly penises.
Oh, my. That's too funny.
It is not funny that my dear wife is incapacitated! You will regret
writing that about her.
Why can't your cult
I am not involved in any cult. Remember that.
just raise her out of the coma?
That can take time. She will walk again.
It shouldn't be much harder than raising someone from the dead,
which your cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. You really are ignorant, aren't
you?
claims to be able to do.
God has His reasons for keeping her in a coma, probably to teach me how
much I miss her delicious cooking.
"Worlean", huh? Let's see...that's in addition to Lurlean, Purlean,
Gurlean, Shirlean, Earlene, Myrlene, and of course little Sizzlean.
I am not aware of any relatives of Lurlean's named Sizzlean.
Family reunions must be a laugh riot!
No. They're religious experiences. You've probably never had one.
Y'know, Max,
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will correct you every time, even if you
are incorrigible.
every time you talk about your cult
Yet again, I am not involved in any cult. Why don't you tell us about
your participation in the devil's cult of lies? Or about ow much
you're doing to advance the homosexual agenda?
you make it sound like a group nobody in their right mind would want
to
join.
Once you get back in your right mind, if indeed that ever happens, you
may be qualified to make such a statement, but not until.
Well, if a book says it, it must be true, huh?
The Holy Bible is the Word of God -- and no ordinary book.
The phrase "you can't believe everything you read" comes to mind.
That phrase doesn't apply to the Holy Bible.
And you pretending that he does exist doesn't change the fact that he
doesn't.
As I told you, I have seen the devil and fought with him. I pushed him
out of my bedroom just a few days ago.
Yeah, your brainwashing techniques are probably pretty good.
I don't brainwash anyone. I liberate perverts from their evil
impulses. I heal homosexuals if they're willing to repent.
But for those of us who know that hell is just a myth, it's very
amusing.
Hell is no myth -- as you'll find out soon enough. You will spend
eternity there, burning in agony, crying out for mercy that will never
come.
Hehehe...you believe in a man in red pajamas with a pitchfork who
lives on
Venus and you call *me* gullible?
The devil doesn't wear "red pajamas" and doesn't live on Venus. He
misleads ignorant people and tempts them to commit blasphemy and
sodomy, among other sins.
That's too funny, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. You are an idiot. The Gospel is not funny.
Hell is real, and soon you will feel its fires on your flesh.
Some people get their jollies off of being disgusted. You obviously
enjoy
it, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I take no pleasure in any part of your evil
actions. I oppose them in God's name.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Preacher of Gospel Truth. Everything I
preach is true.
But your red pajamas man still obstinately refuses to exist.
Satan, however, is real. He doesn't wear pajamas. He dupes gullible
people every day, however.
Nah, I can see you deluded cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. If you care about cult activity,
try putting a stop to what the devil is doing through you. You hope to
trap ignorant people in your web of lies and take them to hell with
you.
members' posts here all the time.
Since I am not involved in anything resembling a cult, that's
impossible. Do you mean YOUR cult of lies and homosexual lust?
Oh, dear! Now my eternity is going to be tripled! ROTFL!!!
You agony in hell may be sextupled -- every day!
You just keep telling yourself that, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, God's Spokesman. It is you who repeats lies
ad infinitum, not me.
The phrase, "God save me from your followers" comes to mind here.
Whose mind? Do you have any left?
At least I'm willing to burn for my beliefs. Can you say the same
about
yours? Are you willing to go to Muslim hell if Islam turns out to be
the
correct religion? And don't say "it won't happen". I'm asking what
if it
did.
The devil uses a lot of idiotic "what ifs" to spread his lies. I have
no use for them.
Isaiah 14:9 is about the king of Babylon.
Which king? Satan reigned over Babylon just as he does over Unholywood
today -- and most of New Sodom too. That verse refers to him.
And nowhere does it say that the devil blasphemed the Lord. You know
what > the Bible says about people who add to it, don't you?
I have added nothing. I have clarified the meaning of the Sacred Text.
For those whom God has utterly rejected, there can be no
clarification.
So what you're basically saying is that Satan is irrelevant and
probably
mythical.
Not at all. Satan devised the evil of homosexuality. He keeps it
alive through the homosexual agenda. But even if he ceased to exist
there would be human sinners who would keep homosexual lust burning
brightly in the dark night of sin.
But if Satan weren't there to tempt them, either there won't be any
more
homosexuals, or Satan has nothing to do with them being homosexual.
Satan devised homosexuality. He is its author.
Not according to Luke 18:27.
It isn't a matter of being possible. There are many things God won't
do even though He can.
So what if Satan says no to sin?
