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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Chadwick Stone©" |
| Date: |
03 Sep 2006 03:17:11 AM |
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Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006 |
X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler [wrangler@netcabal.com] has entered
into testimony
eddn16$3ns$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
<crosspoasted to some relevant froups>
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
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CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)
Write-in candidate:
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daryl Hunt
Jamie Baillie
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Warhol
none of the above
abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daryl Hunt
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Lady Motown
Larry Caldwell, a.k.a. "Batroc Z Leaper"
Tim Bolen
none of the above
abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
Daryl Hunt
David Tholen
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
Dustin Cook
Gene Ray
John Wentzsky
Kent Hovind
Nth Complexity
Pamela K Russell
none of the above
abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend"
Warhol
none of the above
abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Anita Karczewski
Cletis Perkins
Colonel Jake
Dustin Cook
MCP of Soc.Men
Roger Manyard
none of the above
abstain
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Raymond R Karczewski
Richard M Scoville
neither of the above
abstain
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andre Lieven
Colonel Jake
Tom D Potter
none of the above
abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Dennis B
Ernest Primeau
nightbat
Pamela K Russell
Warhol
none of the above
abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Pluto
Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Ed LeTourneau
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
neither of the above
abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
David Tholen
neither of the above
abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cletis Perkins
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
neither of the above
abstain
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Cletis Perkins
Richard M Scoville
Warhol
none of the above
abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Jeanne
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
neither of the above
abstain
TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Chuck Lysaght
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
Cletis Perkins
rec.radio.amateur.policy
none of the above
abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Babaloonie, trained by Dave Hillstrom
Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble
David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Pamela K Russell, trained by Hell Toupee
none of the above
abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Richard M Scoville
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
Tom Potter
abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
Skeptic, alias "Muddy Boggs", alias "TJ"
abstain
OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Nth Complexity
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Charles D Bohne, Honest John and nightbat
Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
The Big-8 Management Board
abstain
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HoT, March 2005
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Usenet's most helpful netizen
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| User: "Bookman" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006 |
03 Sep 2006 05:27:39 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:17:11 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote:
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CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)
Write-in candidate:
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Warhol
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Pamela K Russell
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend"
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
MCP of Soc.Men
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Raymond R Karczewski
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Colonel Jake
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
nightbat
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Richard M Scoville
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
Yes
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Warhol
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
abstain
TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Chuck Lysaght
Yas
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
rec.radio.amateur.policy
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Richard M Scoville
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)
Charles D Bohne, Honest John and nightbat
Saucerhedz!
ESL!
--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
COOSN-266-06-89425
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler.
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.
WWFSMD?
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| User: "Brother Gene" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006 |
03 Sep 2006 05:04:18 PM |
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:17:11 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote:
I don't know everyone listed, but of those I do know, here are my
nominations.
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)
Keith/Alan Johnson
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
GOLDEN KILLFILE
abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Raymond R Karczewski
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
abstain
TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
YES
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B Chung
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)
abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)
abstain
OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)
abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)
abstain
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Brother Gene .*.
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Blackmer #442 and Black Mountain #845
H.M.S.H.
Q.P.H.D.
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Chief Intellectually Lazy, Cynical, Sarcastic, Smarmy, Defensive, Ignorant-Heckling and Bad-Attituded Nitwit
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Past and Current Great Master in Manipulation
Machiavellian Prince, The Master Of Greatest Machinations
Apparition Who Still Rattles Around The Inside Of Freemasonry
First Official Recipient of the Order of the Fish Taco
Most Wonderful Grand High Exalted Imperial Omnipotent Mystic Regal Stomper, and Wearer of the Official Purple Underwear
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