Soap operas. Soap operas are the reigning king of stupid peoples
favorite television shows. I don't think anyone likes soap operas
except for ghetto black and white trash women that are home during the
day, and homosexuals. As a matter of fact, I have no idea why soap
operas aren't widely reviled and criticized like, say, pro wrestling
is.

Network reality shows. Did you see the commercials for Fire Me Please?
Only America's defective entertainment industry could make something
this bad.

Daytime talk shows like Regis and Kelly. Donahoue, Jerry Springer and
other talk shows of that sort may have been trashy but at least they
were over the top entertaining. These shows are just gay. I think talk
shows like Regis and Kelly are too cute for their own good and are
nothing but fluff.

The Today Show. There is probably no gayer show on television than the
Today Show. What the hell happened to news? I don't want to see Katie
Couric or Cambell Brown do something cute, then the weather guy talk to
the idiots standing outside, and a segment about being a mommy. On
today's Today they had a fashion segment about womens boots. I mean
what the *****? I'm supposed to be watching a news show and they show a
ten minute segment about womens boots?