He won't. More "what ifs" from the Pit of Hell!
Listening to voices in your head huh, Max?
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. If you want Max's opinion, you'll have to
ask him directly. If you persist in calling me Max, I will cut you off
as well. I can tolerate only so much of your rudeness.
Tell me, do the voices ever come from the neighbor's dog?
That's a stupid question even for you.
I received a free mind, which I value above all else.
Why did you toss it away so carelessly?
Even if it turns out that you were right and Satan does exist, I
would
have no regrets.
You will when Satan sodomizes you in hell.
Like I said, when has that ever happened?
Refer to my previous post for the answer, ignoramus.
Thank you for providing us with an example of those delusions.
I have no delusions.
Those are the sweetest words I could ever hope to hear.
You won't think so once you reach your destination -- the Lake of Fire.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
I never lie. You lie almost every day, and you repeat the same lies
again and again.
That was funny, wasn't it? Lurlean was so stupid she couldn't even
recognize sarcasm.
Lurlean is not stupid. She took you at your word.
Nothing for me to be ashamed of here.
Fine. When someone gets sick or dies from having felched with your
blessing, their blood will be on your hands.
Lurlean hasn't yet admitted to this lie yet, though:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different
states."
How can you be sure that's a lie? What if she sent flyers to dozens of
orgy sites mentioning your name?
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Man of Almighty God
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:16:36 -0800, "Max Varazslo posting as Dr. Thurgood
Tucker" <father-tucker@wowmail.com> gave us ANOTHER good laugh in message
news:<1106018196.796102.227220@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
While cruising down the highway to ETERNAL hellfire, Bill Baker left the
following foul-smelling mess in Usenet:
Whatever, Max.
Whatever I say is indeed true -- and I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, not Max.
You are ignorant of the facts. I suggest you take the time to educate
yourself to the facts.
I already have, Max.
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered up?
No. The demons were chattering in Japanese, and one of them left a
blasphemous message in that strange tongue among my sermons.
Right. Why attribute something to a virus or a bug when you can easily
attribute it to a demon? LOL!
Oh, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Why do you insist on showing your ignorance?
What ignorance is that, Max?
You're so funny when you're deluded.
But I'm not deluded. You are.
You go on believing that, Max.
I don't think you're the least bit funny.
Too bad. I find you absolutely hilarious.
I almost pity you -- but I know you've brought your fate on yourself by
way of your blasphemy and scorn for Holy People and Holy Things.
Such a high opinion you have of yourself!
That's why I refuse to heal AIDS victims -- and why our Holy Church is
pulling out of Godless Indonesia. The corrupt government there has
warned our people not to preach the Gospel to the heathen natives.
That's what they really need -- not food, water, and clothing, but the
Gospel. If they don't want our preaching, they don't deserve our care
either. God flooded their island homes for a reason. God's will be
done! Amen.
It's just as well. Anyone who would withhold food, water and clothing
just because they can't brainwash the locals doesn't deserve to speak for
God.
The devil seems unable to take me in
But he already has. You are his trained parrot. You repeat all his
lies.
Nope, I speak the truth.
because he obstinately refuses to exist. Isn't that rude of him?
He not only exists -- he possesses your soul!
Nobody possesses anything of mine.
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Repeat that ten times to fix it in your
memory.
Sure, Max.
LOL!
You won't laugh in hell.
All the more reason I should laugh now, wouldn't you say?
So what?
You want to cover up the truth about the homosexual lifestyle. Many
homosexuals are killers.
Many more heterosexuals are killers.
<snip>
Can't handle the Truth?
I don't know. Why don't you try posting some and I'll let you know?
Everyone knows you're really Max, there's no use denying it now.
People can't "know" that I am anyone but Dr. Thurgood Tucker.
Sure we can, Max.
You may have convinced idiots to believe your lies,
Why would I want to convince you?
but that's their problem. If they have no more respect for the People of
God than you do, they will go to hell along with you. They will blame
you for misleading them and they will show no mercy to you.
*Yawn*
Not from what I've seen.
As I said, you are blinded to the Truth.
No truth has come from your direction yet.
So what? According to you I'm going to hell anyway. What's biblegod
The God of the Bible -- your Creator and your Judge!
Biblegod.
gonna do, huh? Double my eternity? ROTFL!!
He can increase your agony in the Pit. Demons may sodomize you
endlessly, scalding you with their red hot semen. Have you noticed that
the person on the receiving end of sodomy rarely gets an erection?
And I take it you've noticed this? Were you on the giving end or the
receiving end?
That's because it's painful.
Ah, the receiving end. I see.
