Finally, the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awards ballot has been posted,
and the top award's a doozy of a choice! This month: Two science k00ks,
Jeff_Relf and Tom "Why use five words when I can use 50?" Potter, vie
for KOTM with Jabriol (of the 90+ nyms & morphs) and conspiracy k00k
Dean Roger Ray, as well as each other. Other k00ks up for awards
include: Azure the pixie, Crazy Andy II (aka "Chunk"), Pambo Russell,
Wabbit the morphing/nym-shifting/frogging coward of
rec.radio.amateur.policy, Perkoff (he who begs so pathetically for AUK's
attention, years after winning OotHS), the inimitable Joseph
"GoatBlower" Bartlo, Ray "Kazoo" Karczewski, Tom "Jinn-Soaked Whining
Loser & Failure" Bishop, Matt "I'm so impressed with myself simply
because I"m magnificent -- can't you tell?" Moulton, Mr. Mad Hatter
Matrix 1x1 himself, Ernie "hairloss scammer" Primeau, "tomcat", Brad
Guth, Mike "I love Bookman, and want to have his babies, but can't admit
it" Cranston (and his sidekick, Brent Armstrong), and Altie, the
insanely-jealous-of-Rhonda-Lea-Kirk fan of Kadaitcha Man, otherwise
known as "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤".

All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:16:14 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
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or against yourself
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than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or
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Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
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next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter
(X) Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Azure
<X) YES
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy
(X)ANDREW CHUNG
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell
(X) Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steve Perkoff
(X) Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
(YES)
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski
(X) Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom "Tosser" Bishop
(X) Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
(X) Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth
(X) ERNIE PRIMEAU
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
(X) Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
(X) Abstain
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston
(X) ANDREW CHUNG
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Mike "miguel" Cranston
(X) Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom Potter
(X) Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong
(X) ANDREW CHUNGE
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
(X) Abstain
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
(X) Abstain
EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
(X) Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Rocky as The Mekon
(X) Abstain
HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

J.R. Sherman
(X) Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop
(X) Abstain
MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
(X) Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation!

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________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti!
Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
<fea985f50107c84f4d1d4894114d1989.49644@mygate.mailgate.org>

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
person who keeps pounding my ***** into the ground - you go on the lits
of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of *****
I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
have a lot of goats to blow.

-- in MID: <43745576.1E07F998@verizon.net>

"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.

Att: All Earth Science Team Officers

Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28623@COMTECK.COM>

"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a ***** round a fried
egg wobbles.

The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.

Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the ***** smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <5m0ln4$znk$o@emaciated-marshmallows.net.au>

"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol

A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
a citizen of the United States.

Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
<f98Hg.249738$bN2.41516@fe09.news.easynews.com>

Finally, the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awards ballot has been posted,
and the top award's a doozy of a choice! This month: Two science k00ks,
Jeff_Relf and Tom "Why use five words when I can use 50?" Potter, vie
for KOTM with Jabriol (of the 90+ nyms & morphs) and conspiracy k00k
Dean Roger Ray, as well as each other. Other k00ks up for awards
include: Azure the pixie, Crazy Andy II (aka "Chunk"), Pambo Russell,
Wabbit the morphing/nym-shifting/frogging coward of
rec.radio.amateur.policy, Perkoff (he who begs so pathetically for AUK's
attention, years after winning OotHS), the inimitable Joseph
"GoatBlower" Bartlo, Ray "Kazoo" Karczewski, Tom "Jinn-Soaked Whining
Loser & Failure" Bishop, Matt "I'm so impressed with myself simply
because I"m magnificent -- can't you tell?" Moulton, Mr. Mad Hatter
Matrix 1x1 himself, Ernie "hairloss scammer" Primeau, "tomcat", Brad
Guth, Mike "I love Bookman, and want to have his babies, but can't admit
it" Cranston (and his sidekick, Brent Armstrong), and Altie, the
insanely-jealous-of-Rhonda-Lea-Kirk fan of Kadaitcha Man, otherwise
known as "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤".

All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:16:14 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
for
or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup
other
than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or
altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised
by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Azure

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steve Perkoff

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom "Tosser" Bishop

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Mike "miguel" Cranston

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom Potter

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Rocky as The Mekon

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

J.R. Sherman

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop

MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation!

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti!
Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
<fea985f50107c84f4d1d4894114d1989.49644@mygate.mailgate.org>

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
person who keeps pounding my ***** into the ground - you go on the lits
of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of *****
I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
have a lot of goats to blow.

-- in MID: <43745576.1E07F998@verizon.net>

"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.

Att: All Earth Science Team Officers

Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28623@COMTECK.COM>

"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a ***** round a fried
egg wobbles.

The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.

Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the ***** smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <5m0ln4$znk$o@emaciated-marshmallows.net.au>

"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol

A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
a citizen of the United States.

Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
<f98Hg.249738$bN2.41516@fe09.news.easynews.com>

Finally, the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awards ballot has been posted,
and the top award's a doozy of a choice! This month: Two science k00ks,
Jeff_Relf and Tom "Why use five words when I can use 50?" Potter, vie
for KOTM with Jabriol (of the 90+ nyms & morphs) and conspiracy k00k
Dean Roger Ray, as well as each other. Other k00ks up for awards
include: Azure the pixie, Crazy Andy II (aka "Chunk"), Pambo Russell,
Wabbit the morphing/nym-shifting/frogging coward of
rec.radio.amateur.policy, Perkoff (he who begs so pathetically for AUK's
attention, years after winning OotHS), the inimitable Joseph
"GoatBlower" Bartlo, Ray "Kazoo" Karczewski, Tom "Jinn-Soaked Whining
Loser & Failure" Bishop, Matt "I'm so impressed with myself simply
because I"m magnificent -- can't you tell?" Moulton, Mr. Mad Hatter
Matrix 1x1 himself, Ernie "hairloss scammer" Primeau, "tomcat", Brad
Guth, Mike "I love Bookman, and want to have his babies, but can't admit
it" Cranston (and his sidekick, Brent Armstrong), and Altie, the
insanely-jealous-of-Rhonda-Lea-Kirk fan of Kadaitcha Man, otherwise
known as "Ctrl=A4/Alt=A4/Del=A4".

All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:16:14 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awar=

Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote =

or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup ot=

than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or
altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised
by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote wise=

next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -=

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Azure

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steve Perkoff

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom "Tosser" Bishop

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Mike "miguel" Cranston

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom Potter

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ctrl=A4/Alt=A4/Del=A4

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Rocky as The Mekon

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

J.R. Sherman

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop

MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation!

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti!
Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
<fea985f50107c84f4d1d4894114d1989.49644@mygate.mailgate.org>

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
person who keeps pounding my ***** into the ground - you go on the lits
of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of *****
I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
have a lot of goats to blow.

-- in MID: <43745576.1E07F998@verizon.net>

"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.

Att: All Earth Science Team Officers

Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28623@COMTECK.COM>

"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a ***** round a fried
egg wobbles.

The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.

Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the ***** smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <5m0ln4$znk$o@emaciated-marshmallows.net.au>

"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol

A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
a citizen of the United States.

Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
<f98Hg.249738$bN2.41516@fe09.news.easynews.com>

Finally, the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awards ballot has been posted,
and the top award's a doozy of a choice! This month: Two science k00ks,
Jeff_Relf and Tom "Why use five words when I can use 50?" Potter, vie
for KOTM with Jabriol (of the 90+ nyms & morphs) and conspiracy k00k
Dean Roger Ray, as well as each other. Other k00ks up for awards
include: Azure the pixie, Crazy Andy II (aka "Chunk"), Pambo Russell,
Wabbit the morphing/nym-shifting/frogging coward of
rec.radio.amateur.policy, Perkoff (he who begs so pathetically for AUK's
attention, years after winning OotHS), the inimitable Joseph
"GoatBlower" Bartlo, Ray "Kazoo" Karczewski, Tom "Jinn-Soaked Whining
Loser & Failure" Bishop, Matt "I'm so impressed with myself simply
because I"m magnificent -- can't you tell?" Moulton, Mr. Mad Hatter
Matrix 1x1 himself, Ernie "hairloss scammer" Primeau, "tomcat", Brad
Guth, Mike "I love Bookman, and want to have his babies, but can't admit
it" Cranston (and his sidekick, Brent Armstrong), and Altie, the
insanely-jealous-of-Rhonda-Lea-Kirk fan of Kadaitcha Man, otherwise
known as "Ctrl=A4/Alt=A4/Del=A4".

All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Jan:16:14 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook Awar=

Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote =

or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup ot=

than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or
altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised
by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote wise=

next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -=

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Azure

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steve Perkoff

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom "Tosser" Bishop

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Mike "miguel" Cranston

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom Potter

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ctrl=A4/Alt=A4/Del=A4

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Rocky as The Mekon

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

J.R. Sherman

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop

MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy

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Fluffy thanks you for your participation!

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Kallisti!
Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
<fea985f50107c84f4d1d4894114d1989.49644@mygate.mailgate.org>

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
person who keeps pounding my ***** into the ground - you go on the lits
of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of *****
I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
have a lot of goats to blow.

-- in MID: <43745576.1E07F998@verizon.net>

"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.

Att: All Earth Science Team Officers

Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28623@COMTECK.COM>

"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a ***** round a fried
egg wobbles.

The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.

Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the ***** smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <5m0ln4$znk$o@emaciated-marshmallows.net.au>

"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol

A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
a citizen of the United States.

Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
<f98Hg.249738$bN2.41516@fe09.news.easynews.com>