| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"FreeSpeechStore" |
| Date: |
29 Aug 2006 12:54:19 AM |
| Object: |
Re: VOTE! alt.fan.art-bell awards, Summer 2006 |
The quarterly alt.fan.art-bell awards have arrived! Highlights among
our(tino) nominees: Alexa "Who?" Cameron vies with Dave "What does that
have to do with OS/2, <fitb>?"/"Holy Digestor" Tholenator for the
Cleopatra Award; Kazoo faces both Guthball and Warhol for the Chernobyl;
Dennis "I know the secrets of the universe, but I'm not telling" B. is up
against Ed "Brain of Coal" Conrad (oo-er) for the Angstrom; Kazoo battles
teh soc.fr00tz for the Stolen Kidney award; Ben "What Holocaust?" Cramer
aims to steal the Brain of Stone from Tholen and Joseph "psests
lits"/"Goat-Blower" Bartlo; "oar pin" Tholen opposes Mark "an old
freind"/"Pee-Wee Slap-Happy" Morgan for the right to be called Thick As A
Brick; Tholen, (dis)Honest John, and Sco-vile shoot it out for the Tinfoil
Star, while Sco-vile faces off one-on-one against Double-A for the Offices
of Attorneys-at-Flaw, Karczewski, Wollmann, and Stapleton.
Note: Follow-ups set to AUK & AFA-B. Don't reply to this with a request
that I/we(tinw) stay out of your group, as that will be considered an
engraved invitation to move in. Permanently. _With_ friends, and mortal
enemies, and hysterically shrieking net.KKKops.
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:13:52 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Pollster wildly
foamed:
By the authority vested in me by the Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in AFA-B,
I present the official ballot for the Summer 2006 alt.fan.art- bell
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified at the
Pollster's discretion if:
* you are a previous recipient of an alt.fan.art-bell award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AFA-B without crossposting to
AFA-B
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
* you are a notorious fuckwit
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted and encouraged.
You have until 23:59:59 EDT on September 3rd to cast your votes.
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ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL (Vote for one.)
Dennis B.
Ed Conrad
Neither of the above
Abstain
CHERNOBYL PRIZE (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Raymond Karczewski
Warhol
None of the above
Abstain
CLEOPATRA AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dr. David Tholen
Alexa Cameron
Neither of the above
Abstain
DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Raymond Karczewski
The Three Stooges of soc.men (connor_a, MCP, and Ken Pangborn) Neither
of the above
Abstain
ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ben Cramer
Dr. David Tholen
Joseph Bartlo
None of the above
Abstain
GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION (Vote for one.)
Onideus Mad Hatter
Raymond Karczewski
Dr. David Tholen
None of the above
Abstain
SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY (Vote for one.)
Joseph Bartlo
Tom "Amadeus Jinn" Bishop
Neither of the above
Abstain
STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY" (Vote for one.)
Double-A
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain
TINFOIL STAR AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dr. David Tholen
Honest John
Richard Scoville
None of the above
Abstain
THICK AS A BRICK AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dr. David Tholen
Mark "an old freind" Morgan
Neither of the above
Abstain
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
Colonel Jake
Raymond Karczewski (incumbent)
None of the above
Abstain
OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH (Vote for one.)
PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN (incumbent)
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain
OFFICES OF KARCZEWSKI, WOLLMANN, & STAPLETON, ATTOURNEYS AT FLAW (Vote
for one.)
Double-A
Richard Scoville (incumbent)
Neither of the above
Abstain
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Hail Eris!
Not Richard Scoville
VOTE ***** SCOVILLE FOR THE BOB ALLISAT H, L, & S AND PALMJOB PADDLE!!!
And for Tinfoil Star in AFA-B!
Rookie Kook of the Year, 2005
Kook of the Month, December 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, October 2005
Palmjob Paddle, January 2006
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 2005
Coward of the Month, October 2005
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Balsa Gavel
Richard M. Scoville is explicitly denied the right to archive any of my
posts, under any of my nyms, on his site, FreeSpeechStore.com, winner of
the Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year, 2005
http://tinyurl.com/c222n
alt.fan.art-bell awards
GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION for Spring 2006
TINFOIL STAR AWARD for Spring 2006
OFFICES OF KARCZEWSKI, WOLLMANN, & STAPLETON, ATTOURNEYS AT FLAW
(Incumbent, April 2006-present)
"It's claiming authority based on absurd myths and fantasy beings - that
creates anger." -- Kurt Gavin
"Al-Qaeda is solely responsible for 9/11" is just another k00ky
konspiracy theory.
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