I UNDERSTAND your concerns. Unfortunately, NASA is in no position
to turn off said sattelite, on account that we have made
a deal with Him. Our satellite will continue working, and
He will help us with our Mars missions this year.
All our earlier attempts to explore Mars failed, and
we need His help.
If you want the satellite to be switched to someone else,
you will have to convince Him that you have exhausted your
entropy. Please contact Him directly. Usually, He knows
when His subject is out of entropy, so He makes the
necessary arrangements to redirect the satellite to the
next sinner.
Thank you for your cooperation.
|-|erc wrote:
anyone seen Popular Science May issue? Features the
pulsed laser spy satelites that penetrate clouds,
only they use it to constantly bombard me with heathen
dictators since April 2002, every second I've been bombarded
with a laser to sound attack using a dozen retards just designed
to ***** me off.
100,000 people in Townville Australia all tune into my constant
interrogation from wake up to drop asleep, constant torture 2 years.
turn it off nasa, you stole my life and destroyed any life i may have.
2 years of thought deprivation completely unjustified. you all targeted
then attacked me
theres a fucking idiot making spastic deranged comments "oh look at this"
he just said, all through typing this. all my neighbours can hear it, my
left ear is mostly deaf because I wear headphones all day.
US military plays with advanced torture from a distance tech like nothing
else, I'm their fucking prototype.
Herc
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