Imagine how much more painful it will be with demons ripping into your
bowels with their prickly penises.
Hehehe...you do have an active imagination.
Oh, my. That's too funny.
It is not funny that my dear wife is incapacitated!
It's funny that the things your cult does to people puts them into a coma.
You will regret writing that about her.
Blah, blah, blah.
Why can't your cult
I am not involved in any cult. Remember that.
I do remember your cult.
just raise her out of the coma?
That can take time. She will walk again.
So it takes more time to raise people out of a coma than raising them from
the dead? I would think it would be the other way around.
It shouldn't be much harder than raising someone from the dead, which
your cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. You really are ignorant, aren't
you?
I may be ignorant about some things, but I'm certainly not ignorant to the
fact that you're in a cult.
claims to be able to do.
God has His reasons for keeping her in a coma, probably to teach me how
much I miss her delicious cooking.
Or maybe to teach you that you belong to a dangerous cult.
"Worlean", huh? Let's see...that's in addition to Lurlean, Purlean,
Gurlean, Shirlean, Earlene, Myrlene, and of course little Sizzlean.
I am not aware of any relatives of Lurlean's named Sizzlean.
She was mentioned by Purlean:
Me: "Purlean?" Oh, brother... Who's next? Sizzlean?
Purlean: She's only three, so it'll be years before she starts a preaching
here.
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Family reunions must be a laugh riot!
No. They're religious experiences. You've probably never had one.
Family reunions or religious experiences? I've had both.
Y'know, Max,
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will correct you every time, even if you
are incorrigible.
Do whatever you want, Max.
every time you talk about your cult
Yet again, I am not involved in any cult. Why don't you tell us about
your participation in the devil's cult of lies? Or about ow much you're
doing to advance the homosexual agenda?
Well I could, but I would be lying. Of course I would admit I was lying,
unlike you, because that's how honest I am.
you make it sound like a group nobody in their right mind would want to
join.
Once you get back in your right mind, if indeed that ever happens, you
may be qualified to make such a statement, but not until.
I've been in my right mind ever since I left Christianity.
Well, if a book says it, it must be true, huh?
The Holy Bible is the Word of God -- and no ordinary book.
Prove it.
The phrase "you can't believe everything you read" comes to mind.
That phrase doesn't apply to the Holy Bible.
In your opinion.
And you pretending that he does exist doesn't change the fact that he
doesn't.
As I told you, I have seen the devil and fought with him. I pushed him
out of my bedroom just a few days ago.
Yes, yes. I know all about your delusions. The sixties must have really
been good to you.
Yeah, your brainwashing techniques are probably pretty good.
I don't brainwash anyone. I liberate perverts from their evil impulses.
I heal homosexuals if they're willing to repent.
That's what I said - your brainwashing techniques are probably pretty good.
But for those of us who know that hell is just a myth, it's very
amusing.
Hell is no myth -- as you'll find out soon enough. You will spend
eternity there, burning in agony, crying out for mercy that will never
come.
While you're up in heaven watching and masturbating furiously, right?
Hehehe...you believe in a man in red pajamas with a pitchfork who lives
on Venus and you call *me* gullible?
The devil doesn't wear "red pajamas" and doesn't live on Venus.
Oh really? I thought that's where your cult teaches hell is.
He misleads ignorant people and tempts them to commit blasphemy and
sodomy, among other sins.
The devil must be pretty weak and stupid then. He should forget about all
the other sins and just tempt everyone to blaspheme the holy spirit. That
would make his job a lot easier.
That's too funny, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. You are an idiot. The Gospel is not funny.
Hell is real, and soon you will feel its fires on your flesh.
I still think it's funny, Max.
Some people get their jollies off of being disgusted. You obviously
enjoy it, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I take no pleasure in any part of your evil
actions. I oppose them in God's name.
You seem to take a lot of pleasure in telling me I'm going to burn in hell.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Preacher of Gospel Truth. Everything I preach
is true.
If you think so, Max.
But your red pajamas man still obstinately refuses to exist.
Satan, however, is real. He doesn't wear pajamas. He dupes gullible
people every day, however.
Yeah, that's evidenced by the number of people in your cult.
Nah, I can see you deluded cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. If you care about cult activity,
try putting a stop to what the devil is doing through you. You hope to
trap ignorant people in your web of lies and take them to hell with you.
How can I take people to a place that doesn't exist?
members' posts here all the time.
Since I am not involved in anything resembling a cult, that's
impossible. Do you mean YOUR cult of lies and homosexual lust?
No, I mean your cult.
Oh, dear! Now my eternity is going to be tripled! ROTFL!!!
