Ray went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
Ray said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
Ray said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
Ray said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
Ray said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
Ray said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
Ray said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen'
she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."
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