Merry Yule, all! This ballot contains the "Fr00tcake" and "Bag of Coal"
awards, as well as re-votes for earlier awards (notorious k0oK and
forger/frogger Steve "BowTie" Young turned out to have been the person
behind the name "Terrence 'Fly' Cooter", winner of a record-breaking
eight awards in one month for October, a couple of which may only be won
*once*). John "All gay men deserve to die" Wentzky, John "Easily" Shocked,
and Max "Dr. Thurgood Tucker" "God's One True Church of Holy Assurance"
Varazslo are up for awards.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the 2005 Christmas presents for
Kooks. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on December 20th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.


FR00TCAKE (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Bradley L Jesness

Pamela K Russell
Sylvia Sullivan


BAG OF COAL (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
David Tholen

NunYa Bidness
Pamela K Russell
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore Soc.Men
Sylvia Sullivan
Vito Kuhn


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Now is also the time to vote again for certain past awards as a result of
recent disqualifications. All the above rules apply.


KOOK OF THE MONTH, SEPTEMBER 2005 (Vote yes or no.)

Brad Guth

KOOK OF THE MONTH, OCTOBER 2005 (Vote for one.)

Ilya Shambat

Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above

GOLDEN KILLFILE, NOVEMBER 2005 (Vote for one.)

babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg

The ballot for October KotM will be counted only if Brad Guth wins
September KotM by the 2/3 margin required for such yes/no votes. Otherwise
Mr Guth will be confirmed as October KotM, as previously announced.

Merry Yule, all! This ballot contains the "Fr00tcake" and "Bag of Coal"
awards, as well as re-votes for earlier awards (notorious k0oK and
forger/frogger Steve "BowTie" Young turned out to have been the person
behind the name "Terrence 'Fly' Cooter", winner of a record-breaking
eight awards in one month for October, a couple of which may only be won
*once*). John "All gay men deserve to die" Wentzky, John "Easily" Shocked,
and Max "Dr. Thurgood Tucker" "God's One True Church of Holy Assurance"
Varazslo are up for awards.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the 2005 Christmas presents for
Kooks. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on December 20th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.


FR00TCAKE (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Bradley L Jesness
Max Varazslo
Pamela K Russell
Sylvia Sullivan

BAG OF COAL (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
David Tholen
John Shocked
NunYa Bidness
Pamela K Russell
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore Soc.Men
Sylvia Sullivan
Vito Kuhn

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Now is also the time to vote again for certain past awards as a result of
recent disqualifications. All the above rules apply.


KOOK OF THE MONTH, SEPTEMBER 2005 (Vote yes or no.)

Brad Guth

KOOK OF THE MONTH, OCTOBER 2005 (Vote for one.)

Ilya Shambat
John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above

GOLDEN KILLFILE, NOVEMBER 2005 (Vote for one.)

babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
neither of the above