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Religions > Atheism |
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"Cary Kittrell" |
| Date: |
01 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PM |
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Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006 |
In article <280220062055044220%art_decoW.0.0.1> Art Deco <art_decoW.0.0.1> writes:
Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Archimedes Plutonium
Whoa! Is Archie still on top of his game? I would have thought
him to have been given a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.
At least.
I was quite chuffed to find out that he attended the same
high school I did, thought possibly the year after I left.
Sometimes immortals walk amongst us, unnnoticed.
-- cary
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| User: "Archie Leach" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006 |
01 Mar 2006 11:35:25 PM |
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(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <280220062055044220%art_decoW.0.0.1> Art Deco <art_decoW.0.0.1> writes:
Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Archimedes Plutonium
Whoa! Is Archie still on top of his game? I would have thought
him to have been given a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.
At least.
I'm surprised Archimedes hasn't earned himself a Darwin Award by now.
copyright ARCHIE LEACH
"On Wordscreens of the World"
"Qbys Obrx" <qbysobrx@ubgznvy.pbz> jebgr:
Lbh ner cnegvpvcngvat jvguva frkhny enpvnyvfzf va juvpu Nhfgenyvnaf
ebhgvaryl ratntr!
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| User: "Gray Shockley" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006 |
02 Mar 2006 12:01:38 AM |
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On Wed, 1 Mar 2006 12:13:00 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote
(in article <du4o7c$n49$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>):
In article <280220062055044220%art_decoW.0.0.1> Art Deco <art_decoW.0.0.1>
writes:
Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Archimedes Plutonium
Whoa! Is Archie still on top of his game? I would have thought
him to have been given a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.
At least.
I was quite chuffed to find out that he attended the same
high school I did, thought possibly the year after I left.
Sometimes immortals walk amongst us, unnnoticed.
-- cary
And, sometimes, they walk down the hallway and screw up everything
with which they came into contact (as Carl Sagan used to say).
Gray Shockley
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They laughed at Columbus,
they laughed at Fulton,
they laughed at the Wright brothers.
But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan
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