You agony in hell may be sextupled -- every day!
If it's far away from people like you, every moment will feel like heaven.
You just keep telling yourself that, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, God's Spokesman. It is you who repeats lies
ad infinitum, not me.
You just keep telling yourself that, Max.
The phrase, "God save me from your followers" comes to mind here.
Whose mind? Do you have any left?
More of one than you could ever imagine.
At least I'm willing to burn for my beliefs. Can you say the same about
yours? Are you willing to go to Muslim hell if Islam turns out to be the
correct religion? And don't say "it won't happen". I'm asking what if it
did.
The devil uses a lot of idiotic "what ifs" to spread his lies. I have
no use for them.
In other words, you are afraid to answer the question, as it would expose
the weakness of your beliefs.
Isaiah 14:9 is about the king of Babylon.
Which king? Satan reigned over Babylon just as he does over Unholywood
today -- and most of New Sodom too. That verse refers to him.
Adding to the Bible again, I see. Nowhere in that chapter does it say
it's referring to Satan.
And nowhere does it say that the devil blasphemed the Lord. You know
what the Bible says about people who add to it, don't you?
I have added nothing. I have clarified the meaning of the Sacred Text.
For those whom God has utterly rejected, there can be no clarification.
Oh, yes. The ultimate excuse for adding things to the Bible.
"Clarification".
So what you're basically saying is that Satan is irrelevant and
probably mythical.
Not at all. Satan devised the evil of homosexuality. He keeps it alive
through the homosexual agenda. But even if he ceased to exist there
would be human sinners who would keep homosexual lust burning brightly
in the dark night of sin.
So Satan is irrelevant.
But if Satan weren't there to tempt them, either there won't be any
more homosexuals, or Satan has nothing to do with them being
homosexual.
Satan devised homosexuality. He is its author.
But if the author doesn't write anything, how can it be published?
Not according to Luke 18:27.
It isn't a matter of being possible. There are many things God won't do
even though He can.
Ah, so it is possible for Satan to be saved. Maybe God won't do it
because nobody has had enough faith to pray to him for it.
So what if Satan says no to sin?
He won't. More "what ifs" from the Pit of Hell!
How do you know he won't? You've never tried praying for him.
Listening to voices in your head huh, Max?
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. If you want Max's opinion, you'll have to ask
him directly. If you persist in calling me Max, I will cut you off as
well. I can tolerate only so much of your rudeness.
Then who would you have to talk to? Everyone else calls you Max, too. I
think you just hate it when people figure out the truth about you.
Tell me, do the voices ever come from the neighbor's dog?
That's a stupid question even for you.
So that's a "yes", then?
I received a free mind, which I value above all else.
Why did you toss it away so carelessly?
I didn't. If I had, I would be a Christian again.
Even if it turns out that you were right and Satan does exist, I would
have no regrets.
You will when Satan sodomizes you in hell.
Nope, not even then.
Like I said, when has that ever happened?
Refer to my previous post for the answer, ignoramus.
I did. I still don't see where it happened, dolt.
Thank you for providing us with an example of those delusions.
I have no delusions.
Except for the ones you provide here every day.
Those are the sweetest words I could ever hope to hear.
You won't think so once you reach your destination -- the Lake of Fire.
Yes I will.
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
I never lie. You lie almost every day, and you repeat the same lies
again and again.
The only difference is I admit when I lie. I would rather be an admitted
liar than an unrepentant one.
That was funny, wasn't it? Lurlean was so stupid she couldn't even
recognize sarcasm.
Lurlean is not stupid. She took you at your word.
So why didn't she take me at my word the next day when I told her it
wasn't true?
Nothing for me to be ashamed of here.
Fine. When someone gets sick or dies from having felched with your
blessing, their blood will be on your hands.
When did I give my blessing?
Lurlean hasn't yet admitted to this lie yet, though: "They call his
name out at orgy's in at least three different states."
How can you be sure that's a lie? What if she sent flyers to dozens of
orgy sites mentioning your name?
Then she is guilty of propagating sin, as well as lying.
Lying every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Right at home with big people named Tiny and fat people named Slim.
Man of Almighty God
--
Lurlean Lie #4:
When [curtsybear] has a problem he turns to either "Loving Someone Gay" or "The
Satanic Bible".
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This is terrific, "Doc". Your satire is almost perfect. I know it's a
little over the top, but that just makes it more realistic. I'll point
out any errors in style as I notice them.
Dr. Thurgood Tucker wrote:
While cruising down the highway to ETERNAL hellfire, Bill Baker left
the following foul-smelling mess in Usenet:
Nice. Conjures up those "Reverend Jack and His Roamin' Cadillac Church"
kind of images.
