Religions > Atheism > Re: VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award!!!
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Religions > Atheism |
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"Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW" |
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20 Feb 2007 05:56:15 AM |
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Re: VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award!!! |
This is a special biennial ballot for, essentially, usenet's biggest
liar of the past six months, and up for it are some of the biggest
liars ever, including teh great Kazoo, the Tholenator, Crazy Andy the
2nd, Ernie "Farrel Manne is STALKING me!" Primeau, Jabriol the
child-molester, Matt Moulton (otherwise known as the second guy after
Brad Turcotte to take the nym of "Mad Hatter", and pretender to the mad
hatter matrix number of 1x1), Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (the
guy who had a site where people could *pay* to do what anyone can do on
LiveJournal or Blogspot for free, until it was nuked), Steve Chaney (the
guy whose mission in life is to be a lying k00k who lies about another
lying k00k, Michael "miguel" Cranston), the Big 8 Management Board
(noted for creating groups for whiny k00ks), Tom "My
pic-tuuuuurrrrrrreee" Bishop, Warhol the Muslim saucerhead, Will Dockery
(alleged poet, poor pizza delivery driver, and highly successful drunk),
and, for reasons which are opaque to me but not to the FNVW, Snuhwolf.
All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:15:02 +0000, Friendly
Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler whined:
Here follows the official ballot for the Richard M. Nixon Memorial
"Pathological Liar" Award. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet
paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on February 25th to cast your
votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/voting.html>
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RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Ernie Primeau
Jabriol, a.k.a. Antonio L. Santana
Onideus Mad Hatter, a.k.a. Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Raymond Ronald Karczewski, a.k.a. Kazoo "The Convict"
Richard M. Scoville
SnuhWolf
Steve "Abigail" Chaney
The Big Eight Management Board
Tom Bishop
Warhol
Will Dockery
none of the above
abstain
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"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol
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"Cheech and Chung" movie.
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<f98Hg.249738$bN2.41516@fe09.news.easynews.com>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
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the World the SATANIC WEAPON used to enslave mankind -- INTELLECTUAL
THOUGHT!!" -- Ray Karczewski
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room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award!!! |
20 Feb 2007 10:33:15 AM |
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In article <pan.2007.02.20.11.56.09.186444@meow.fuckhead> Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW <BiGWhiteGuy5@yahoo.com> writes:
RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Ernie Primeau
Jabriol, a.k.a. Antonio L. Santana
Onideus Mad Hatter, a.k.a. Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Raymond Ronald Karczewski, a.k.a. Kazoo "The Convict"
Richard M. Scoville
SnuhWolf
Steve "Abigail" Chaney
The Big Eight Management Board
Tom Bishop
Warhol
Will Dockery
none of the above
abstain
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I've got to go with Andy Chung, for alternating mock-humble requests
to "please forgive all my iniquities" with claims that he never,
ever commits a sin.
-- cary
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| User: "Roofshadow" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award!!! |
20 Feb 2007 01:19:03 PM |
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In article <pan.2007.02.20.11.56.09.186444@meow.fuckhead>,
Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW <BiGWhiteGuy5@yahoo.com>
wrote:
This is a special biennial ballot for, essentially, usenet's biggest
liar of the past six months, and up for it are some of the biggest
liars ever, including teh great Kazoo, the Tholenator, Crazy Andy the
2nd, Ernie "Farrel Manne is STALKING me!" Primeau, Jabriol the
child-molester, Matt Moulton (otherwise known as the second guy after
Brad Turcotte to take the nym of "Mad Hatter", and pretender to the mad
hatter matrix number of 1x1), Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (the
guy who had a site where people could *pay* to do what anyone can do on
LiveJournal or Blogspot for free, until it was nuked), Steve Chaney (the
guy whose mission in life is to be a lying k00k who lies about another
lying k00k, Michael "miguel" Cranston), the Big 8 Management Board
(noted for creating groups for whiny k00ks), Tom "My
pic-tuuuuurrrrrrreee" Bishop, Warhol the Muslim saucerhead, Will Dockery
(alleged poet, poor pizza delivery driver, and highly successful drunk),
and, for reasons which are opaque to me but not to the FNVW, Snuhwolf.
All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:15:02 +0000, Friendly
Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler whined:
Here follows the official ballot for the Richard M. Nixon Memorial
"Pathological Liar" Award. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet
paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on February 25th to cast your
votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/voting.html>
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RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
I'm going to have to vote for the Double Doctor for this one.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
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| User: "Dennis M. Hammes" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award!!! |
21 Feb 2007 02:58:30 AM |
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Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW wrote:
This is a special biennial ballot for, essentially, usenet's biggest
liar of the past six months, and up for it are some of the biggest
liars ever, including teh great Kazoo, the Tholenator, Crazy Andy the
2nd, Ernie "Farrel Manne is STALKING me!" Primeau, Jabriol the
child-molester, Matt Moulton (otherwise known as the second guy after
Brad Turcotte to take the nym of "Mad Hatter", and pretender to the mad
hatter matrix number of 1x1), Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (the
guy who had a site where people could *pay* to do what anyone can do on
LiveJournal or Blogspot for free, until it was nuked), Steve Chaney (the
guy whose mission in life is to be a lying k00k who lies about another
lying k00k, Michael "miguel" Cranston), the Big 8 Management Board
(noted for creating groups for whiny k00ks), Tom "My
pic-tuuuuurrrrrrreee" Bishop, Warhol the Muslim saucerhead, Will Dockery
(alleged poet, poor pizza delivery driver, and highly successful drunk),
and, for reasons which are opaque to me but not to the FNVW, Snuhwolf.
All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:15:02 +0000, Friendly
Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler whined:
Here follows the official ballot for the Richard M. Nixon Memorial
"Pathological Liar" Award. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet
paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on February 25th to cast your
votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/voting.html>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Ernie Primeau
Jabriol, a.k.a. Antonio L. Santana
Onideus Mad Hatter, a.k.a. Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Raymond Ronald Karczewski, a.k.a. Kazoo "The Convict"
Richard M. Scoville
SnuhWolf
Steve "Abigail" Chaney
The Big Eight Management Board
Tom Bishop
Warhol
Will Dockery
I'm being more than a bit provincial, but I gotta go with the
candidate I know on the only froup I download, and Will's lies on
rec.arts.poems are -- well, when does the voluminous and diligent
little Willy ever /not/ lie on r.a.p.?
One for Will Dockery.
Not to insult any other worthy campaigner in any other venue, of course.
none of the above
abstain
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