Here follows the one true ballot for the November 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup
other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an
incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been
disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared
non-existent * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on December 9th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Fred Phelps/WBC/GodHatesFags.com

YES
NO
Abstain

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Chris Tsao of alt.revenge
John Wentzky
Neither of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Lesmond of alt.horror
The Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B. Chung
Zanthius AKA InZany
Neither of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B. Chung
Rush Limbaugh
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ed Conrad
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Neither of the above
Abstain

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Rush Limbaugh
The regulars of alt.horror
Neither of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen
The Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B. Chung
Jim Riley
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ed Conrad
Zanthius AKA InZany
Neither of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Ken Pangborn

YES
NO
Abstain

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Bill Hughes

YES
NO
Abstain

EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, THANKSGIVING WEEKEND 2007
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

John Wentzky
Ken Pangborn
Neither of the above
Abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Jade--Pangborn as a Baboon photo goof Low Carbon Kid and
Desmogblog--Journal of Geoclimatic Studies Hoax Neither of the above
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Jim Riley
Abstain

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