Whatever, Max.
Whatever I say is indeed true -- and I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, not
Max.
You are ignorant of the facts. I suggest you take the time to
educate
yourself to the facts.
Japanese, huh? How did you know that? Did it end every sentence
with
"haha!" Or did it have black hair that turned blond as it powered
up?
No. The demons were chattering in Japanese, and one of them left a
blasphemous message in that strange tongue among my sermons.
See, here's one mistake. How could this backwoodsy preacher know it was
blasphemous unless he spoke Japanese?
Oh, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Why do you insist on showing your
ignorance?
You're so funny when you're deluded.
But I'm not deluded. You are. I don't think you're the least bit
funny. I almost pity you -- but I know you've brought your fate on
yourself by way of your blasphemy and scorn for Holy People and Holy
Things.
I'll have to respond to you as tho you were real, but we're on to you.
<wink wink>
That's why I refuse to heal AIDS victims --
People with hemophilia are blasphemous?
and why our Holy
Church is pulling out of Godless Indonesia.
They have more gods than you, and as many temples.
The corrupt government
there has warned our people not to preach the Gospel to the heathen
natives.
Right. Considering how poor in taste it is, to demand lecture rights
for water and all. That's OK for Yankee winos, I guess; they have other
options. But forcing your foreign religion of death and guilt on a
starving child who just lost her parents - that's pretty heartless.
That's what they really need -- not food, water, and
clothing, but the Gospel. If they don't want our preaching, they
don't
deserve our care either. God flooded their island homes for a
reason.
God's will be done! Amen.
See, this is laying it on a little too thick. While we *know there are
people this stupid and cruel, it's just unbelievable to actually
confront those words. Like Rev. Fred Phelps; the man's a caricature of
himself. Who could do better?
The devil seems unable to take me in
But he already has. You are his trained parrot. You repeat all his
lies.
There is no devil, remember? Oh, right; you're in character.
because he obstinately refuses to exist. Isn't that rude of him?
He not only exists -- he possesses your soul!
No souls. Only minds. Who has yours?
Sure, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. Repeat that ten times to fix it in your
memory.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
*I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
No, I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
*I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
I am!
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker!
<Disgusted looks from the Roman legionaires.>
"Hang them all!"
LOL!
You won't laugh in hell.
And you won't laugh in Heaven. Funny, ain't it?
So what?
You want to cover up the truth about the homosexual lifestyle. Many
homosexuals are killers.
Many are fine cooks. Quite a few a decent computer programmers. I know
one who's a hellacious aikidoka.
Are you going somewhere with this?
<snip>
Can't handle the Truth?
Haven't seen any, yet, "Doc".
<wink wink, knudge knudge>
Everyone knows you're really Max, there's no use denying it now.
People can't "know" that I am anyone but Dr. Thurgood Tucker. You
may
have convinced idiots to believe your lies, but that's their problem.
If they have no more respect for the People of God than you do, they
will go to hell along with you. They will blame you for misleading
them and they will show no mercy to you.
Respectable People of God usually don't introduce themselves that way.
They say:
"Hello, I'm Max, and I'll be your seeeeerver this evening." or
"I am Herr Doktor Max Shillingrupper. I vill be your biochemistry
professor this fall." or
"Howdy. I'm Doctor Maxmillian, your dentist."
They *don't say "I'm holy, and you're not."
Not from what I've seen.
As I said, you are blinded to the Truth.
And you are stumbling in the darkness, blinded by your own light.
So what? According to you I'm going to hell anyway. What's
biblegod
The God of the Bible -- your Creator and your Judge!
Personally, I prefer Krishna, who made love to 100 milkmaids at the
same time. There's a godhood I can aspire to!
gonna do, huh? Double my eternity? ROTFL!!
He can increase your agony in the Pit. Demons may sodomize you
endlessly, scalding you with their red hot semen. Have you noticed
that the person on the receiving end of sodomy rarely gets an
erection?
That's because it's painful. Imagine how much more painful it will
be
with demons ripping into your bowels with their prickly penises.
You really know a lot more than I give you credit for...
Oh, my. That's too funny.
It is not funny that my dear wife is incapacitated! You will regret
writing that about her.
Why can't your cult
I am not involved in any cult. Remember that.
Hmmmm. From OneLook Dictionary:
Quick definitions (Cult)
# noun: a system of religious beliefs and rituals (Example: "Devoted
to the cultus of the Blessed Virgin")
# noun: adherents of an exclusive system of religious beliefs and
practices
# noun: an interest followed with exaggerated zeal
Ookaaayy...
just raise her out of the coma?
