Forwarded to other newsgroups targeted by Andrew Chung's spamming. Note
that anyone (almost) may vote, but valid ballots must be cross-posted
to alt.usenet.kooks in this same thread.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Azure

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Steve Perkoff

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom "Tosser" Bishop

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Mike "miguel" Cranston

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Tom Potter

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Rocky as The Mekon

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

J.R. Sherman

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop

MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy