"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
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"ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote in message
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: ur_droll, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
: oxygen, hurled 61 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
: alt.tasteless.jokes on Sat, 4 Dec 2004 07:18:13 +1300 with this little
: gem.. <V72sd.21889$9A.361561@news.xtra.co.nz>:
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: >"ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote in message
: >news:h751r0h4rrcfi9hcumbneo9dsiq4h1u7oa@4ax.com...
: >: ur_droll, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
: >: oxygen, hurled 47 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
: >: alt.tasteless.jokes on Thu, 2 Dec 2004 06:40:58 +1300 with this
little
: >: gem.. <Tonrd.20612$9A.336467@news.xtra.co.nz>:
:
: >: >: how sweet.. I reduced ya to replying behind skirts
: >: >
: >: >mos has been that way for a year
: >:
: >: the only one you've claimed he's hidden behind was me
: >:
: >: ..and it's a _kilt_
: >
: >'dress'
:
: Dresses don't have swastikas and black skulls dripping blood out the
: eye sockets..
Sounds like a pretty tattoo at a bad time of the month
ball point pens don't count as tattoos kiwi.
Gore's and Hillary's Revenge
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter.
Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must
Go" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off.
He storms into his security staff`s HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a threat
in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine!
Son-of-a-***** had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where
were you guys?!" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the
floor. Bill hollers "Well dammit, don`t just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT
WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!" The entire staff
immediately jumps up and races for the exits. Later that evening, his chief
security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr. President, we have some
bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?" Clinton
says "Oh hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says "Well, we took
a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was
Al Gore`s urine." Clinton says "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! My
own Vice President! Damn....Well, what`s the really bad news?" The officer
replies "Well sir, it`s Hillary`s handwriting."
--
The things I get people to confess
"GP of ATJ" <GP_of_ATJ@NoFagBoysAllowed.Com>
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:
: just because you focus only on the ***** doesn't mean
: it's the wrong hole
"ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote in message
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: I don't know *****
"ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote in message
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: when you eat it ..ya get cream
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