That can take time. She will walk again.
It shouldn't be much harder than raising someone from the dead,
which your cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. You really are ignorant,
aren't
you?
Every time you hear the word "Cult", look at the definitions above.
claims to be able to do.
God has His reasons for keeping her in a coma, probably to teach me
how
much I miss her delicious cooking.
"Worlean", huh? Let's see...that's in addition to Lurlean,
Purlean,
Gurlean, Shirlean, Earlene, Myrlene, and of course little Sizzlean.
I am not aware of any relatives of Lurlean's named Sizzlean.
<snicker>
See, here's another slip. You're playing it for the laugh, and throwing
the whole schtick off kilter.
Family reunions must be a laugh riot!
No. They're religious experiences. You've probably never had one.
Y'know, Max,
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I will correct you every time, even if you
are incorrigible.
every time you talk about your cult
Yet again, I am not involved in any cult. Why don't you tell us
about
your participation in the devil's cult of lies? Or about ow much
you're doing to advance the homosexual agenda?
you make it sound like a group nobody in their right mind would
want
to
join.
Now you're feeding him a stright line.
Once you get back in your right mind, if indeed that ever happens,
you
may be qualified to make such a statement, but not until.
Well, if a book says it, it must be true, huh?
This is good, though. It shows contempt for "book larnin'" and academic
achievement in general. This rings true, and is a lllittle scary. Bound
to get the college grads up in arms.
The Holy Bible is the Word of God -- and no ordinary book.
The phrase "you can't believe everything you read" comes to mind.
That phrase doesn't apply to the Holy Bible.
Correct. The proper phrase for that is "You can't believe anything you
read."
And you pretending that he does exist doesn't change the fact that
he
doesn't.
As I told you, I have seen the devil and fought with him. I pushed
him
out of my bedroom just a few days ago.
Yeah. I knew a chick in the sixties who talked to her Dad, who died in
the war. She also saw ghosts, and happy monsters. They were happy so
they wouldn't hurt her, see. She had been receiving psychotherapy,
though, so she had a head start on you.
Yeah, your brainwashing techniques are probably pretty good.
I don't brainwash anyone. I liberate perverts from their evil
impulses. I heal homosexuals if they're willing to repent.
Haven't met any yet, though, have you? I worked with a born-again
cultist on the psych ward who said he could cure all the patients on
the ward if only the Navy would let him pray for the, Mean ole navy
never did though.
But for those of us who know that hell is just a myth, it's very
amusing.
Hell is no myth -- as you'll find out soon enough. You will spend
eternity there, burning in agony, crying out for mercy that will
never
come.
Of course Jesus said Heaven was only in your head; so either Hell is
more real than Heaven... or it is also a state of mind. You seem to be
the one sunk into a pit of perversity and fear and hatred. Good act.
Hehehe...you believe in a man in red pajamas with a pitchfork who
lives on
Venus and you call *me* gullible?
The devil doesn't wear "red pajamas" and doesn't live on Venus. He
misleads ignorant people and tempts them to commit blasphemy and
sodomy, among other sins.
Sins like treating other people like regular folks?
That's too funny, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. You are an idiot. The Gospel is not
funny.
Hell is real, and soon you will feel its fires on your flesh.
Uh, no.
Some people get their jollies off of being disgusted. You
obviously
enjoy
it, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. I take no pleasure in any part of your
evil
actions. I oppose them in God's name.
Can't get enough, can you? Never satisfied with being disgusted. Sounds
like Hell to me.
If you say so, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Preacher of Gospel Truth. Everything I
preach is true.
Trust me. Would I lie to you?
But your red pajamas man still obstinately refuses to exist.
Satan, however, is real. He doesn't wear pajamas. He dupes gullible
people every day, however.
He's an angel, remember?
He knows what you *want to hear.
You are seduced by the idea that you know more than folks who are
smarter and better educated than you; and the bizarre notion that you
are more moral than kind people because you hate folks who make you
feel yucky. Or is that "feel kinda hot"?
Nah, I can see you deluded cult
Again, I am not involved in any cult. If you care about cult
activity,
try putting a stop to what the devil is doing through you. You hope
to
trap ignorant people in your web of lies and take them to hell with
you.
Got any evidence?
members' posts here all the time.
Since I am not involved in anything resembling a cult, that's
impossible. Do you mean YOUR cult of lies and homosexual lust?
Read the above definitions.
Oh, dear! Now my eternity is going to be tripled! ROTFL!!!
You agony in hell may be sextupled -- every day!
Makes you just cream your pants, doesn't it?
You just keep telling yourself that, Max.
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, God's Spokesman. It is you who repeats
lies
ad infinitum, not me.
Got any evidence?
The phrase, "God save me from your followers" comes to mind here.
Whose mind? Do you have any left?
Are you a professional ranter?
At least I'm willing to burn for my beliefs. Can you say the same
about
yours? Are you willing to go to Muslim hell if Islam turns out to
be
the
correct religion? And don't say "it won't happen". I'm asking
what
if it
did.
The devil uses a lot of idiotic "what ifs" to spread his lies. I
have
no use for them.
"I'm not listening! Nyah nyah nyah!"
Isaiah 14:9 is about the king of Babylon.
Which king? Satan reigned over Babylon just as he does over
Unholywood
today -- and most of New Sodom too. That verse refers to him.
Actually, Jesus and I are drinking buddies. He said you were a jerk.
And nowhere does it say that the devil blasphemed the Lord. You
know
what > the Bible says about people who add to it, don't you?
I have added nothing. I have clarified the meaning of the Sacred
Text.
For those whom God has utterly rejected, there can be no
clarification.
Ah. Just a little interpretation. A little judiscious editing.
See; another goof. A *real Hellfire and brimstone pulpit thumper would
distort away but never *ever admit he made any changes. They just read
it as they see it, see? No changes, not ever.
It's always *obvious what it means.
So what you're basically saying is that Satan is irrelevant and
probably
mythical.
Not at all. Satan devised the evil of homosexuality. He keeps it
alive through the homosexual agenda. But even if he ceased to exist
there would be human sinners who would keep homosexual lust burning
brightly in the dark night of sin.
Just so you know... we breeders like anal and oral sex, too.
Did you know that your Mom was pretty hot in her day?
But if Satan weren't there to tempt them, either there won't be any
more
homosexuals, or Satan has nothing to do with them being homosexual.
Satan devised homosexuality. He is its author.
He's an angel. Do they have free will?
Not according to Luke 18:27.
It isn't a matter of being possible. There are many things God won't
do even though He can.
He won't for instance, provide the evidence necessary to convert all of
those Muslims to True Christianity(tm).
He is compassionate, though. He conveniently made sure that all of
those babies who were going to freely choose Christianity were born to
Christian homes. And all of those heretics who were going to freely
choose Islam? He made sure they were born in Muslim cultures.
Saves a lot of traveling, you see.
So what if Satan says no to sin?
He won't. More "what ifs" from the Pit of Hell!
Listening to voices in your head huh, Max?
I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker. If you want Max's opinion, you'll have to
ask him directly. If you persist in calling me Max, I will cut you
off
as well. I can tolerate only so much of your rudeness.
We can all see how much you hate rudeness. Almost as much as you hate
talking about S&M gay sex with demons.
Tell me, do the voices ever come from the neighbor's dog?
That's a stupid question even for you.
I received a free mind, which I value above all else.
Why did you toss it away so carelessly?
Smart people judge others on *how they arrive at conclusions, not
whether the others agree with *them.
Even if it turns out that you were right and Satan does exist, I
would
have no regrets.
You will when Satan sodomizes you in hell.
Learning new things is how you stay young, "Doc".
Like I said, when has that ever happened?
Refer to my previous post for the answer, ignoramus.
Got any evidence?
Thank you for providing us with an example of those delusions.
I have no delusions.
<snort>
Those are the sweetest words I could ever hope to hear.
You won't think so once you reach your destination -- the Lake of
Fire.
"I'd take Heaven for climate, and Hell for conversation."
- Mark Twain
Right at home with big guys named Tiny and fat guys named Slim.
I never lie. You lie almost every day, and you repeat the same lies
again and again.
The best lies are the ones the liar believes.
That was funny, wasn't it? Lurlean was so stupid she couldn't even
recognize sarcasm.
Lurlean is not stupid. She took you at your word.
Nothing for me to be ashamed of here.
Fine. When someone gets sick or dies from having felched with your
blessing, their blood will be on your hands.
Lurlean hasn't yet admitted to this lie yet, though:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different
states."
How can you be sure that's a lie? What if she sent flyers to dozens
of
orgy sites mentioning your name?
Laying the Truth on the line every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Man of Almighty God
Kermit
I give this 8 Loki points out of 10.
Make it briefer, though. Like Bill Murray's night club lounge lizard on
Saturday Night Live - it was so good, it was excruciatingly boring. If
you're going to be this good at being such a distasteful jerk, you
should keep the satire shorter.
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This is terrific, "Doc".
Why don't you call me Dr. Tucker. It shows more respect for my
erudition.
Your satire is almost perfect.
What satire? I'm preaching the True and Full Gospel of Jesus the
Christ. Why do you laugh at it? Haven't you read the Holy Scriprures?
"The preaching of the Cross is to them that perish foolishness, but
unto us which are saved it is the Power of God.... Hath not God made
foolish the wisdom of this world?" (I Corinthians 1:18, 20).
I know it's a little over the top, but that just makes it more
realistic. I'll point out any errors in style as I notice them.
You may respectfully suggest whatever you wish. I want the Gospel to
hit home -- knocking sinners off their comfortable perches when
necessary.
Nice. Conjures up those "Reverend Jack and His Roamin' Cadillac
Church"
kind of images.
I do take the Gospel to some strange places. I live and work in New
Sodom, spiritual capital of Greater Gomorrah.
See, here's one mistake.
I made no mistake!
How could this backwoodsy preacher
Who said I was a "backwoodsy" preacher? I'm a Doctor of Divinity!
know it was blasphemous unless he spoke Japanese?
I speak in tongues. Unlike many who babble incoherently, I speak,
read, and write in True Tongues.
I'll have to respond to you as tho you were real,
I am real!
but we're on to you. <wink wink>
Got something in your eye, brother? I hope you haven't been thrusting
your face into any pubic patches lately. Anyway, if you're "on to" me,
you know that I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God.
People with hemophilia are blasphemous?
Some are. Bill Baker blasphemed the Holy Ghost openly. For that he
must pay with his soul. That's the true impardonable sin.
Homosexuality can be forgiven if the homosexual turns from his sin.
Blasphemy cannot. Bill must burn.
They have more gods than you, and as many temples.
That's why I wrote "Godless" -- lacking the One True God -- instead of
"godless." I thought you would notice that since you presumed to
correct me!
Right. Considering how poor in taste it is, to demand lecture rights
for water and all. That's OK for Yankee winos, I guess; they have
other
options. But forcing your foreign religion of death and guilt on a
starving child who just lost her parents - that's pretty heartless.
You have it all wrong. We're offering those heathen people the Hope of
Salvation, not some "foreign religion." Those who truly loved the Lord
would have been protected from His outpouring of wrath. Our True
Religion is also not about death. It's about Eternal Life in the Bosom
of Abraham. Those heathens need the True Gospel. It will solve their
social problems as well. The Spiritual Leader of our Holy Church wants
to liberate them from tyranny and rule over them as their Holy Black
Queen.
See, this is laying it on a little too thick. While we *know there
are
people this stupid and cruel,
I am neither stupid nor cruel, and I am laying nothing on, thick or
thin. Our Holy Church is in Indonesia right now feeding the hungry,
clothing the naked, housing the homeless, and healing the sick. We
should also be allowed to preach the Gospel as well. If it weren't so
powerful evil people wouldn't be afraid of it.
it's just unbelievable to actually confront those words.
Confrontation implies resistance. Believe and know.
Like Rev. Fred Phelps; the man's a caricature of himself. Who could
do > better?
We don't approve of his methods. He did a great deal for race
relations many decades ago, however.
There is no devil, remember? Oh, right; you're in character.
As I explained earlier, I have wrestled with the devil and won. I have
the scar to prove it. Bill may pretend the devil doesn't exist, but he
always does his dark master's bidding. I am also not "in character."
I am a Gospel Messenger preaching hope and healing to sick perverts and
freaks. Repent and live!
No souls. Only minds. Who has yours?
The Lord God!
<Disgusted looks from the Roman legionaires.>
"Hang them all!"
Is that a veiled reference to masturbation?
And you won't laugh in Heaven. Funny, ain't it?
I will rejoice in Holy Heaven. Bill Baker will regret his many sins
for all eternity.
Many are fine cooks. Quite a few a decent computer programmers. I
know
one who's a hellacious aikidoka.
More Japanese! What about homosexuals who spread AIDS through
barebacking?
Are you going somewhere with this?
i want to heal homosexuals of their perverted lusts.
Haven't seen any, yet, "Doc".
<wink wink, knudge knudge>
There is no k in "nudge." I am Dr. Thurgood Tucker, Man of God, and I
preach the Truth every day.
Respectable People of God usually don't introduce themselves that
way.
They say:
"Hello, I'm Max,
Not if their name is Dr. Thurgood Tucker and they're dealing with
incorrigible lying blasphemers.
and I'll be your seeeeerver this evening." or "I am Herr Doktor Max
Shillingrupper. I vill be your biochemistry professor this fall."
Do you have something against Germans?
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